Suri: The Photo You Won't See in 'Vanity Fair'  —  We highly recommend you go buy your own copy of Vanity Fair; you will surely want to keep and frame the images within.  Here at Gawker, however, we've been fortunate enough to obtain an original shot of the Cruise family, one untouched by the photo-editors at VF.

Marcia Cross Is Pregnant  —  Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is expecting her first child with husband Tom Mahoney, PEOPLE has learned exclusively and the actress's rep confirms.  The baby is due in April.  —  Cross, 44, and Mahoney, 48, a stockbroker, got married in June after dating for more than a year.

Lindsay Lohan is Airing it Out  —  Lindsay Lohan arrived in Venice yesterday to promote her new movie, Bobby.  She wore a lovely green dress and no underwear, natch.  Because why would you wear a flowy dress to an event like that with lots of people, and swarms of paparazzi and worry …

'B'Day' girl seen as film's party pooper  —  Is Paramount Pictures worried that Beyoncé Knowles' heavy hype for her new album — released yesterday — is hurting promotional plans for the December blockbuster "Dreamgirls"?  —  A knowledgeable insider insisted yesterday that Beyoncé's album …

Lost's Mr. Eko Arrested in Hawaii  —  Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje was arrested for a traffic violation in Waikiki on Saturday, police tell the Associated Press.  —  The British actor, who plays Mr. Eko on the ABC series (which is filmed in Hawaii), was stopped for disobeying an officer and driving without a license.

INSTANT FIZZLE  —  WE'RE sure John Mayer had fun with Jessica Simpson while it lasted.  Last week, Us Weekly proclaimed they were dating.  People magazine even went so far as to quote a Simpson pal as saying they were "in love."  But Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say …

Urban's lyrics suggest two kids with Kidman  —  Plus: Nick Lachey takes Vanessa Minnillo home to meet the folks  —  Nicole Kidman's rep insists that the star isn't pregnant, but Keith Urban fans are saying that lyrics on his new album suggest that he's expecting to have two children.

Heather Locklear & David Spade Take a Break  —  Heather Locklear and David Spade are taking a break from their relationship, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE.  —  "Heather is still going through a lot with Denise (Richards) and (estranged husband) Richie (Sambora)," the source says.

For the New Face of CBS News, a Subdued Beginning  —  Katie Couric made her debut as anchor of the 'CBS Evening News.'  —  Katie Couric didn't really need Walter Cronkite to introduce her yesterday at the opening of the newscast, saying with his familiar gravelly voice …

Jessica and Nick Divvy Up  —  Jessica and Nick have finally come to an agreement on how to divide their assets.  Jessica didn't sign a prenup, so by California law Nick is entitled to half of their estimated worth of $36 million.  Nick was initially offered a crappy deal by Joe Simpson so he fought for more.

Beyonce's 'B'Day' Is Nothing to Celebrate  —  Some things only take two weeks.  Growing a Chia Pet, for instance.  —  Crafting a career-defining pop album?  That usually takes a little longer.  —  Don't tell Beyonce, who celebrated her 25th birthday yesterday with the release of "B'Day …

Jessica Dumped and Moved On  —  We heard Jessica deny she was dating John Mayer while on The View yesterday.  We thought it was a little off that she landed both People and US last week declaring she was in love.  Now reports are saying she was dumped and while something may have been going on with Mayer …

LOHAN GLUED TO HARRY  —  LINDSAY Lohan has a few trust issues when it comes to her man, Harry Morton.  One source says, "She flips out if any other girl is around him."  Another Lohan- watcher adds, "I was at a small party, and she was there with him and like four other girls, and she was really nasty to me.

Gwen Stefani Launches a Line of Dolls  —  Gwen Stefani is invading Barbie territory.  —  The singer and fashion designer is launching a line of limited-edition "Love.  Angel.  Music.  Baby" dolls that will be dressed in the styles worn by Stefani and her Harajuku Girl dancers on her most recent tour, the Associated Press reports.

Bio: Karl loved roving gay stepdad  —  President Bush's chief political strategist, Karl Rove, has cunningly used homophobia to score victories for the Republican Party.  But Rove is said to have been far from fearful of the gay man he called "Dad."  —  According to a new bio, Rove …

Jenny Shimizu Won't Stop Blabbing Angelina Jolie Sex Secrets  —  Apparently not satisfied with her years-long rants to anyone who will listen about her "deep relationship" and lesbian love affair with actress Angelina Jolie being yapped about the airwaves, the blatherings of actress Jenny Shimizu …

Rupert Everett: Madonna - before she became the Material Girl  —  Rupert Everett is an actor who knows all the leading ladies of showbusiness — and now he's written a deliciously witty and mischievous autobiography, laying bare his riotous life as their confidant.

BECKS' BABY BLUNDER  —  Whoops.  —  It's not always easy handling journalists' persistent questions when you're an international superstar...  It's even harder when you're trying to communicate in a language which is not your native tongue.  —  Poor old David Beckham found himself …

To Debut on The View, First Rosie O'Donnell Must Expunge Her Past  —  If you've been paying any attention, August is over — and with it goes summer and the supposed slowest month in gossip.  It's now September 5 and, should you have dried yourself off from a week of rain, you'll remember today is a big, big day.

TomKat Has Deja Vu Too!  —  Annie Leibovitz must be a big fan of the late, great Linda McCartney's work (who took the above image of Paul with their first child, Mary).

Justin Timberlake: Rolling Stone  —  Justin Timberlake's Wet Dream  —  The New King of Sex gets loose in the September 25th issue of Rolling Stone.  This cover's okay but Justin Timberlake will never out-sex his 2002 Rolling Stone cover.  What do you all think?  —  Miss this?

Drama between Beyoncé and Paramount?  —  Rumors are flying that Beyoncé Knowles has frustrated Paramount execs by creating so much buzz for her recently released solo album that they worry it will overshadow the release of their movie, "Dreamgirls," in which she has a starring role.

MY FAKING GREAT LIFE  —  Amazing lookalike Lucie Triance, 23, was MOBBED by paparazzi, PARTIED with real celebs and even PULLED a megarich Russian playboy... convinced he was bedding the sex-mad hotel heiress.  —  Cheeky Lucie bragged: "I headed to Ibiza in June with no money and no job.