Last Suri Cruise Post Today!!!  I Promise!  —  I'm sorry!  I'm obsessed with Suri Cruise.  Most likely because we both look Eurasian.  I know aliens don't know how to love, but I will teach her!  She's precious.  Anyway, here's the full spread from Vanity Fair magazine.

Marcia Cross Is Pregnant  —  Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is expecting her first child with husband Tom Mahoney, PEOPLE has learned exclusively and the actress's rep confirms.  The baby is due in April.  —  Cross, 44, and Mahoney, 48, a stockbroker, got married in June after dating for more than a year.

Lindsay Lohan Upskirt: Real or Not - Is that the Firecrotch?  —  Okay, so I was debating whether or not to post this supposed picture of Lindsay Lohan's underwear-less shaved/waxed "Firecrotch" for a couple of reasons:  —  1) I'm really not sure it's real.  The picture in question looks very photoshopped.

Lindsay Has Issues  —  Are we shocked to hear that LL has jealousy issues.  Could it stem from the daddy issues?  Poor Lindsay may look like she's super in love, and may even be planning to marry her man of the summer, but it's not as calm and cool as it appears.

Heather Locklear & David Spade Take a Break  —  Heather Locklear and David Spade are taking a break from their relationship, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE.  —  "Heather is still going through a lot with Denise (Richards) and (estranged husband) Richie (Sambora)," the source says.

'B'Day' girl seen as film's party pooper  —  Is Paramount Pictures worried that Beyoncé Knowles' heavy hype for her new album — released yesterday — is hurting promotional plans for the December blockbuster "Dreamgirls"?  —  A knowledgeable insider insisted yesterday that Beyoncé's album …

Jessica Dumped and Moved On  —  We heard Jessica deny she was dating John Mayer while on The View yesterday.  We thought it was a little off that she landed both People and US last week declaring she was in love.  Now reports are saying she was dumped and while something may have been going on with Mayer …

Urban's lyrics suggest two kids with Kidman  —  Plus: Nick Lachey takes Vanessa Minnillo home to meet the folks  —  Nicole Kidman's rep insists that the star isn't pregnant, but Keith Urban fans are saying that lyrics on his new album suggest that he's expecting to have two children.

Lost's Mr. Eko Arrested in Hawaii  —  Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje was arrested for a traffic violation in Waikiki on Saturday, police tell the Associated Press.  —  The British actor, who plays Mr. Eko on the ABC series (which is filmed in Hawaii), was stopped for disobeying an officer and driving without a license.

The Fire's Out  —  So, I guess today is Suri Holmes-Cruise day ... you better believe that I'll be picking up a copy of Vanity Fair magazine when I go out today (what better way to inspect the pictures with microscopic detail) but before any of that happens, let's get to the day's goss ...

Jenny Shimizu Won't Stop Blabbing Angelina Jolie Sex Secrets  —  Apparently not satisfied with her years-long rants to anyone who will listen about her "deep relationship" and lesbian love affair with actress Angelina Jolie being yapped about the airwaves, the blatherings of actress Jenny Shimizu …

Kirsten Dunst Inspires Song  —  Who would have thunk?  British band Brinkman have written a tribute to Hollywood actress Kirsten Dunst as their first single. … Brinkman Pen Ode To Kirsten Dunst On Debut Single [AngryApe]  —  Written by Lauren Burch  —  (Image source)

Celebrities dissing Hip-Hop  —  From talentless fools like Kevin Federline to fading stars looking for new juice like Patrick Swayze, Hollywood seems to be all up in the rap industries sh*t these days.  Check out this interesting article that asks - Are Hollywood Wannabes Giving Hip-Hop Music a Bad Rap?

Beyonce's 'B'Day' Is Nothing to Celebrate  —  Some things only take two weeks.  Growing a Chia Pet, for instance.  —  Crafting a career-defining pop album?  That usually takes a little longer.  —  Don't tell Beyonce, who celebrated her 25th birthday yesterday with the release of "B'Day …

When does this guy hit bottom?  —  Pete Doherty has been evicted from his apartment for owing GBP 10,000 in back rent, seems he hasn't paid since January.  I don't fault him completely, I mean, fighting with your on-again/off-again model ex-girlfriend, hopping in and out of rehab …

Drama between Beyoncé and Paramount?  —  Rumors are flying that Beyoncé Knowles has frustrated Paramount execs by creating so much buzz for her recently released solo album that they worry it will overshadow the release of their movie, "Dreamgirls," in which she has a starring role.

Keith Urban Hinting at Two Kids  —  On his new album, Keith Urban sings to his new bride and it sounds like he's hoping for two kids with his new wife, Nicole Kidman.  The song, "Once in A Lifetime," has Keith singing: … Get it?  I'm making the point that Keith wanting kids and Nicole actually …