Baby Suri Sighting!  — She Lives!  —  First Jada Pinkett-Smith saw the Cruise/Holmes offspring, then Penelope Cruz, now X17!  Just after Vanity Fair released the news that they had bagged the first pix of the fam for their upcoming issue, we happened to be flying over to get aerials of the Cruise manse.

Firecrotch Returns: Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures  —  I know I keep posting pictures of Lindsay Lohan, but admit, there's a part of you deep down inside that loves it.  And if not, just be happy I'm not obsessed with Paris Hilton.  Regardless, these are particularly noteworthy.  Why?

How Gwyneth Paltrow Lost Her Baby Weight  —  Even Gwyneth Paltrow worries about losing her post-pregnancy weight, although she says she's been less stressed since giving birth to son Moses in April than she was after she had daughter Apple, 2.  —  "The first time, you are horrified," she tells Harper's Bazaar in its September issue.

Jay-Z Gets Behind H2O  —  Jay-Z may have parted ways with Cristal, but he's ready to share his new beverage of choice with the masses.  —  The rap mogul announced Wednesday that he has joined forces with the United Nations and MTV to film a documentary about the lack of accessible fresh water around …

Britney Spears wants to renew marriage vows  —  Plus: Mel Gibson protesters foiled again  —  With baby number two on the way, Britney Spears reportedly wants to renew her vows with husband Kevin Federline, and has also given him a black American Express card.  —  Is Britney Spears ready to Oops, Do It Again?

US Weekly Pissed at Jennifer Aniston  —  US Weekly, behaving pretty much like a woman scorned, has come back from the denial of Jennifer Aniston's engagement to Vince Vaughn with the journalistic equivalent of an, "Oh no, you di'int!"  Dredging up the 5 major denials Aniston's publicist …

Barkers' Shanna 'Devastated' over Split  —  After her husband, Travis Barker, filed for divorce on Monday, Shanna Moakler is telling fans she still believes in "the power of love" but is "heartbroken over the demise of my marriage."  —  In a message posted on her MySpace.com blog on Tuesday …

Heidi Klum's Nearly Nude Esquire Magazine Photos  —  What are the odds of having two Heidi Klum posts in one day?  Pretty damn good when she's posing nearly naked in September's edition of Esquire Magazine.  Now I don't know why she even bothers modeling Victoria's Secret Lingerie …

Robin Williams Checks Self Into Rehab  —  Acclaimed actor-comedian Robin Williams has checked himself into rehab to battle alcoholism.  —  According to "Access Hollywood," Williams' publicist announced the actor's decision to seek treatment.  —  "After 20 years of sobriety …

BON JOVI DODGES EX'S IMAGE  —  CONSPICUOUSLY absent at the "Hollywoodland" premiere in Southampton last weekend was Jon Bon Jovi.  The Jersey-born rocker has a place in East Hampton and has been a fixture on the swanky South Fork social scene this summer.  But he had good reason to skip this movie …

At Condé Nast, a hefty serving of attitude  —  Does someone in the Condé Nast cafeteria believe that the publishing empire's corporate name is shorthand for condescending and nasty?  —  Or is it just a puckish sense of humor - or maybe the thankless struggle to please …

Val Kilmer goes from Batman to fatman  —  He is perhaps best known for playing comic book superhero Batman on screen - while off-screen he has dated the likes of Cindy Crawford.  —  But where a six pack once rippled on Val Kilmer's chest, now stands what looks more like a rather large beer belly.

Tyra & Nicole — 99 Pennies For Your Thoughts  —  Tyra Banks and Nicole Richie hit two of the hottest and most photographed locales in LA Wednesday: The Ivy and hot shopping spot Kitson.  They also hit the not-so-hot 99 Cent Store in Hollywood- and surprisingly, attracted a gaggle of photogs there too.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Save-A-Ho  —  Little Sean Preston Spears Federline is growing up so fast ... well ... I don't think he can walk just yet but he's all ready to start driving ... here are a couple more pictures from Britney Spears' visit to the recording studio …

Nicole Richie and mystery man  —  Nicole Richie was out in Beverly Hills yesterday with a new mystery man.  This guy has to be a porn star.  Only porn stars have mustaches like that with matching pony tails.  The "Girls Gone Wild" T-shirt, windpants, and sunglasses are just icing on the cake.

Christina Aguilera: Rolling Stone Cover  —  The Dirty Girl Fights Back  —  Christin Aguilera takes the cover of Rolling Stone in theirAugust 24, 2006 issue.  Some of the inside pictures (not so great quality) in the gallery!  Christina's next single is feel-good number "Candyman."

Paris' Bad Day  —  It's bad enough losing your car keys, but it's worse when you lose them while parked in the red zone.  Add in a very professional traffic cop and some paparazzi, and you've got the makings of a very bad day for Paris Hilton.  —  "She's not above the law," says the refreshingly fair traffic officer.

CALLS MET STAR A 2-TIMING 'SCUM'  —  A sexy Long Island teen revealed in an explosive interview yesterday that she and married Met catcher Paul Lo Duca have been carrying on a steamy affair since April, enjoying secret trysts at his pad and sharing intimate phone calls.

WHO IGNORED TICKET MAN?  —  You know you're very wealthy when you can see a traffic warden putting a ticket on your car while you're sitting inside it... and you don't even blink.  —  But who is being that chilled over Hollywood way?  —  Well, it's none other than stonkingly wealthy Paris Hilton.