PARTY SPOILED  —  ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt were in no mood to recon cile with Jolie's outspoken dad, Jon Voight, at the Hollywood birthday bash for Scott Caan the other night.  The ultimate celebrity couple spent a half-hour sitting in their car out side the party after learning that Voight was in side.

Tom Cruise Regrets Bashing Brooke Shields  —  Tom Cruise realizes he crossed a line when he criticized Brooke Shields last summer for her use of antidepressants, a colleague of the actor says.  —  "That, he deeply regrets," Kathleen Kennedy, who produced Cruise's War of the Worlds with Steven Spielberg, tells the New York Daily News.

Lindsay Lohan Will Soon Smell Good  —  It looks like Lindsay Lohan is hoping to join the long list of celebs like Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears — and even Antonio Banderas, who have gotten into the very lucrative perfume business.  —  Source

Surf's up for Gwyneth as she makes waves UK style  —  She wasn't even born when her fellow countrymen The Beach Boys released California Girls.  —  But it seems the spirit of the band's most famous track is alive and well on Gwyneth Paltrow's current beach holiday.

Jessica: Who's She Rollin' With?  —  Plus: Jake Gyllenhaal flirts with the party scene in N.Y.C.  —  Jessica Simpson sure gets around.  Two days after hosting the Teen Choice Awards in L.A. the pop diva jetted home to the Lone Star State to be a special guest at the Interskate Roller Rink in Lewisville, Texas.

Trust Us, the New York Times Didn't Even See This Movie  —  Not to sure about you guys, but we really, really want to see the movie Idlewild.  Big Boi and Andre 3000 totally freakin' rock.  Plus, we haven't seen a good musical film since Walk the Line and that was forever ago.

The haves who just don't get it  —  New York's rich, young socialites love to be seen as givers.  So they borrow designer gowns and pricey jewelry to attend charity galas, where they pose for paparazzi and brag to TV crews about the joys of altruism.  —  Now, It girls such as Tinsley Mercer Mortimer …

Why Isn't Britney a Supermodel?  —  This is the two-dolla question!  Britney Spears is so good at posing with different objects that she should really replace Gisele Bundchen as the top model in the World.  Here's our girl at the Primary's Action's and Adwil Agency's Emmy Suite on August 24th.

Reid — "I'm Gonna F***ing Kick Your Ass"  —  After a night of partying at Hyde, everyone's favorite walking disaster Tara Reid stopped to talk to the paparazzi outside of Hyde, explaining her love/hate relationship with the sometimes pesky group.  —  "Everyone hates you paparazzi but when you're nice …

Evans flies into an 'Entou-rage'  —  Could HBO's Hollywood-skewering hit "Entourage" be getting its first lawsuit from a target?  —  Friends of legendary producer Bob Evans say he's furious about a caricature of him, played by Martin Landau.  —  "Entourage" producers approached Evans months ago to play himself on the series.

NYC officials want new 'Survivor' pulled  —  NEW YORK - As CBS prepares to launch a new season of the hit reality show "Survivor," this time featuring teams divided by race, enraged city officials are saying it promotes divisiveness and are calling for the network to reconsider.

Heather Locklear in a See Through Skirt  —  I see London.  I see France.  I see Heather Locklear's underpants.  —  Sorry, I just had to say that.  But it pretty much sums up the content of this post.  Now while, you're admiring the perkiness of Heather Locklear's nearly exposed ass …

Kelly Brook is the Best  —  Due to the results of a poll taken by 2,500 women, the lingerie chain, La Senza, has dubbed Kelly Brook's body the best of the decade.  Past decades were also chosen with iconic names topping the list: Marilyn Monroe (50s), Twiggy (60s), Farrah Fawcett (70s), Elle McPherson (80s), Kate Moss (90s).

Ryan Phillippe & Channing Tatum  —  The Proud, The Pretty  —  Pretty boys Ryan Phillippe and Channing Tatum play opposite one another in 2007's Untitled Kimberly Peirce Project (reportedly titled Stop-Loss) as soldiers in Iraq.  Ryan, 31, and Channing, 26, were spotted filming a parade scene …

I'll Be There For You  —  Alright ... this "friend" thing that Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner keep trying to sell us on just keeps getting more involved with each passing day ... especially since the two of them have been TOTALLY inseparable for a couple of weeks now.

For The Record: Quick News On Beyonce, Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Swizz Beatz, Beck, Aerosmith & More  —  Swizz has beats for Beyoncé, Spears and Lopez; Beck picks new single; Aerosmith bassist battles cancer.  —  Beyoncé  —  If you like Beyoncé's "Ring the Alarm …