If They Can't Raise My Interest ...  Well ... it finally happened ... Kevin Federline took to the stage as a solo performer and the world didn't come to an end.  It appears that all those ominous signs in those ancient Biblical texts about the End Times must have been referring to some other apocalyptical event — my bad.

Angelina Jolie: Shiseido Ads  —  Angelina Jolie for Shiseido  —  As reported all the way back in April, here are Angelina Jolie's long awaited ads for make-up giant Shiseido.  This advertising campaign was shot when Angelina was 6-7 months pregnant during her stay in Paris, France.

Paris Hilton praises her debut album  —  NEW YORK - Paris Hilton is no stranger to self-promotion.  But when she asked DJs to play songs from her upcoming debut album, "Paris," last spring, she wasn't so confident.  —  "People go crazy," the 25-year-old socialite/reality TV star/singer …

Hogan knows skin cancer prevention  —  To make it up to you ladies for posting all those photos of Jessica Biel, I give you Hulk Hogan in a neon banana hammock.  It doesn't get much sexier than this.  Keep in mind this guy is 53 years old!!!  Best photos ever.  —  Pictures by Juan Garces

Owen Threatens to Sue  —  Last week rumors spread rapidly claiming Owen was the reason for Kate and Chris' breakup.  Now Owen has hired a lawyer to sue anyone who blames him for the split or insinuates a secret affair.  Meanwhile, after the split Kate and Chris are keeping things friendly.

Kick off the week with Dorff  —  We just had hot TGI Dorff and now we get to kick of the week with even juicier pictures of Stephen enjoying the beach.  Thanks to whatever paparazzo snagged these.  —  Lots more so read more

Diddy, Kim Porter Expecting Their Second Child  —  Sean "Diddy" Combs and his longtime girlfriend, model Kim Porter, are expecting their second child, the mogul's rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "The couple is thrilled about the news," says the rep.

Brooke Burke & David Charvet Engaged  —  Former Baywatch star David Charvet and Rock Star: Supernova host Brooke Burke have two reasons to celebrate: they are getting married and expecting a child together, Burke tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Charvet proposed during a "summertime party" he threw on Saturday night, Burke tells PEOPLE.

Guy Nervous for Madonna's Safety  —  According to The Sun: … Madonna's all, "Guy, honey, I think it's very sweet that you're concerned for my safety.  But you have to understand, I can literally kill a man with my vagina.  Seriously.  My last gynecologist didn't really move away to spend the rest of his days on a farm.

Christina Aguilera Blows Up "Good Morning America"  —  Christina Aguilera is starting to make me feel a little uncomfortable.  This whole look is becoming a little too creepy for me.  I think the messed up, horribly applied red lipstick and the fact that she looks like a blow-up doll is what did me in.

Tara Reid's Breasts At An All-Time Low  —  Tara Reid's breasts still remain a mystery to me.  You see, I've spent my fair share of time in strip clubs and I've never seen a girl with fake boobs that sag.  Usually, one of the reasons why someone would get implants is because their breasts hang lower than a turtle's IQ.

Matthew McConaughey: SHIRTLESS AGAIN!!  —  Hook 'Em Pecs  —  A pec-tacular Matthew McConaughey was spotted moving back home to Los Angeles this past Friday after spending countless on the road biking and on the beach surfing.  Matthew has numerous film projects coming up, so expect to see pics of him on movie sets soon!

'Snakes On A Plane' Has Just Enough Box-Office Bite For #1  —  Advance buzz translates to modest $15.2 million opening weekend.  —  Samuel L. Jackson in "Snakes on a Plane"  —  After months of Internet buzz, "Snakes on a Plane" finally hit theaters — and opened on top of the box-office heap.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH news anchor's boorish behavior forced his network to shell out big bucks to several women so they would drop their sexual harassment claims?  He invited the ladies out to dinner - where he often couldn't keep his hands to himself - and then badgered them to come back to his apartment.

Wentworth Miller  —  The Prison Break star dishes about his whirlwind year and life on the lam (It can get very sweaty!)  —  After being cooped up behind bars last season in the FOX drama Prison Break, Wentworth Miller, 34, is finding life on the outside can get very hot.