COMIC'S WORST GROSS-OUT EVER  —  KOOKY comedian Andy Dick went bonkers at the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner on Sunday night - licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt before biting Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller on the hand during a bizarre backstage meltdown.

The Barkers: Divorce Disaster!!!!!!  —  What was love, now is lost between former MTV reality show stars Travis Barker and his soon-to-be ex-wife Shanna Moakler.  —  The pair have been feuding publicly for months - even getting into heated fights out in clubs - and now they've gone into full …

Sheen, Richards amicably resolve issues  —  LOS ANGELES - The acrimony is apparently over for the once-coupled Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards.  There has been an amicable resolution in the couple's divorce case, lawyers for Sheen and Richards announced Monday after meeting with a judge in chambers.

Booze Brothers  —  PARTY-LOVING Princes William and Harry hugged drunkenly for the camera during a booze-fuelled night out with chums.  —  Royal heir William, 24, looked dazed and wide-eyed as the flash went off — while brother Harry leered merrily over his shoulder.

Courteney Cox: I Lean on Jen Aniston  —  Last week Courteney Cox told Life magazine, "I'm a great caretaker."  But who takes care of her during tough times?  —  "There are a few people that I would go to," Cox, 42, told PEOPLE Monday night at an event she hosted at the Comedy Store …

Nicole Richie Eats Pizza!  —  Why is it such a big deal when we see Nicole Richie eating something?  She's just gonna barf it up later.  Just kidding!  It's her metabolism y'all!  She eats like a pig, blah, blah, blah.  Anyway Nicole is enjoyed this delicious piece of pizza in Malibu yesterday afternoon.

Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Pictures: Now Bigger and Better  —  Alright, folks, here are those hi-res versions of the already infamous Lindsay Lohan side boob pictures I promised you.  —  Again, I really can't believe that all she's wearing is that sheet shirt.

Heath Ledger one finger salute  —  Heath and Michelle Salute The Press  —  Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams seemed quite annoyed at the press photographers following the two as they vacationed and sunbathed in Mexico.  So annoyed in fact, that the two of them got up from their chaise lounges …

Woods clears away gal pal  —  Memo to Hollywood powerbrokers: The trouble with having 20-year-old girlfriends is, like, they're 20.  —  Youthful Ashley Madison made the gossip pages in June when she parlayed her relationship with James Woods, 59, into a role on "Entourage."

Wilson, Foxx & others love a good paddling  —  Owen Wilson can come out of the closet now - about his love for Ping-Pong.  —  The "You, Me and Dupree" star said last month that "it sounds like I'm ready to go on a senior-citizens cruise" because he's "big" on table tennis.

Hilary Duff And Hailey Duff Are Material Girls  —  This is the movie I've been waiting to see all summer.  Forget about all the other so-called summer blockbusters, Material Girls is going to break box office records.  How could it not?  It stars Hilary Duff, the cutest girl in Hollywood and her not so cute older sister Hailey.

Lindsay - Sex and Shoes  —  LL credits Sex and the City for inspiring her dating life.  She basically said she enjoys openly sleeping around.  How old was LL when the show was even on?  And where are Lindsay's people when she does these interviews.  LL sure knows how to set her self herself up for the rest of us.

Nick: Interest in Him, Jessica 'Bizarre'  —  Nine months after his split from Jessica Simpson was announced, and halfway around the world, Nick Lachey still can't escape the public's curiosity about him and his ex.  —  "It is bizarre," Lachey, 32, tells Australia's Sydney Morning Herald …

'Housewives' star has Cross words for Walters  —  Plus, leading lady stands up for new Bond; Katie Holmes lightening up  —  Marcia Cross is no fan of Barbara Walters.  The "Desperate Housewives" star is still steaming that talk show doyenne asked her about widespread rumors that she's a lesbian on "The View" last year.

Spielberg tops stars' income list  —  Film director Steven Spielberg was the world's highest-earning celebrity last year, according to Forbes magazine.  —  The man behind ET and Jurassic Park had an estimated income of £180 million in 2005, or £342 per minute.

Rihanna's Too Confused To Pose Topless  —  R&B star Rihanna declined to go topless during a recent cover shoot with a German magazine, citing her desire to be taken seriously as a musician as the reason.  "I don't like to wear things too skimpy," said the Barbados-born singer, according to Female First.

Tom & Katie meet the Beckhams  —  TomKat meet the Beckhams  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in Salt Lake City yesterday afternoon to watch soccer superstar David Beckham play soccer during an an exhibition match with Real Madrid.  Just last week, it was reported that proud parents Tom …

Jeremy Piven at Country Market  —  Sippin' Near The Country Market  —  Stars are never too far from their beloved Starbucks coffee drinks.  Jeremy Piven was at a Malibu Country Market on August 13 sipping out of a venti Starbucks cup and getting some cash at a local ATM.

Is Posh Knocked Up?  —  David and Posh Beckham are said to be trying for another kid.  This would be their fourth child.  Posh is said to seriously want a baby girl since she's in a house full of dudes.  She has been eating lots of fatty s**t to try and gain weight.