Lindsay Lohan chills at Harry Morton's beach house  —  Lindsay Lohan reached into her never-ending supply of bikinis and pulled out this little number to hang out at her boyfriend Harry Morton's beach house.  And that's pretty much all you need to know.  I've posted so many pictures …

Mario Lopez in the Shower on Nip/Tuck  —  Back in July, we reported that Mario Lopez would play what TV Guide called an "infuriatingly fit" plastic surgeon who has a homoerotic encounter with main character Christian at the gym.  There is still no word how far this "encounter" …

Tom Arnold and His Wife Separate  —  Tom Arnold filed for a legal separation from his wife, Shelby Roos, on Monday, after four years of marriage, PEOPLE has learned  —  When asked why Arnold filed for a legal separation, which involves a permanent division of assets, rather than a divorce …

Steer clear of 'Vice' star for 3 years, fanatic told  —  SANTA MONICA, Calif. - Colin Farrell's alleged stalker put on a bizarre performance when she was last in court to fight a restraining order barring her from the Irish actor.  —  Yesterday, the former phone-sex operator tried a different tack: She simply didn't show up.

Hot spot gives Kimora's pals cold reception  —  Just because you're in Kimora Lee Simmons' posse doesn't mean you can enter Unik Ernest's P.M. Lounge at will.  —  Several members of the Baby Phat founder's entourage were deemed "too urban" Thursday night to be allowed into the Meatpacking District boite …

Bruce says Patti's still his Jersey girl  —  Bruce Springsteen yesterday personally refuted rumors - published last week by the New York Post and repeated around the world - that he and wife Patti Scialfa are on the rocks.  —  "Due to the unfounded and ugly rumors that have appeared …

Hilarious Paris/Tara Video — "I'm So Yesterday"  —  Tara Reid is the new Kathy Griffin, as in D-List.  The "American Pie" star couldn't get arrested Friday night as she tried in vain to get waved into Hyde, the trendy Hollywood club.  —  So how bad did Tara feel as former BFF Paris Hilton came sauntering …

Charlize Theron: More Bikini, Less Acting  —  Charlize Theron wants to give up acting.  Saying she no longer considers acting to be a "real job," Charlize wants to jump into the world of movie producing, reports Starpulse. … Well, I for one never considered acting a "real job" either.

Jennifer Aniston for Nike  —  So RUMORS have been swirling that Jennifer Aniston may be the next big name to pimp Nike.  We totally think this is an awesome idea since Jennifer Aniston has the perfectly toned body!  We are a sucker for a great ad campaign since we used to work in that world.

Emmy Awards Nipple Slip Video featuring Mindy Kaling of The Office  —  If you happened to have the eyes of a falcon, you may have caught the extremely brief nipple slip that occurred as the cast of The Office came up to accept the award for best comedy series at last night's Emmy Awards.

LABOR OF LOVE  —  OWEN Wilson, who?  It looks like Kate Hudson and her hubby, Chris Robinson, are back on track.  So much so that they're planning to spend Labor Day weekend at the California Speedway in Fontana, Calif., watching the Sony HD 500 NASCAR races.  A pal of the couple said, "They never really split.

Broderick, Bach Hurt in Riding Accidents  —  Two stars were injured Sunday in two separate horse-riding accidents: Matthew Broderick and former Bond girl Barbara Bach, the wife of Ringo Starr.  —  Broderick was on vacation in Ireland when he broke his collarbone after falling off a horse Sunday …

NBC expresses regret for air-crash skit  —  LOS ANGELES - NBC expressed regret Monday for an Emmy Awards comedy skit that included a mock plane crash and aired on the network the evening of a fatal Kentucky jetliner accident.  —  "Our hearts and prayers go out to the many families …

Jessica's Public Image  —  Jessica's A Public Affair is released tomorrow and all eyes are watching to see if she can still sell albums now that she is no longer the southern girl we fell in love with on The Newlyweds.  Jessica said she did not want the album to be about her break up with Nick since that's already been done (by him).

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WE HEAR . . .  THAT Natalie Portman is braver than most.  She went to visit her family in Israel last week despite the war with Hezbollah and will return "shortly" . . . THAT Mandy Moore was thinking of jumping on the celebrity bandwagon and taking a "secret" trip to Darfur, but chickened out …

Tom Cruise Finds a New Movie Partner  —  Fresh from his bitter public split with Paramount Pictures, Tom Cruise has found a new movie partner - on the gridiron.  —  The Mission: Impossible star has struck a deal with an investment group that includes Daniel M. Snyder, the owner …

Foxy Brown — "Yeah, I Attacked A Few Manicurists"  —  Foxy Brown pled guilty Monday afternoon in a New York courtroom to charges she punched, kicked and bruised two employees at a nail salon.  —  The rapper, whose real name is Inga Marchand, received three years probation for the two counts of third degree assault.