Katie Holmes: Suri Gossip 'Heartbreaking'  —  The world has finally seen photos of Suri Cruise - on Tuesday's CBS Evening News and in the issue of Vanity Fair that hit newsstands Wednesday - and Katie Holmes says the speculation that has surrounded her child has been "heartbreaking."

'B'Day' girl seen as film's party pooper  —  Is Paramount Pictures worried that Beyoncé Knowles' heavy hype for her new album — released yesterday — is hurting promotional plans for the December blockbuster "Dreamgirls"?  —  A knowledgeable insider insisted yesterday that Beyoncé's album …

Lindsay Lohan is Airing it Out  —  Lindsay Lohan arrived in Venice yesterday to promote her new movie, Bobby.  She wore a lovely green dress and no underwear, natch.  Because why would you wear a flowy dress to an event like that with lots of people, and swarms of paparazzi and worry …

BECKS' BABY BLUNDER  —  Whoops.  —  It's not always easy handling journalists' persistent questions when you're an international superstar...  It's even harder when you're trying to communicate in a language which is not your native tongue.  —  Poor old David Beckham found himself …

Marcia Cross pregnant with first child  —  Marcia Cross is pregnant with her first child, her publicist confirms.  —  The Desperate Housewives actress, 44, wasted no time starting a family after exchanging "I do's" with first husband, 48-year-old stockbroker Tom Mahoney, on June 24.

INSTANT FIZZLE  —  WE'RE sure John Mayer had fun with Jessica Simpson while it lasted.  Last week, Us Weekly proclaimed they were dating.  People magazine even went so far as to quote a Simpson pal as saying they were "in love."  But Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say …

Mischa Barton Has No Ass  —  Mischa Barton may be rich and famous, but apparently, she's unable to afford a mirror.  Not only is her outfit pretty much the ugliest thing I've ever seen (why would anyone wear those shorts?), but it's extremely unflattering on her as well.

Lost's Mr. Eko Arrested in Hawaii  —  Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje was arrested for a traffic violation in Waikiki on Saturday, police tell the Associated Press.  —  The British actor, who plays Mr. Eko on the ABC series (which is filmed in Hawaii), was stopped for disobeying an officer and driving without a license.

Rupert Everett: Madonna - before she became the Material Girl  —  Rupert Everett is an actor who knows all the leading ladies of showbusiness — and now he's written a deliciously witty and mischievous autobiography, laying bare his riotous life as their confidant.

Gwen Stefani Launches a Line of Dolls  —  Gwen Stefani is invading Barbie territory.  —  The singer and fashion designer is launching a line of limited-edition "Love.  Angel.  Music.  Baby" dolls that will be dressed in the styles worn by Stefani and her Harajuku Girl dancers on her most recent tour, the Associated Press reports.

Jessica and Nick Divvy Up  —  Jessica and Nick have finally come to an agreement on how to divide their assets.  Jessica didn't sign a prenup, so by California law Nick is entitled to half of their estimated worth of $36 million.  Nick was initially offered a crappy deal by Joe Simpson so he fought for more.

Beyonce's 'B'Day' Is Nothing to Celebrate  —  Some things only take two weeks.  Growing a Chia Pet, for instance.  —  Crafting a career-defining pop album?  That usually takes a little longer.  —  Don't tell Beyonce, who celebrated her 25th birthday yesterday with the release of "B'Day …

Jessica Dumped and Moved On  —  We heard Jessica deny she was dating John Mayer while on The View yesterday.  We thought it was a little off that she landed both People and US last week declaring she was in love.  Now reports are saying she was dumped and while something may have been going on with Mayer …

LOHAN GLUED TO HARRY  —  LINDSAY Lohan has a few trust issues when it comes to her man, Harry Morton.  One source says, "She flips out if any other girl is around him."  Another Lohan- watcher adds, "I was at a small party, and she was there with him and like four other girls, and she was really nasty to me.

Drama between Beyoncé and Paramount?  —  Rumors are flying that Beyoncé Knowles has frustrated Paramount execs by creating so much buzz for her recently released solo album that they worry it will overshadow the release of their movie, "Dreamgirls," in which she has a starring role.

To Debut on The View, First Rosie O'Donnell Must Expunge Her Past  —  If you've been paying any attention, August is over — and with it goes summer and the supposed slowest month in gossip.  It's now September 5 and, should you have dried yourself off from a week of rain, you'll remember today is a big, big day.

TomKat Has Deja Vu Too!  —  Annie Leibovitz must be a big fan of the late, great Linda McCartney's work (who took the above image of Paul with their first child, Mary).

Justin Timberlake: Rolling Stone  —  Justin Timberlake's Wet Dream  —  The New King of Sex gets loose in the September 25th issue of Rolling Stone.  This cover's okay but Justin Timberlake will never out-sex his 2002 Rolling Stone cover.  What do you all think?  —  Miss this?

Bio: Karl loved roving gay stepdad  —  President Bush's chief political strategist, Karl Rove, has cunningly used homophobia to score victories for the Republican Party.  But Rove is said to have been far from fearful of the gay man he called "Dad."  —  According to a new bio, Rove …

Urban's lyrics suggest two kids with Kidman  —  Plus: Nick Lachey takes Vanessa Minnillo home to meet the folks  —  Nicole Kidman's rep insists that the star isn't pregnant, but Keith Urban fans are saying that lyrics on his new album suggest that he's expecting to have two children.