Mean Girls  —  People magazine claims to have Britney Spears on the cover of their new issue (on newsstands now) but I am having a hard time believing this is our dear Britney.  It doesn't even look like her ... what the hell did they do to her face?  —  It kinda sorta looks like her …

Pete Doherty pleads guilty in drug bust  —  LONDON - Musician Pete Doherty pleaded guilty Friday to five counts of possessing drugs, including heroin and crack cocaine.  —  Sentencing was adjourned until the Sept. 4.  District Judge Alison Rose warned the Babyshambles singer that he could be sentenced to jail.

Macca fears Heather will turn video diary into TV show  —  Heather Mills is putting further pressure on Paul McCartney by filming a video diary of the couple's increasingly acrimonious split.  —  The former Beatle is understood to be concerned that the footage might easily …

Home 'Rule': Lindsay's staying in  —  Pals of Lindsay Lohan have noticed a change come over the firecracker actress in recent weeks.  —  "She's heard everyone and is cleaning up her act," says a friend.  —  "Lindsay is really taking it easy these days. ...  she is focused on work and [boyfriend] Harry [Morton]."

A New Man for Jessica Simpson?  —  Lately Jessica Simpson has been working - and working it.  —  Last weekend, the singer, who has been promoting her new album, A Public Affair, turned up at L.A. hot spot Hyde Lounge on Saturday night for a triple date.  She was with her hairdresser …

Ashton: Demi and I Never Argue  —  As they approach their first wedding anniversary next month, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are enjoying a relationship that has "the same energy as before but more depth," he says.  —  In the upcoming issue of Parade magazine, Kutcher, 28 …

First Look: Beyonce's New Album 'B'Day'  —  Imagine if Whitney Houston never had Clive Davis steering her career for those first few important image-defining albums.  The result would have been Beyonce Knowles ' new "B'Day," the follow up to her huge-selling debut album "Dangerously in Love."

Bianca's Million-Dollar "Talent"  —  Sometimes, good things—such as solid gold pipes—come in small packages.  —  Winning the hearts of viewers and proving Piers Morgan right, 11-year-old singer Bianca Ryan captured the $1 million prize Thursday night on the finale of America's Got Talent.

Motherf**king Snakes on a Motherf**king Plane  —  Say what you will about Snakes on a Plane, but that was one motherf**king entertaining movie.  Was it stupid?  Yeah.  Was it violent?  Hell yeah.  Was it everything you want it to be?  Yeah, Motherf**ker!

Mischa and Cisco Back Together  —  So much for Mischa and her many men - I guess she was just having a fun time with friends.  Mischa is finished with school in London and back in the states with her main man Cisco.  We had a vacation from seeing him but looks like he is back in our lives as well.

Madonna Shows Emotion At Her B-Day Bash  —  The Mirror's 3AM reports on Madonna's emotional tribute to her husband, Guy Ritchie: … Wow.  Since there's plenty of evidence to indicate that Madonna couldn't act her way out of a paper bag, her speech must have been genuine.  Good for the Ritchies, then.

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey Take the Stairs  —  What goes up, must come down.  Don't they look cute together?  I love how her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubrey, is helping her up the stairs by touching her butt.  Yes, it's a slow news day.  —  Written by Lauren Burch  —  (x17online.com)

Gwen Stefani at Burbank Studio  —  Gwen's Busy Baby  —  Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have been carrying Kingston around a lot lately to different studios as the two of them continue to work on their music careers.  Here, Gwen is holding Kingston as she and Gavin walk into a studio in Burbank on Wednesday.

Kristin Cavallari Likes To Be On Top (and needs a lot of attention)  —  Kristin Cavallari was recently interviewed for Blender magazine and admitted that her favorite sexual position is when she is on top.  It's called TMI Kristin!!

Parental discretion advised  —  Cast of characters:  —  Mandy Stadtmiller  —  Andy Dick  —  Chick with big boobs  —  Dude #1  —  Dude #2  —  Narrator  —  Narrator: Scene One.  In which Andy pees in front of Mandy.  —  Dude #1: Is it Star, what is it...  Mandy: I work—

Lindsay Lohan Boobs Are Shocking  —  In case you guys didn't know, Lindsay Lohan has real big boobies.  I know it's shocking.  It shocks me everytime she's in a bikini and just a few days ago it shocked me even more when we saw the profile of her breasts.  Now here she is at the Smashbox …

'Sixth Sense' Star Haley Joel Osment Charged With Drunk Driving  —  Haley Joel Osment, the 18-year-old actor injured in a car crash in La Cañada Flintridge last month, has been charged with misdemeanor drunk driving, authorities said Thursday.  —  Osment, whose haunting performance in …

Rihanna Bikini Pictures  —  Earlier this week, I did a post on Rihanna where she was quoted as saying: … Well, from the looks of it, she has a lot of explaining to do with these new bikini pictures.  I mean, shouldn't she be wearing a one piece?  Not that I'm complaining or anything.