Booze Brothers  —  PARTY-LOVING Princes William and Harry hugged drunkenly for the camera during a booze-fuelled night out with chums.  —  Royal heir William, 24, looked dazed and wide-eyed as the flash went off — while brother Harry leered merrily over his shoulder.

COMIC'S WORST GROSS-OUT EVER  —  KOOKY comedian Andy Dick went bonkers at the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner on Sunday night - licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt before biting Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller on the hand during a bizarre backstage meltdown.

Sheen, Richards amicably resolve issues  —  LOS ANGELES - The acrimony is apparently over for the once-coupled Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards.  There has been an amicable resolution in the couple's divorce case, lawyers for Sheen and Richards announced Monday after meeting with a judge in chambers.

Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Pictures: Now Bigger and Better  —  Alright, folks, here are those hi-res versions of the already infamous Lindsay Lohan side boob pictures I promised you.  —  Again, I really can't believe that all she's wearing is that sheet shirt.

Woods clears away gal pal  —  Memo to Hollywood powerbrokers: The trouble with having 20-year-old girlfriends is, like, they're 20.  —  Youthful Ashley Madison made the gossip pages in June when she parlayed her relationship with James Woods, 59, into a role on "Entourage."

Wilson, Foxx & others love a good paddling  —  Owen Wilson can come out of the closet now - about his love for Ping-Pong.  —  The "You, Me and Dupree" star said last month that "it sounds like I'm ready to go on a senior-citizens cruise" because he's "big" on table tennis.

Rihanna's Too Confused To Pose Topless  —  R&B star Rihanna declined to go topless during a recent cover shoot with a German magazine, citing her desire to be taken seriously as a musician as the reason.  "I don't like to wear things too skimpy," said the Barbados-born singer, according to Female First.

Travis Barker's MySpace Lash Out  —  When Hollywood couples move to Splitsville, it never seems to be a smooth transition.  The recent split between Blink 182's Travis Barker and wife and former Miss USA Shanna Moakler is no exception, and now the split has spilled into MySpace.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Too Busy To Watch Kids  —  With two famous parents constantly in demand by a fawning public and greedy press, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly decided it would be easier to take the tots to daycare than leave them home with mom.

Courteney Cox: I Lean on Jen Aniston  —  Last week Courteney Cox told Life magazine, "I'm a great caretaker."  But who takes care of her during tough times?  —  "There are a few people that I would go to," Cox, 42, told PEOPLE Monday night at an event she hosted at the Comedy Store …

Mischa Barton's Bikini Makes a Lot of Money  —  I went to Autralia for month a last year, and I didn't make any money.  Mischa Barton went to Australia for a week and made $700,000.  Yup, that's $100,000 per day.  I did the math.  And the best/worst part of it is that she made $500,000 …

Nick: Interest in Him, Jessica 'Bizarre'  —  Nine months after his split from Jessica Simpson was announced, and halfway around the world, Nick Lachey still can't escape the public's curiosity about him and his ex.  —  "It is bizarre," Lachey, 32, tells Australia's Sydney Morning Herald …

Drew Barrymore Says She's Ready for Kids  —  Drew Barrymore is ready to start a family, she says.  —  "I definitely feel the beginnings of a tick tock," Barrymore, 31, tells InStyle in its September issue.  "Whether I have children or adopt - whatever form a family comes in, I would absolutely love to have it."

Raymond's Brad Garrett Secretly Divorced  —  Everybody Loves Raymond Emmy winner Brad Garrett and his wife of seven years, Jill Diven, quietly divorced a year ago, he tells USA Today.  —  Garrett, 46, says that he and Diven had kept their split a secret from his coworkers and even his parents …

Heath Ledger one finger salute  —  Heath and Michelle Salute The Press  —  Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams seemed quite annoyed at the press photographers following the two as they vacationed and sunbathed in Mexico.  So annoyed in fact, that the two of them got up from their chaise lounges …

Nicole Richie Eats Pizza!  —  Why is it such a big deal when we see Nicole Richie eating something?  She's just gonna barf it up later.  Just kidding!  It's her metabolism y'all!  She eats like a pig, blah, blah, blah.  Anyway Nicole is enjoyed this delicious piece of pizza in Malibu yesterday afternoon.

Emmy's Taxing Goody Bags  —  There should be nothing less taxing than a luxurious spa weekend.  —  But try telling that to the IRS.  —  The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences reminded a number of celebrities last week that the swag-stuffed gift bags they receive on Emmy night …

DIS-GRACE!  —  Grace, 21, has been bedding celebrity crimper Adee Phelan, who used to cut David Beckham's hair, all summer—while pretending to pine for Mikey Dalton, 23.  —  She was with Adee, 35, just days before Mikey's eviction, but quickly got back with the Scouser so they could cash in with a lucrative magazine deal.

Hilary Duff And Hailey Duff Are Material Girls  —  This is the movie I've been waiting to see all summer.  Forget about all the other so-called summer blockbusters, Material Girls is going to break box office records.  How could it not?  It stars Hilary Duff, the cutest girl in Hollywood and her not so cute older sister Hailey.