GREER: 'IRWIN'S DEATH WAS ANIMAL WORLD'S REVENGE'  —  Feminist icon GERMAINE GREER has sensationally blasted naturalist STEVE IRWIN's death an apt "revenge" by the animal world.  Irwin died yesterday (04SEP06) after being stung in the chest by a stingray while diving on the Great Barrier Reef.

Barbara Doesn't Want Rosie to Blog  —  The View boss Barbara Walters wants Rosie O'Donnell, who starts as co-host on Tuesday, to stop blogging about the show.  —  "I didn't like the blog," Walters tells Newsweek of a post in which O'Donnell complained about a promotional skit for the new season.

Victoria, David Beckham Not Expecting  —  Despite the latest reports, Victoria and David Beckham are not expecting another child.  "She's not pregnant," a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE.  "It's as simple as that."  —  The 31-year-old former English soccer captain had allegedly confirmed …

Feeling Lindsay Lohan  —  Whether Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton are engaged or not is still a matter of pure conjecture, but what's for sure is that they are definitely having a good time with each other.  —  Just check out Lindsay and Harry in some very public displays of affection in Muai.

Katie Couric kicks off with a big lie  —  Out of curiosity, I did a little "Googling" for the word "blog."  And one of the first entries that popped up was a guy by the name of Henry Blogg ... Reading his story reminded me of some wisdom that was passed on to me when I was deciding whether …

Jessica Simpson's Got Sticky Fingers  —  The MTV Video Music Awards left Jessica Simpson with an armful of welcome surprises—and I don't mean an abundance of Moon Men.  She reportedly walked away with an impressive pile of free stuff, including tens of thousands of dollars' worth of jewely …

'Devil's' in details of Eszterhas book  —  Joe Eszterhas wrote "Basic Instinct," "Flashdance," "Showgirls" and "Jagged Edge" and once got $4 million for a four-page outline.  But now, the superscripter has written "The Devil's Guide to Hollywood: The Screenwriter as God," …

CHRISTIAN GIBSON ARRSTED FOR DUI: LKE FATHER, LIKE SON  —  The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree in Mel Gibson's family — at least where his oldest son is concerned.  In the wake of the movie star's infamous July 28 drunken-driving arrest in Malibu, in which he railed against …

Buyer bites on Britney's half-eaten food  —  Plus: Europeans boo Oliver Stone for sentimental 'World Trade Center'  —  Would you think to sell some half-eaten food that was chomped by Britney Spears and Kevin Federline?  The seller knew someone would bite.  —  Who says Britney Spears' star has faded?

Lindsay's got a Magnum man, likes to sleep afterwards  —  Some brilliant and trash-digging fool got their grubby little paws on Lindsay Lohan's grocery receipt.  Girlfriend likes her meds.  I also am glad to see that she and I share the same predilection towards the Cavit Pinot Grigio.

Getting the goods on Simpson swag  —  Is Jessica Simpson the Queen of Swag or - as her flack insists - Our Lady of Largess?  —  After the perky pop tart was caught with an amazing haul of freebies during last week's MTV Video Music Awards - tens of thousands of dollars' worth of jewelry …

Couples Watch  —  Get the latest scoop on star romance (Nicole & Brody!  Hilary & Joel!  Plus more!)  —  • Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner, checking out Cher's son Elijah Blue Allman's gig with his rock band Deadsy at Rainbow Bar & Grill in West Hollywood.

Kelly Clarkson is Petty  —  Kelly Clarkson reportedly sold her $60,000 hot-pink Mustang convertible after she learned that adult film star, Alana Evans, had the same model.  Both cars were customized by Galpin Auto Sports in Van Nuys, Calif. Evans says: … Wow.

Britney Spears Eats Taco Bell  —  Britney Thinks Outside the Bun  —  Britney Spears (nice sunglasses!) got in some more bonding time with lil sis Jamie Lynn over Labor Day Weekend.  The sister-sister pair got their grub on in Malibu yesterday with a run to fast food chain Taco Bell.

Don't stair Kate.. It's rude  —  KATE Moss puts the stare into stairway as she steps out to make her stunning movie debut.  —  The supermodel, 32, has shot four short erotic flicks for racy lingerie designer Agent Provocateur.  —  The four-minute films, to be released on the firm's website …

Jessica Simpson: Disaster of Epic Proportions?  —  Jessica Simpson: Disaster of Epic Proportions?  —  Jessica Simpson may have a rude awakening when sales figures are counted for last week's CDs today.  —  Simpson's "A Public Affair" stood at No. 52 last night on Amazon.com …

JAGGER LITTLE PILL  —  HEIST COMEDY MAY NEED TO REPLACE  —  ROLLING STONE  —  MICK Jagger's much-talked about career as a sitcom star may be over before it even begins.  —  The world-famous rock star was supposed to appear as a semi-regular guest star in a new caper comedy - first called …

Justin on Cameron: 'We're Not Engaged'  —  Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz might get married - in a decade and a half, the singer told Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show Monday.  —  The "SexyBack" singer helped kick off the fourth season of The Ellen DeGeneres Show by performing his hit single in New York City's Central Park.

Guess Who?  —  Don't worry - these pictures didn't come from a casting call for "Birth of a Nation 2: Electric Boogaloo".  Someone just wanted to hide their face from our cameras - but who?