Booze Brothers  —  PARTY-LOVING Princes William and Harry hugged drunkenly for the camera during a booze-fuelled night out with chums.  —  Royal heir William, 24, looked dazed and wide-eyed as the flash went off — while brother Harry leered merrily over his shoulder.

COMIC'S WORST GROSS-OUT EVER  —  KOOKY comedian Andy Dick went bonkers at the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner on Sunday night - licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt before biting Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller on the hand during a bizarre backstage meltdown.

Woods clears away gal pal  —  Memo to Hollywood powerbrokers: The trouble with having 20-year-old girlfriends is, like, they're 20.  —  Youthful Ashley Madison made the gossip pages in June when she parlayed her relationship with James Woods, 59, into a role on "Entourage."

Wilson, Foxx & others love a good paddling  —  Owen Wilson can come out of the closet now - about his love for Ping-Pong.  —  The "You, Me and Dupree" star said last month that "it sounds like I'm ready to go on a senior-citizens cruise" because he's "big" on table tennis.

Kate Hudson Loses Guy  —  Kate Hudson can tell you how to lose a guy after five-plus years of marriage.  —  The Amost Famous star and her rocker hubby Chris Robinson have called it quits, Hudson's rep, Brad Cafarelli told E! News.  —  "Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson have confirmed that they are separated," Cafarelli stated.

Drew Barrymore Says She's Ready for Kids  —  Drew Barrymore is ready to start a family, she says.  —  "I definitely feel the beginnings of a tick tock," Barrymore, 31, tells InStyle in its September issue.  "Whether I have children or adopt - whatever form a family comes in, I would absolutely love to have it."

WHAT IT IS 4 THE RECORD...  What's happnin'...gotta say this is wierd for me.  I've never blogged or left a journal, or had my own website for EVERYBODY to read.  I've always expressed my self thru my music/drums and Famou$ Stars and Straps.  I've never had anybody flat out lie …

Raymond's Brad Garrett Secretly Divorced  —  Everybody Loves Raymond Emmy winner Brad Garrett and his wife of seven years, Jill Diven, quietly divorced a year ago, he tells USA Today.  —  Garrett, 46, says that he and Diven had kept their split a secret from his coworkers and even his parents …

Rihanna Covers Up, Inspires Beyonce's "Second" Single?  —  R&B star Rihanna declined to go topless during a recent cover shoot with a German magazine, citing her desire to be taken seriously as a musician as the reason.  —  "I don't like to wear things too skimpy," said the Barbados-born singer, according to Female First.

DIS-GRACE!  —  Grace, 21, has been bedding celebrity crimper Adee Phelan, who used to cut David Beckham's hair, all summer—while pretending to pine for Mikey Dalton, 23.  —  She was with Adee, 35, just days before Mikey's eviction, but quickly got back with the Scouser so they could cash in with a lucrative magazine deal.

What's Funnier?  —  We're not sure what makes us laugh harder: Nicole Richie's beach outfit on Sunday or the fact that she always seems to eat really greasy, fattening food whenever the paparazzi are around?

Rapper Lil' Wayne arrested in Atlanta  —  ATLANTA - Lil' Wayne was arrested on drug charges and released on bond, police said.  The 23-year-old rapper, whose real name is Dwayne Michael Carter, was arrested early Monday in midtown Atlanta with several drugs in his possession, according to police.

Britney Does the Safety Dance  —  It seems that safety is high on the priority list of Mrs. Federline these days.  Recently, Britney was spotted shopping with her sister Jamie Lynn and son Sean Preston at Babies R Us.  The trio shopped without security of their own dropping over $1500 …

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Too Busy To Watch Kids  —  With two famous parents constantly in demand by a fawning public and greedy press, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly decided it would be easier to take the tots to daycare than leave them home with mom.

Sheen, Richards amicably resolve issues  —  LOS ANGELES - The acrimony is apparently over for the once-coupled Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards.  There has been an amicable resolution in the couple's divorce case, lawyers for Sheen and Richards announced Monday after meeting with a judge in chambers.

Lindsay Lohan Lets It All Hang Out  —  Okay, all I care about here is:  —  1) are they real?  —  and  —  2) why?  —  Leave your thoughts after the bump, I mean lump, I mean jump, please ...

Katie's Bizarre Behavior  —  Filed Under: Exclusives!  > Katie Holmes  —  Kate Holmes made a rare public appearance on Sunday at an In Style magazine girls-only party held at the home of a Hollywood producer.  —  "Katie looked dead in the eyes," one partygoer tells PerezHilton.com exclusively.

Hilary Duff And Hailey Duff Are Material Girls  —  This is the movie I've been waiting to see all summer.  Forget about all the other so-called summer blockbusters, Material Girls is going to break box office records.  How could it not?  It stars Hilary Duff, the cutest girl in Hollywood and her not so cute older sister Hailey.