EXCLUSIVE: PARIS BUSTED FOR DUI  —  Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early Thursday and charged with driving under the influence.  —  TMZ has learned LAPD officers noticed Paris driving her Mercedes McLaren SLR erratically at 12:31 AM and stopped her.  They believed she exhibited signs of intoxication.

Marcia Cross Is Pregnant  —  Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is expecting her first child with husband Tom Mahoney, PEOPLE has learned exclusively and the actress's rep confirms.  The baby is due in April.  —  Cross, 44, and Mahoney, 48, a stockbroker, got married in June after dating for more than a year.

Last Suri Cruise Post Today!!!  I Promise!  —  I'm sorry!  I'm obsessed with Suri Cruise.  Most likely because we both look Eurasian.  I know aliens don't know how to love, but I will teach her!  She's precious.  Anyway, here's the full spread from Vanity Fair magazine.

Book: Paris' granny was a Mafia wife  —  Paris Hilton is a singer, actress, accidental porn star - and, we now learn, a bit of a Mafia princess.  —  The hotel heiress' parents almost didn't get married because her maternal grandmother was married to a mobster, a new book reveals.

New faces of Glam gloss up for a cause  —  What do you get when you mix a rock legend, a rapper, a burlesque babe and Elvis Presley's daughter?  —  The latest MAC Viva Glam squad, made up of Blondie frontwoman Deborah Harry, Eve, Dita von Teese and Lisa Marie Presley.

Brando son toasts Post  —  Rips Page Six for getting theft tale all wrong  —  DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF  —  LOS ANGELES — Christian Brando is tired of getting a bum rap.  —  He's fuming about a New York Post Page Six hatchet job that called him a "creepy killer" …

BRITNEY ISN'T THE CASH COW SHE ONCE WAS  —  Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline keep a high profile, but insiders say the couple's earning power is sinking fast.  —  Five years ago, Britney was ranked No. 1 on Forbes' Celebrity power list and earned $39.2 million …

Twins for Diana Krall, Elvis Costello  —  Singers Diana Krall and Elvis Costello are not only getting ready for baby - they're expecting a duet, Krall tells PEOPLE.  —  "Today I'm at six months," Krall, who is promoting her new album, From This Moment On, said Wednesday.  "And you know, I'm having twins!

WHOSE BIRD'S NEST?  —  Who is this A-list Hollywood star with a nest for hair?  —  We're waiting for a flock of small feathered friends to come flying out of her positively bouffant 'do.  —  It's none other than The Black Dahlia star Scarlett Johansson.  —  We feel an awful lot …

'Grey' party talk turns to love triangle  —  LOS ANGELES - The doctors were in, as cast and crew of the hot TV medical drama "Grey's Anatomy" converged Tuesday night for a celebration of the DVD release of the show's second-season episodes.  —  The cast was generally tightlipped …

The Curse of Firecrotch?  —  Perez debuted his new "Happy Firecrotch Day" t-shirt ( courtesy of FameUs Clothing) last night, but the evening turned out to be anything but happy for our friend Paris.  —  We met up with Paris, Nicky, Kevin Connolly and Kim Stewart at the Dragonfly in Hollywood …

Richie Under Pressure  —  If there's two things Nicole Richie hates more than Paris Hilton it's the paparazzi and the attention put on her weight.  In an interview airing on "The Tyra Banks Show" next Tuesday, Richie addresses both thorns in her side.  —  "It's horrible, especially …

Heather Locklear & David Spade Take a Break  —  Heather Locklear and David Spade are taking a break from their relationship, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE.  —  "Heather is still going through a lot with Denise (Richards) and (estranged husband) Richie (Sambora)," the source says.

Rolling Stone Exclusive: How To Be John Mayer's Girlfriend  —  In the new issue of Rolling Stone (on newstands later this week) John Mayer pontificates to writer Brian Hiatt on many things: weed; how everybody in the music biz is a pussy; Eric Clapton; buying "Playgirl," but not being gay …

Study: celebrities more narcissistic  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — In case anyone needed proof, a new study supports the widely held perception: Celebrities are more in love with themselves than the average person.  —  That's the conclusion drawn by Drew Pinsky and S. Mark Young of the University …