Katie Holmes: Suri Gossip 'Heartbreaking'  —  The world has finally seen photos of Suri Cruise - on Tuesday's CBS Evening News and in the issue of Vanity Fair that hit newsstands Wednesday - and Katie Holmes says the speculation that has surrounded her child has been "heartbreaking."

'B'Day' girl seen as film's party pooper  —  Is Paramount Pictures worried that Beyoncé Knowles' heavy hype for her new album — released yesterday — is hurting promotional plans for the December blockbuster "Dreamgirls"?  —  A knowledgeable insider insisted yesterday that Beyoncé's album …

Gwen Stefani Launches a Line of Dolls  —  Gwen Stefani is invading Barbie territory.  —  The singer and fashion designer is launching a line of limited-edition "Love.  Angel.  Music.  Baby" dolls that will be dressed in the styles worn by Stefani and her Harajuku Girl dancers on her most recent tour, the Associated Press reports.

INSTANT FIZZLE  —  WE'RE sure John Mayer had fun with Jessica Simpson while it lasted.  Last week, Us Weekly proclaimed they were dating.  People magazine even went so far as to quote a Simpson pal as saying they were "in love."  But Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say …

Justin Timberlake: Rolling Stone  —  Justin Timberlake's Wet Dream  —  The New King of Sex gets loose in the September 25th issue of Rolling Stone.  This cover's okay but Justin Timberlake will never out-sex his 2002 Rolling Stone cover.  What do you all think?  —  Miss this?

BECKS' BABY BLUNDER  —  Whoops.  —  It's not always easy handling journalists' persistent questions when you're an international superstar...  It's even harder when you're trying to communicate in a language which is not your native tongue.  —  Poor old David Beckham found himself …

Mischa Barton Has No Ass  —  Mischa Barton may be rich and famous, but apparently, she's unable to afford a mirror.  Not only is her outfit pretty much the ugliest thing I've ever seen (why would anyone wear those shorts?), but it's extremely unflattering on her as well.

Lost's Mr. Eko Arrested in Hawaii  —  Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje was arrested for a traffic violation in Waikiki on Saturday, police tell the Associated Press.  —  The British actor, who plays Mr. Eko on the ABC series (which is filmed in Hawaii), was stopped for disobeying an officer and driving without a license.

Beyonce's 'B'Day' Is Nothing to Celebrate  —  Some things only take two weeks.  Growing a Chia Pet, for instance.  —  Crafting a career-defining pop album?  That usually takes a little longer.  —  Don't tell Beyonce, who celebrated her 25th birthday yesterday with the release of "B'Day …

Jessica and Nick Divvy Up  —  Jessica and Nick have finally come to an agreement on how to divide their assets.  Jessica didn't sign a prenup, so by California law Nick is entitled to half of their estimated worth of $36 million.  Nick was initially offered a crappy deal by Joe Simpson so he fought for more.

To Debut on The View, First Rosie O'Donnell Must Expunge Her Past  —  If you've been paying any attention, August is over — and with it goes summer and the supposed slowest month in gossip.  It's now September 5 and, should you have dried yourself off from a week of rain, you'll remember today is a big, big day.

Drama between Beyoncé and Paramount?  —  Rumors are flying that Beyoncé Knowles has frustrated Paramount execs by creating so much buzz for her recently released solo album that they worry it will overshadow the release of their movie, "Dreamgirls," in which she has a starring role.

Britney's Baby Update  —  Britney has a baby name and special day all planned out for her new arrival.  She is planning to honor her parents by combining their names, Jamie and Lynn, to create her daughters name Jailynn.  We know Jamie Lynn is her sisters name so this family likes to try to keep things easy for everyone to remember.

TomKat Has Deja Vu Too!  —  Annie Leibovitz must be a big fan of the late, great Linda McCartney's work (who took the above image of Paul with their first child, Mary).

Bio: Karl loved roving gay stepdad  —  President Bush's chief political strategist, Karl Rove, has cunningly used homophobia to score victories for the Republican Party.  But Rove is said to have been far from fearful of the gay man he called "Dad."  —  According to a new bio, Rove …

Ashlee's Simpson not in L.O.V.E.  —  Ashlee and her band mate boyfriend Braxton Olita, have decided to take a break.  Her rep confirmed with US Weekly that the two broke up about a week ago, which explains why Ms. Simpson has been spotted getting cozy with Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz.

For the New Face of CBS News, a Subdued Beginning  —  Katie Couric made her debut as anchor of the 'CBS Evening News.'  —  Katie Couric didn't really need Walter Cronkite to introduce her yesterday at the opening of the newscast, saying with his familiar gravelly voice …