Luv Bites Paris in the...Arm  —  Wasn't Paris Hilton supposed to have ditched her furry friend a while ago?  —  No, we don't mean the Simple Life star's ubiquitous Chihuahua, but rather the deceptively adorable kinkajou named Baby Luv that bit her on the arm earlier this week.

Kanye West Is Engaged  —  Rapper and producer Kanye West is engaged, several sources have confirmed to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  West, 29, proposed to his girlfriend, Alexis, while overseas for two weeks recently, sources close to the singer tell PEOPLE.  —  Alexis, whose last name …

Actor Lou Diamond Phillips Arrested  —  UPDATE 3:30 p.m. ET: TMZ has learned that Phillips was released from jail on his own recognizance at 12:00 p.m. PT He did not post bail.  —  TMZ has learned that actor Lou Diamond Phillips was arrested early Friday morning for alleged domestic violence.

Elle's shock over 'Body' double Klum  —  Is Heidi Klum a "Body" snatcher?  —  Fellow supermodel Elle Macpherson, who's been known as "The Body" ever since Time magazine dubbed her that in a 1986 cover story, has every reason to think so.  —  This week, Klum has been claiming the title …

DINA LOHAN: SHE'S GOT HER OWN TV SHOW AND TAKES ON STAR JONES!  —  Dina Lohan, the stunning manager-mom of daughters Lindsay and Ali, is gearing up to host her own show, she exclusively tells Star.  "I have a talk show in the works," ravishing Dina told Star 's David Caplan during an interview …

Talk show host Mike Douglas dead  —  WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (AP) — Mike Douglas, who drew on his affable personality and singing talent during 21 years as a talk show host, died Friday on his 81st birthday, his wife said.  —  He died at 5:30 a.m. in a Palm Beach Gardens hospital, said his wife, Genevieve Douglas.

California's Never Gonna Have A Real Governor Again  —  PR Inside says: … This is just retarded.

Kingston Rossdale  —  Harajuku Lover Mommy  —  Rock Steady!  Gwen Stefani took 2-month-old son Kingston Rossdale back to the recording studio yestertday at Mix Magic in Los Angeles.  Gwen wore a Harajuku Lovers tube top and sweats, topped off with Dior shoes.

Matt Dillon at the Factotum Premiere  —  Apparently Matt Dillon was acting odd at the premiere of Factotum the other night.  We also noticed he was mysteriously MIA from all the You, Me and Dupree press junkets.  Is something going on with Matt that we should be concerned with?  Here's more:

Screech: I Was Mugged!  —  Where was the bell when he needed it?  —  Dustin Diamond, the irrepressible Samuel "Screech" Powers of Saved by the Bell fame, says he and a female fan got into a dust-up in an Omaha, Nebraska, hotel room that resulted in her trying to mug him.

AGUILERA SAYS NO TO REALITY TV  —  CHRISTINA AGUILERA and her new husband JORDAN BRATMAN are constantly bombarded with requests to star in a new reality TV series, but insist they'll never open their home to cameras.  The pop superstar reveals TV executives are often puzzled when she refuses …

Jennifer Garner Faints on Film Set; Ben Affleck RushesTo Her Side  —  Ben Affleck jetted to Arizona to be with his ailing wife, Jennifer Garner, after the actress passed out in 110-degree Fahrenheit heat.  New mom Garner was shooting new movie "Kingdom" in Phoenix last week when she was overcome by the heat and fainted.

Reese Witherspoon Is Not Happy With Jessica Simpson  —  Reese Witherspoon thinks Jessica Simpson is stupid for acting 'cute and stupid'.  Yeah, she pretty much is on the money about that one. … Reese Witherspoon Slams 'Stupid' Jessica Simpson [Entertainmentwise]  —  Written by Lauren Burch

BECKHAM BENT OFF NATIONAL TEAM  —  FORMER English soccer captain David Beckham is being dropped from the national team.  Page Six has learned that newly appointed English coach Steve McClaren will deliver the shock announcement today.  The revelation comes a day after Chelsea captain John Terry was named Beckham's successor.

Kristen Bell is OK!  —  In news that isn't really news, Kristen Bell is doing fine after she didn't really hurt herself on Wednesday.  The Veronica Mars cutie was rushed to the hospital after she slammed a car door on her hand, and feared she had broken it, but she didn't.

Boo!  It's Tyra Banks and Nicole Richie  —  Here are Tyra Banks and Nicole Richie filming a segment for Tyra's show.  Now did Halloween come early cuz' I see a couple of witches.  Man, I don't think I've ever seen two celebrities look so bad together since Liza Minnelli and David Gest.