Booze Brothers  —  PARTY-LOVING Princes William and Harry hugged drunkenly for the camera during a booze-fuelled night out with chums.  —  Royal heir William, 24, looked dazed and wide-eyed as the flash went off — while brother Harry leered merrily over his shoulder.

Woods clears away gal pal  —  Memo to Hollywood powerbrokers: The trouble with having 20-year-old girlfriends is, like, they're 20.  —  Youthful Ashley Madison made the gossip pages in June when she parlayed her relationship with James Woods, 59, into a role on "Entourage."

Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Pictures: Now Bigger and Better  —  Alright, folks, here are those hi-res versions of the already infamous Lindsay Lohan side boob pictures I promised you.  —  Again, I really can't believe that all she's wearing is that sheet shirt.

Wilson, Foxx & others love a good paddling  —  Owen Wilson can come out of the closet now - about his love for Ping-Pong.  —  The "You, Me and Dupree" star said last month that "it sounds like I'm ready to go on a senior-citizens cruise" because he's "big" on table tennis.

COMIC'S WORST GROSS-OUT EVER  —  KOOKY comedian Andy Dick went bonkers at the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner on Sunday night - licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt before biting Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller on the hand during a bizarre backstage meltdown.

Drew Barrymore Says She's Ready for Kids  —  Drew Barrymore is ready to start a family, she says.  —  "I definitely feel the beginnings of a tick tock," Barrymore, 31, tells InStyle in its September issue.  "Whether I have children or adopt - whatever form a family comes in, I would absolutely love to have it."

Kate Hudson Loses Guy  —  Kate Hudson can tell you how to lose a guy after five-plus years of marriage.  —  The Amost Famous star and her rocker hubby Chris Robinson have called it quits, Hudson's rep, Brad Cafarelli told E! News.  —  "Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson have confirmed that they are separated," Cafarelli stated.

Raymond's Brad Garrett Secretly Divorced  —  Everybody Loves Raymond Emmy winner Brad Garrett and his wife of seven years, Jill Diven, quietly divorced a year ago, he tells USA Today.  —  Garrett, 46, says that he and Diven had kept their split a secret from his coworkers and even his parents …

Sheen, Richards amicably resolve issues  —  LOS ANGELES - The acrimony is apparently over for the once-coupled Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards.  There has been an amicable resolution in the couple's divorce case, lawyers for Sheen and Richards announced Monday after meeting with a judge in chambers.

KIDS' PITT STOP  —  BRAD Pitt is taking his kids to work with him.  Our spies on the Warner Bros. lot in Los Angeles say Pitt, on site filming "Ocean's 13," drops off Maddox and Zahara, his two adopted children with Angelina Jolie, at the studio's day-care center every day.

DIS-GRACE!  —  Grace, 21, has been bedding celebrity crimper Adee Phelan, who used to cut David Beckham's hair, all summer—while pretending to pine for Mikey Dalton, 23.  —  She was with Adee, 35, just days before Mikey's eviction, but quickly got back with the Scouser so they could cash in with a lucrative magazine deal.

Courteney Cox: I Lean on Jen Aniston  —  Last week Courteney Cox told Life magazine, "I'm a great caretaker."  But who takes care of her during tough times?  —  "There are a few people that I would go to," Cox, 42, told PEOPLE Monday night at an event she hosted at the Comedy Store …

Rihanna Covers Up, Inspires Beyonce's "Second" Single?  —  R&B star Rihanna declined to go topless during a recent cover shoot with a German magazine, citing her desire to be taken seriously as a musician as the reason.  —  "I don't like to wear things too skimpy," said the Barbados-born singer, according to Female First.

Hilary Duff And Hailey Duff Are Material Girls  —  This is the movie I've been waiting to see all summer.  Forget about all the other so-called summer blockbusters, Material Girls is going to break box office records.  How could it not?  It stars Hilary Duff, the cutest girl in Hollywood and her not so cute older sister Hailey.

What's Funnier?  —  We're not sure what makes us laugh harder: Nicole Richie's beach outfit on Sunday or the fact that she always seems to eat really greasy, fattening food whenever the paparazzi are around?

Nicole Richie Eats Pizza!  —  Why is it such a big deal when we see Nicole Richie eating something?  She's just gonna barf it up later.  Just kidding!  It's her metabolism y'all!  She eats like a pig, blah, blah, blah.  Anyway Nicole is enjoyed this delicious piece of pizza in Malibu yesterday afternoon.

Kimberly Stewart Needs a Fashion Intervention  —  Kimberly Stewart continues to disgust us all.  Rod's daughter was spotted shopping while barefoot this weekend, with Jack Osbourne mysteriously lurking behind her.  What's up with that?  —  Written by Alyk  —  (Splash News Online)

Britney Does the Safety Dance  —  It seems that safety is high on the priority list of Mrs. Federline these days.  Recently, Britney was spotted shopping with her sister Jamie Lynn and son Sean Preston at Babies R Us.  The trio shopped without security of their own dropping over $1500 …