EXCLUSIVE: PARIS BUSTED FOR DUI  —  Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early Thursday and charged with driving under the influence.  —  TMZ has learned LAPD officers noticed Paris driving her Mercedes McLaren SLR erratically at 12:31 AM and stopped her.  They believed she exhibited signs of intoxication.

Lionel Richie gets the skinny on Nicole's weight  —  Plus: Hilton says she didn't make out with Barker, it was his friend  —  Lionel Richie says he's so worried about daughter Nicole's dramatic weight loss that he took her to a doctor, who assured him she's not anorexic.

Marcia Cross Is Pregnant  —  Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is expecting her first child with husband Tom Mahoney, PEOPLE has learned exclusively and the actress's rep confirms.  The baby is due in April.  —  Cross, 44, and Mahoney, 48, a stockbroker, got married in June after dating for more than a year.

Heather Locklear's on a Break From David Spade  —  I'm wondering if the reason behind the break up is that Heather "let herself go" just a tad?  According to People magazine the two are taking a break. … Heather Locklear & David Spade Take a Break [People]  —  Written by Lauren Burch

'View' ratings jump: Everything came up Rosie's  —  Rosie O'Donnell's first day on the job Tuesday at "The View" gave the Barbara Walters gab fest a serious shot in the arm.  —  The show was watched by 4.2 million people, according to preliminary ratings provided by ABC.

Book: Paris' granny was a Mafia wife  —  Paris Hilton is a singer, actress, accidental porn star - and, we now learn, a bit of a Mafia princess.  —  The hotel heiress' parents almost didn't get married because her maternal grandmother was married to a mobster, a new book reveals.

VANITY FAIR'S SURI STORY: FACT OR FICTION?  A BLOG BY NEIL BLINCOW  —  Now that Tom Cruise has allowed Annie Leibovitz to photograph his baby daughter Suri for Vanity Fair, it's clear what his next move should be.  He should fire his publicist and hire Jane Sarkin, VF's features editor …

New faces of Glam gloss up for a cause  —  What do you get when you mix a rock legend, a rapper, a burlesque babe and Elvis Presley's daughter?  —  The latest MAC Viva Glam squad, made up of Blondie frontwoman Deborah Harry, Eve, Dita von Teese and Lisa Marie Presley.

Brando son toasts Post  —  Rips Page Six for getting theft tale all wrong  —  DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF  —  LOS ANGELES — Christian Brando is tired of getting a bum rap.  —  He's fuming about a New York Post Page Six hatchet job that called him a "creepy killer" …

GETTING EVEN  —  FORMER "Laguna Beach" star Kristin Cavalleri will do anything to keep her 15 minutes of fame going.  After her ex, Brody Jenner, ditched her for Nicole Richie, Cavalleri made sure paparazzi snapped her in a "You Can Have Him" T-shirt.  Then, on Tuesday night, she was all over Richie's ex, Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein.

BRITNEY ISN'T THE CASH COW SHE ONCE WAS  —  Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline keep a high profile, but insiders say the couple's earning power is sinking fast.  —  Five years ago, Britney was ranked No. 1 on Forbes' Celebrity power list and earned $39.2 million …

Twins for Diana Krall, Elvis Costello  —  Singers Diana Krall and Elvis Costello are not only getting ready for baby - they're expecting a duet, Krall tells PEOPLE.  —  "Today I'm at six months," Krall, who is promoting her new album, From This Moment On, said Wednesday.  "And you know, I'm having twins!

WHOSE BIRD'S NEST?  —  Who is this A-list Hollywood star with a nest for hair?  —  We're waiting for a flock of small feathered friends to come flying out of her positively bouffant 'do.  —  It's none other than The Black Dahlia star Scarlett Johansson.  —  We feel an awful lot …

'Grey' party talk turns to love triangle  —  LOS ANGELES - The doctors were in, as cast and crew of the hot TV medical drama "Grey's Anatomy" converged Tuesday night for a celebration of the DVD release of the show's second-season episodes.  —  The cast was generally tightlipped …

Rolling Stone Exclusive: How To Be John Mayer's Girlfriend  —  In the new issue of Rolling Stone (on newstands later this week) John Mayer pontificates to writer Brian Hiatt on many things: weed; how everybody in the music biz is a pussy; Eric Clapton; buying "Playgirl," but not being gay …