Baby Suri Sighting!  — She Lives!  —  First Jada Pinkett-Smith saw the Cruise/Holmes offspring, then Penelope Cruz, now X17!  Just after Vanity Fair released the news that they had bagged the first pix of the fam for their upcoming issue, we happened to be flying over to get aerials of the Cruise manse.

US Weekly Pissed at Jennifer Aniston  —  US Weekly, behaving pretty much like a woman scorned, has come back from the denial of Jennifer Aniston's engagement to Vince Vaughn with the journalistic equivalent of an, "Oh no, you di'int!"  Dredging up the 5 major denials Aniston's publicist …

Firecrotch Returns: Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures  —  I know I keep posting pictures of Lindsay Lohan, but admit, there's a part of you deep down inside that loves it.  And if not, just be happy I'm not obsessed with Paris Hilton.  Regardless, these are particularly noteworthy.  Why?

Robin Williams Checks Self Into Rehab  —  Acclaimed actor-comedian Robin Williams has checked himself into rehab to battle alcoholism.  —  According to "Access Hollywood," Williams' publicist announced the actor's decision to seek treatment.  —  "After 20 years of sobriety …

How Gwyneth Paltrow Lost Her Baby Weight  —  Even Gwyneth Paltrow worries about losing her post-pregnancy weight, although she says she's been less stressed since giving birth to son Moses in April than she was after she had daughter Apple, 2.  —  "The first time, you are horrified," she tells Harper's Bazaar in its September issue.

Britney Spears wants to renew marriage vows  —  Plus: Mel Gibson protesters foiled again  —  With baby number two on the way, Britney Spears reportedly wants to renew her vows with husband Kevin Federline, and has also given him a black American Express card.  —  Is Britney Spears ready to Oops, Do It Again?

BON JOVI DODGES EX'S IMAGE  —  CONSPICUOUSLY absent at the "Hollywoodland" premiere in Southampton last weekend was Jon Bon Jovi.  The Jersey-born rocker has a place in East Hampton and has been a fixture on the swanky South Fork social scene this summer.  But he had good reason to skip this movie …

Katie Couric: I'd Like to Get Married  —  Katie Couric, the former Today cohost who in September will take over as host of the CBS Evening News, says she's ready for a "solid" relationship.  —  "I would love to be married or in a really solid, committed relationship," Couric, 49, tells Parade in its upcoming issue.

CALLS MET STAR A 2-TIMING 'SCUM'  —  A sexy Long Island teen revealed in an explosive interview yesterday that she and married Met catcher Paul Lo Duca have been carrying on a steamy affair since April, enjoying secret trysts at his pad and sharing intimate phone calls.

Christina Aguilera: Rolling Stone Cover  —  The Dirty Girl Fights Back  —  Christin Aguilera takes the cover of Rolling Stone in theirAugust 24, 2006 issue.  Some of the inside pictures (not so great quality) in the gallery!  Christina's next single is feel-good number "Candyman."

Jay-Z Gets Behind H2O  —  Jay-Z may have parted ways with Cristal, but he's ready to share his new beverage of choice with the masses.  —  The rap mogul announced Wednesday that he has joined forces with the United Nations and MTV to film a documentary about the lack of accessible fresh water around …

Val Kilmer goes from Batman to fatman  —  He is perhaps best known for playing comic book superhero Batman on screen - while off-screen he has dated the likes of Cindy Crawford.  —  But where a six pack once rippled on Val Kilmer's chest, now stands what looks more like a rather large beer belly.

Nicole Richie and mystery man  —  Nicole Richie was out in Beverly Hills yesterday with a new mystery man.  This guy has to be a porn star.  Only porn stars have mustaches like that with matching pony tails.  The "Girls Gone Wild" T-shirt, windpants, and sunglasses are just icing on the cake.

Right Gwynnie.  And I'm Martian.  —  Paging through the "Fashion Rocks" (god, I never get tired of that phrase) supplement to the September issue of Vanity Fair, I first came across a David Bowie version of the keepachildalive.org ad at left.  OK.  —  Married to Iman.

At Condé Nast, a hefty serving of attitude  —  Does someone in the Condé Nast cafeteria believe that the publishing empire's corporate name is shorthand for condescending and nasty?  —  Or is it just a puckish sense of humor - or maybe the thankless struggle to please …

Christie's mom sez Peter's cooked  —  Peter Cook had better not be holding his breath for a reconciliation with Christie Brinkley.  —  The supermodel's mom told Star magazine her knockout daughter is having no second thoughts over dumping her cheating hubby.

Heidi Klum's Nearly Nude Esquire Magazine Photos  —  What are the odds of having two Heidi Klum posts in one day?  Pretty damn good when she's posing nearly naked in September's edition of Esquire Magazine.  Now I don't know why she even bothers modeling Victoria's Secret Lingerie …