Baby Suri Sighting!  — She Lives!  —  First Jada Pinkett-Smith saw the Cruise/Holmes offspring, then Penelope Cruz, now X17!  Just after Vanity Fair released the news that they had bagged the first pix of the fam for their upcoming issue, we happened to be flying over to get aerials of the Cruise manse.

Firecrotch Returns: Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures  —  I know I keep posting pictures of Lindsay Lohan, but admit, there's a part of you deep down inside that loves it.  And if not, just be happy I'm not obsessed with Paris Hilton.  Regardless, these are particularly noteworthy.  Why?

US Weekly Pissed at Jennifer Aniston  —  US Weekly, behaving pretty much like a woman scorned, has come back from the denial of Jennifer Aniston's engagement to Vince Vaughn with the journalistic equivalent of an, "Oh no, you di'int!"  Dredging up the 5 major denials Aniston's publicist …

Jay-Z helps U.N. focus on water crisis  —  UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Jay-Z boycotted premium champagne Cristal at his clubs after the brand's owner made some remarks he didn't like.  Now the rap superstar has a new favorite drink: water.  —  Jay-Z, president of Def Jam Records …

How Gwyneth Paltrow Lost Her Baby Weight  —  Even Gwyneth Paltrow worries about losing her post-pregnancy weight, although she says she's been less stressed since giving birth to son Moses in April than she was after she had daughter Apple, 2.  —  "The first time, you are horrified," she tells Harper's Bazaar in its September issue.

Britney Spears wants to renew marriage vows  —  Plus: Mel Gibson protesters foiled again  —  With baby number two on the way, Britney Spears reportedly wants to renew her vows with husband Kevin Federline, and has also given him a black American Express card.  —  Is Britney Spears ready to Oops, Do It Again?

WHO IGNORED TICKET MAN?  —  You know you're very wealthy when you can see a traffic warden putting a ticket on your car while you're sitting inside it... and you don't even blink.  —  But who is being that chilled over Hollywood way?  —  Well, it's none other than stonkingly wealthy Paris Hilton.

BON JOVI DODGES EX'S IMAGE  —  CONSPICUOUSLY absent at the "Hollywoodland" premiere in Southampton last weekend was Jon Bon Jovi.  The Jersey-born rocker has a place in East Hampton and has been a fixture on the swanky South Fork social scene this summer.  But he had good reason to skip this movie …

Your Friendly Neighborhood Save-A-Ho  —  Little Sean Preston Spears Federline is growing up so fast ... well ... I don't think he can walk just yet but he's all ready to start driving ... here are a couple more pictures from Britney Spears' visit to the recording studio …

Katie Couric: I'd Like to Get Married  —  Katie Couric, the former Today cohost who in September will take over as host of the CBS Evening News, says she's ready for a "solid" relationship.  —  "I would love to be married or in a really solid, committed relationship," Couric, 49, tells Parade in its upcoming issue.

CALLS MET STAR A 2-TIMING 'SCUM'  —  A sexy Long Island teen revealed in an explosive interview yesterday that she and married Met catcher Paul Lo Duca have been carrying on a steamy affair since April, enjoying secret trysts at his pad and sharing intimate phone calls.

Nicole Richie and mystery man  —  Nicole Richie was out in Beverly Hills yesterday with a new mystery man.  This guy has to be a porn star.  Only porn stars have mustaches like that with matching pony tails.  The "Girls Gone Wild" T-shirt, windpants, and sunglasses are just icing on the cake.

Dustin Diamond, aka Screech on 'Saved by the Bell,' gets into a fight  —  OMAHA (AP) — Dustin Diamond, who played geeky Screech Powers on the '90s teen comedy Saved by the Bell, says he scuffled with a woman at an Omaha hotel earlier this week.  —  Diamond, who performed …

Christina Aguilera: Rolling Stone Cover  —  The Dirty Girl Fights Back  —  Christin Aguilera takes the cover of Rolling Stone in theirAugust 24, 2006 issue.  Some of the inside pictures (not so great quality) in the gallery!  Christina's next single is feel-good number "Candyman."