Something Flavorful  —  This bitch is something else!!!!!  —  Flavor of Love's Somethin' is the best thing to happen to television since Bobbie picked doo doo bubbles out of Whitney's ass.  —  Not only has she already shat on the floor on the premiere episode of the VH1 reality show last Sunday …

Jessica's Lotus position  —  Beautiful Jessica Biel turned heads with a night out at the Lotus nightclub on Thursday.  —  One partygoer tells us she got carried away enough to plant a big old smooch on an attractive female companion.  —  Despite the vehement insistence of our source …

Kingston Rossdale Goes to Work  —  With Mommy, that is.  How completely adorable they are.  Gwen brought Kingston along to Mix Magic recording studio yesterday for about six hours.  Let's hope he was in a sound proof room.  —  Gwen Takes Kingston to Work [TMZ]  —  Written by Lauren Burch

Paris Hilton's glitzy goat grave  —  Paris Hilton has bought the plot next to Marilyn Monroe's grave to bury her pet goat.  —  The 25-year-old has reportedly booked a plot in Hollywood's Pierce Bros Westwood Village Memorial Park next to her screen idol.  —  It is also alleged that she has booked …

Phillips released in domestic case  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — Actor Lou Diamond Phillips was released from jail on his own recognizance Friday following his arrest for allegedly physically abusing his live-in girlfriend.  —  "Our office reviewed the case today and referred it to the city attorney's hearing program.

Hottest Videos — Week of 08/06  —  New BFFs Tyra Banks and Nicole Richie went on a shopping spree with a sea of photogs hot on their tails.  They hit the usual hot spots, The Ivy and ultra-swanky Kitson, then went low brow and cruised the frugal aisles at the 99¢ Store.

Tucker, Tucker, Sexy Mutha ...  Sources tell TMZ that the rumors are true: MSNBC host Tucker Carlson will be joining the cast of the new season of "Dancing with the Stars."  —  Carlson, whose usual TV appearances involve politicians dancing around his questions, will now get to do some serious steppin' of his own.

Will Paris or Jessica be your new guilty pleasure?  —  As we all know, both Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson will be giving birth to slimy, crying, diaper needing, new albums over the coming weeks.  We've heard both of their first singles, but here are some new tracks for your barely recovered ears.

Britney's 'I'm ugly' video  —  A bizarre video of Britney Spears belching and ranting at her husband has shocked fans worldwide.  —  The pop star - who appears confused as she speaks to the camera - moans about being ugly and whinges at husband Kevin Federline while eating what appears to be takeaway chicken and chips.

Mike Douglas, former TV show host, dies  —  WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Mike Douglas, who drew on his affable personality and singing talent during 21 years as host of a syndicated television talk show, died Friday on his 81st birthday, his wife said.  —  He died at 5:30 a.m. at a Palm Beach Gardens hospital, Genevieve Douglas said.

Guns N' Roses singer visits cancer charity  —  Surprise trip to the Teenage Cancer Trust  —  Guns n' Roses singer Axl Rose has made a surprise visit to the Teenage Cancer Trust Ward at the University College Hospital in London.  —  The singer had just completed Guns N' Roses' controversial European tour …

Gillian Anderson Talks About Pregnancy  —  Former X-Files star Gillian Anderson, who is expecting her second child, has opened up about her pregnancy on her personal Web site.  —  "I am pregnant; which I have no doubt many of you know," Anderson, 38, writes on her site's "Latest News" page.

Lindsay Lohan's Unwanted Pen Pal  —  Lindsay Lohan has reached another important milestone in her celebrity career—her very first (alleged) stalker.  —  The 20-year-old actress has reportedly been receiving some unwelcome attention from a man who has been sending her letters asking to meet …

Pink Is The New Parties  —  Oh my!  It's the return of the Pink is the new Blog birthday cake ... well ... two more of them, actually.  Pink reader Mara recently celebrated her 23rd birthday and her good friend Megan threw her a PITNB party complete with pinkified cake.

Say Something Nice  —  Janice Dickinson Without Make-up: Um...well...that's very creative of her to have her own face on that cute t-shirt she's wearing!

Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie To "Play Stay-At-Home Mom"  —  Brad Pitt can be a smart man sometimes.  Unfortunately, this isn't one of those times.  Star magazine is running a cover story about Brad & Angelina troubles.  —  Apparently macho-man Brad told Angelina she should …