Katie Holmes: Suri Gossip 'Heartbreaking'  —  The world has finally seen photos of Suri Cruise - on Tuesday's CBS Evening News and in the issue of Vanity Fair that hit newsstands Wednesday - and Katie Holmes says the speculation that has surrounded her child has been "heartbreaking."

'B'Day' girl seen as film's party pooper  —  Is Paramount Pictures worried that Beyoncé Knowles' heavy hype for her new album — released yesterday — is hurting promotional plans for the December blockbuster "Dreamgirls"?  —  A knowledgeable insider insisted yesterday that Beyoncé's album …

Gwen Stefani Launches a Line of Dolls  —  Gwen Stefani is invading Barbie territory.  —  The singer and fashion designer is launching a line of limited-edition "Love.  Angel.  Music.  Baby" dolls that will be dressed in the styles worn by Stefani and her Harajuku Girl dancers on her most recent tour, the Associated Press reports.

INSTANT FIZZLE  —  WE'RE sure John Mayer had fun with Jessica Simpson while it lasted.  Last week, Us Weekly proclaimed they were dating.  People magazine even went so far as to quote a Simpson pal as saying they were "in love."  But Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say …

Lost's Mr. Eko Arrested in Hawaii  —  Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje was arrested for a traffic violation in Waikiki on Saturday, police tell the Associated Press.  —  The British actor, who plays Mr. Eko on the ABC series (which is filmed in Hawaii), was stopped for disobeying an officer and driving without a license.

Mischa Barton Has No Ass  —  Mischa Barton may be rich and famous, but apparently, she's unable to afford a mirror.  Not only is her outfit pretty much the ugliest thing I've ever seen (why would anyone wear those shorts?), but it's extremely unflattering on her as well.

Jessica and Nick Settle Money Dispute  —  TMZ has learned that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have divided up the assets in their marriage, and Nick agreed to less than his share in order to avoid an ugly court fight.  —  The couple amassed a fortune during their three-year marriage …

To Debut on The View, First Rosie O'Donnell Must Expunge Her Past  —  If you've been paying any attention, August is over — and with it goes summer and the supposed slowest month in gossip.  It's now September 5 and, should you have dried yourself off from a week of rain, you'll remember today is a big, big day.

Beyonce's 'B'Day' Is Nothing to Celebrate  —  Some things only take two weeks.  Growing a Chia Pet, for instance.  —  Crafting a career-defining pop album?  That usually takes a little longer.  —  Don't tell Beyonce, who celebrated her 25th birthday yesterday with the release of "B'Day …

Bio: Karl loved roving gay stepdad  —  President Bush's chief political strategist, Karl Rove, has cunningly used homophobia to score victories for the Republican Party.  But Rove is said to have been far from fearful of the gay man he called "Dad."  —  According to a new bio, Rove …

American Idol's Tamyra Gray Gets Married  —  American Idol season one finalist Tamyra Gray married Sam Watters, a songwriter and producer who was in the early '90s R&B group Color Me Badd, in Capri, Italy, on Saturday, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  Gray, 27, and Watters, 36, wed before 45 guests on a cliff overlooking the ocean.

Rupert Everett: Madonna - before she became the Material Girl  —  Rupert Everett is an actor who knows all the leading ladies of showbusiness — and now he's written a deliciously witty and mischievous autobiography, laying bare his riotous life as their confidant.

BECKS' BABY BLUNDER  —  Whoops.  —  It's not always easy handling journalists' persistent questions when you're an international superstar...  It's even harder when you're trying to communicate in a language which is not your native tongue.  —  Poor old David Beckham found himself …

For the New Face of CBS News, a Subdued Beginning  —  Katie Couric made her debut as anchor of the 'CBS Evening News.'  —  Katie Couric didn't really need Walter Cronkite to introduce her yesterday at the opening of the newscast, saying with his familiar gravelly voice …

Ex-Village People 'cop' gets probation  —  REDWOOD CITY, Calif. (AP) — Victor Willis, the original policeman in '70s disco band The Village People, was sentenced to three years' probation Tuesday on drug possession charges after he agreed to enter a treatment program.

A Motley Crue  —  Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale met up with Heidi Klum and Seal in Manhattan on Labor Day and enjoyed a nice stroll around the city with the kids.  I see lots of possible joint ventures disguised as 'playdates' for the kids here.  Klum modelling for Stefani's L.A.M.B. clothing line …