Paris Hilton bitten by pet kinkajou  —  LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv — in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her.  The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press on Friday.

Kingston Rossdale Goes to Work  —  With Mommy, that is.  How completely adorable they are.  Gwen brought Kingston along to Mix Magic recording studio yesterday for about six hours.  Let's hope he was in a sound proof room.  —  Gwen Takes Kingston to Work [TMZ]  —  Written by Lauren Burch

Mike Douglas, former TV show host, dies  —  WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Mike Douglas, who drew on his affable personality and singing talent during 21 years as host of a syndicated television talk show, died Friday on his 81st birthday, his wife said.  —  He died at 5:30 a.m. at a Palm Beach Gardens hospital, Genevieve Douglas said.

Britney's 'I'm ugly' video  —  A bizarre video of Britney Spears belching and ranting at her husband has shocked fans worldwide.  —  The pop star - who appears confused as she speaks to the camera - moans about being ugly and whinges at husband Kevin Federline while eating what appears to be takeaway chicken and chips.

Gillian Anderson Talks About Pregnancy  —  Former X-Files star Gillian Anderson, who is expecting her second child, has opened up about her pregnancy on her personal Web site.  —  "I am pregnant; which I have no doubt many of you know," Anderson, 38, writes on her site's "Latest News" page.

Tucker, Tucker, Sexy Mutha ...  Sources tell TMZ that the rumors are true: MSNBC host Tucker Carlson will be joining the cast of the new season of "Dancing with the Stars."  —  Carlson, whose usual TV appearances involve politicians dancing around his questions, will now get to do some serious steppin' of his own.

Lindsay Lohan's Unwanted Pen Pal  —  Lindsay Lohan has reached another important milestone in her celebrity career—her very first (alleged) stalker.  —  The 20-year-old actress has reportedly been receiving some unwelcome attention from a man who has been sending her letters asking to meet …

Jameson Sidelined from Lingerie Bowl?  —  Porn star Jenna Jameson has reportedly been sidelined from the 2007 Lingerie Bowl due to safety reasons.  —  Jameson's insurance company reportedly fears the adult film star will be injured in Super Bowl XLI's half-time special, which features ladies in lingerie playing football.

Fill In The Blank  —  Hollywood's hottest closeted lesbian sits on her stoop in NYC, earlier this week.  —  Jodie Foster's finger smells like ________.

K-Fed's Shifty Eyes  —  You're Kevin Federline.  You've ensured a lifetime free from the burdens of work or even making an effort simply by marrying eighty light-years over your head and immediately producing a litter of kids.  No DJ booth in the world can seem to keep you out …

US WEEKLY STANDS FIRM ON ANISTON/VAUGHN ENGAGEMENT STORY  —  The editors of Us Weekly magazine are refusing to back down after their headline-making news about a Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn engagement was slammed by the actress' publicist.  —  Aniston's spokesman Stephen Huvane attacked …

Pink Is The New Parties  —  Oh my!  It's the return of the Pink is the new Blog birthday cake ... well ... two more of them, actually.  Pink reader Mara recently celebrated her 23rd birthday and her good friend Megan threw her a PITNB party complete with pinkified cake.

Jodie, Which Finger Do You Use On Your Girlfriend?  —  Jodie Foster showing us the finger and her commitment ring in NYC's West Village on August 9th

Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie To "Play Stay-At-Home Mom"  —  Brad Pitt can be a smart man sometimes.  Unfortunately, this isn't one of those times.  Star magazine is running a cover story about Brad & Angelina troubles.  —  Apparently macho-man Brad told Angelina she should …

What the Hell is Wrong With These People?!  —  Jackass Number 2 hits theaters on September 22nd and here's a couple of stills from the flick.  It's Bam getting branded by a cowboy.  WHY?!  —  [Popbytes]