EXCLUSIVE: PARIS BUSTED FOR DUI  —  Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early Thursday and charged with driving under the influence.  —  TMZ has learned LAPD officers noticed Paris driving her Mercedes McLaren SLR erratically at 12:31 AM and stopped her.  They believed she exhibited signs of intoxication.

Lionel Richie gets the skinny on Nicole's weight  —  Plus: Hilton says she didn't make out with Barker, it was his friend  —  Lionel Richie says he's so worried about daughter Nicole's dramatic weight loss that he took her to a doctor, who assured him she's not anorexic.

Costner leaves impression at Grauman's  —  LOS ANGELES - Oscar winning actor-director Kevin Costner sunk his hands and feet into wet cement on Wednesday in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre — following, literally, in the footsteps of other stars.  —  "I feel so lucky today.

Angelina Jolie Says 'I Do'  —  Sure she did.  You know, if you say it over and over, it's bound to happen sooner or later.  According to Star Magazine, Angelina Jolie has finally agreed to marry Brad Pitt. … Brad & Angie Say 'I Do!  [Star]  —  Written by Tara Benedict  —  (Image source)

Scarlett's Hair Don't!  —  Scarlett Johansson at The Black Dahlia premiere in L.A. on September 6th

Natalie Portman Is Boring  —  While Lindsay Lohan is flashing her crotch, and Paris Hilton is crying over not getting into a club, Natalie Portman is visiting war victims.  —  It's boring.  —  Doesn't Natalie know that all people want to read about is rocky relationships, drunken debauchery, and the all-important nipple slip?

Scarlett Johansson: Drunken Home Invador  —  Scarlett Johansson was mortified after she mistakenly broke into her neighbor's apartment after coming home drunk and going to the wrong door.  The star came home after a big night on the town and charged into an apartment thinking that it was her own.

4 Girls and a Dude  —  Eve, Xtina, Dita Von Teese and Lil' Kim escaped death last night when they barely got away from a monster named Lisa Marie Presley at the Viva Glam VI Dinner.  —  What in Elvis' name happened to this woman?  Her neck is gone and she looks like she's on the starting line-up of the Dallas Cowboys.

K-Fed Loses Control On Ellen  —  I don't know how much Ellen owes Britney exactly, but obviously it's enough for her to have agreed to let Kevin Federline "perform" on her show.  I really don't know what else to say except that it's going to be pretty much what you expected.

Book: Paris' granny was a Mafia wife  —  Paris Hilton is a singer, actress, accidental porn star - and, we now learn, a bit of a Mafia princess.  —  The hotel heiress' parents almost didn't get married because her maternal grandmother was married to a mobster, a new book reveals.

'Predator' comes with a big catch  —  NBC News has a seamy hit with Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" series, in which alleged Internet pedophiles are lured to meetings with nonexistent children, then entrapped and browbeaten by a television reporter and finally cuffed by cops for your viewing pleasure.

GETTING EVEN  —  FORMER "Laguna Beach" star Kristin Cavalleri will do anything to keep her 15 minutes of fame going.  After her ex, Brody Jenner, ditched her for Nicole Richie, Cavalleri made sure paparazzi snapped her in a "You Can Have Him" T-shirt.  Then, on Tuesday night, she was all over Richie's ex, Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein.

Badgley Mischka Grows Up  —  Badgley Mischka has totally shifted their image from tween to baby boomer.  We wonder what made them change their mind.  Could it be that most girls in their 20s can't afford BM?  Or maybe they wanted a more mature look.  We usually bash Ms Stone since …

Tori's Ex-husband Is Ready to Dish The Dirt  —  Charlie Shanian, who was married to Tori Spelling, is ready to talk about the breakup of his marriage and his feelings about the former "90210" actress.  The actor who was wed to horse face for only a year, is set to talk about the painful subject on a new self-help TV show.

Suri Cruise Conspiracy Rumor of the Day … Conspiracy Theory [Janet Charlton]

'View' ratings jump: Everything came up Rosie's  —  Rosie O'Donnell's first day on the job Tuesday at "The View" gave the Barbara Walters gab fest a serious shot in the arm.  —  The show was watched by 4.2 million people, according to preliminary ratings provided by ABC.