Lohan and Morton in Hawaii  —  Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton can't keep their hands off of each other in Hawaii as rumors swirl of an impending engagement.  Nice to see that Lindsay bought a new bikini for the trip.  —  Pictures by Chris Whittle

Oprah Winfrey Is Furious With Angelina Jolie  —  Over an African charity...  US talk show host Oprah Winfrey is reportedly furious with Angelina Jolie for turning down her request to participate in her charity work.  —  Winfrey invited Jolie to help promote a girl's school in Africa and was shocked when Jolie refused.

ASHLEE'S NO. 2  —  ASHLEE Simpson may claim she's dating her bandmate Braxton Olita, but she looked a little too cozy with Fall Out Boys' Pete Wentz at G-Spa the other night.  The two spent time together at big sister Jessica's Yahoo! roller-skating party at the Roxy, but got even closer at the after party at G-Spa.

The Really Big Show  —  Holy shizz, y'all ... MTV really knows how to throw a party ... and I'm still feeling the effects from last night right now.  OY!  It's all good tho ... I had the best night last night ... deets to come ...  Spederline surprised everyone by "appearing" …

PETE IS EVICTED  —  EXCLUSIVE He owes £10k in back rent Blood and graffiti all over the walls  —  CHEAPSKATE Pete Doherty is being kicked out of the flat he has trashed owing more than £10,000 in rent, we can reveal.  —  The walls of the £350,000 pad are covered in blood …

The Jolie-Pitts Rebuild New Orleans  —  Brad is truly following in Angelina's footsteps by helping out the less fortunate.  He revealed the winner of his rebuilding project in New Orleans yesterday, and also let the residents know he'll be spending a lot of time there in the coming months.

A Hoarse Jessica Simpson Sings on Today  —  Simpson sings on Today  —  Jessica Simpson finally sang on the Today show Friday, although on doctor's orders, she could only whisper when speaking to host Matt Lauer.  —  Simpson had previously been scheduled to sing songs from her new album …

Nick and Jessica: Caught in the Crossfire  —  Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson had a near-miss confrontation at MTV's VMA swag suite, the Style Villa, on Thursday.  —  As part of the endless barrage of gifts awarded to the already rich and famous, celebs were given car keys in a promotion to give away a Chrysler Crossfire.

Alyssa Milano's Furry Arms Induce Fantasies  —  Here are some new pictures of Alyssa Milano showing off another outfit from her new women's baseball clothing line Touch.  Obviously, whatever Alyssa wears is going to look good unless the outfit doesn't cover her hairy arms.  From the looks of it, this number doesn't.

Hilary Swank Steps Out with Her New Man  —  The streets of Rome can bring out the romantic in anyone - and they clearly worked their magic for one new couple: Hilary Swank and John Campisi, one of her agents at Creative Artists Agency.  —  Last weekend, fresh from spending a few days together …

Earth savers Bill & Al are poles apart  —  Global warming has done nothing to melt the chill between Bill Clinton and his former vice president, Al Gore, Democratic Party sources say.  —  Following the suggestion of his advisers, Gore iced the charismatic consensus-builder out of his own 2000 presidential campaign.

2006 MTV Video Music Awards Mega Picture Post  —  Um, so that sucked monkey balls.  Seriously, since when are the Emmy Awards more entertaining (and nipple slippy) than the MTV Music Video Awards.  It was painful watching that show.  From Jack Black's incredibly lame jokes …

Beyonce VMAs Video  —  Beyonce: Bigger and Badder  —  Not surprisingly, Beyonce brought the biggest and baddest performnace to last night's MTV Video Music Awards.  I personally thought she did a better job than Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back" opening act...

A trannie, a cancer patient and a tampon walk into a bar...  Let's just say these weren't my favorite VMA outfits.  Three beautiful women, three unflattering looks.  Jessica Simpson looks like a man in a dress, all shoulders.  Jennifer Lopez looks like she's had some work done, and by work done, I mean chemotherapy.

I am - Lohan in Maui in a Bikini of the Day  —  I guess my live blog was a disaster.  So I am posting some new Lohan in a bikini pictures.  I am not doing this so make you happy, because I don't really care what you think most of the time.  I am doing this because I have been following Lohan's disaster …

Penelope Cruz's Admirers  —  Penelope lunched with with Kennedy family member Bobby Shriver, to discuss Bono's Red campaign to fight AIDS in Africa.  As the paparazzi gathered on the sidewalk, Shriver kept taking red-hued products out of a bag and piling them on the table for Cruz to inspect.