EXCLUSIVE: PARIS BUSTED FOR DUI  —  Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early Thursday and charged with driving under the influence.  —  TMZ has learned LAPD officers noticed Paris driving her Mercedes McLaren SLR erratically at 12:31 AM and stopped her.  They believed she exhibited signs of intoxication.

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Victim of Major Robbery  —  TMZ has learned that Lindsay Lohan was robbed at Heathrow Airport in London this afternoon.  Scotland Yard tells TMZ a "theft of a bag at Heathrow Airport was reported to police by a 20-year-old woman."  —  They continue to say iIt is alleged …

Lionel Richie gets the skinny on Nicole's weight  —  Plus: Hilton says she didn't make out with Barker, it was his friend  —  Lionel Richie says he's so worried about daughter Nicole's dramatic weight loss that he took her to a doctor, who assured him she's not anorexic.

Ashton and Kevin Team Up  —  Ashton and Kevin are looking super cute together outside the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.  The two star in the upcoming film The Guardian, a Coast Guard themed movie.  Congrats to Kevin who just got to leave a permanent impression in cement in front of the famous theather.

Scarlett's Hair Don't!  —  Scarlett Johansson at The Black Dahlia premiere in L.A. on September 6th

K-Fed Loses Control On Ellen  —  I don't know how much Ellen owes Britney exactly, but obviously it's enough for her to have agreed to let Kevin Federline "perform" on her show.  I really don't know what else to say except that it's going to be pretty much what you expected.

Shanna: I Was 100% Faithful to Travis  —  Last month, Shanna Moakler's husband and Meet the Barkers costar Travis Barker filed for divorce, charging that the former Miss U.S.A. had cheated on him and neglected their kids.  —  But Moakler, 30, tells PEOPLE in its new issue that she's a good mom …

Lindsay Lohan's vagina gets busted  —  As much as everybody wanted to believe these shots were real, the original picture has finally been leaked.  It would've been more convincing had the Photoshopper actually seen a vagina before instead of just mindlessly painting in what he thought …

Tori's Ex-husband Is Ready to Dish The Dirt  —  Charlie Shanian, who was married to Tori Spelling, is ready to talk about the breakup of his marriage and his feelings about the former "90210" actress.  The actor who was wed to horse face for only a year, is set to talk about the painful subject on a new self-help TV show.

Natalie Portman Is Boring  —  While Lindsay Lohan is flashing her crotch, and Paris Hilton is crying over not getting into a club, Natalie Portman is visiting war victims.  —  It's boring.  —  Doesn't Natalie know that all people want to read about is rocky relationships, drunken debauchery, and the all-important nipple slip?

Kevin: Britney Craves Chipped Ice  —  With their second child together due later this month, Kevin Federline told Ellen DeGeneres on her eponymous talk show Wednesday that wife Britney Spears's cravings are "not too bad" compared to a year ago, before the birth of son Sean Preston.

Suri Cruise Conspiracy Rumor of the Day … Conspiracy Theory [Janet Charlton]

How Many Men Does It Take To Get Posh Out of a Boat?  —  Look at all these dudes trying to help her skinny ass out of that boat in Venice today.  I mean a light breeze could carry that ho to safe ground.  Someone on the boat should've just blown her way and she would've been halfway down the block.

A conversation with Kylie  —  Superstar Minogue, winning her battle with cancer, chats about struggling, surviving and her hunky boyfriend  —  Superstar Australian singer Kylie Minogue has been out of the spotlight for more than a year battling breast cancer.

Angelina Jolie Says 'I Do'  —  Sure she did.  You know, if you say it over and over, it's bound to happen sooner or later.  According to Star Magazine, Angelina Jolie has finally agreed to marry Brad Pitt. … Brad & Angie Say 'I Do!  [Star]  —  Written by Tara Benedict  —  (Image source)

'Predator' comes with a big catch  —  NBC News has a seamy hit with Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" series, in which alleged Internet pedophiles are lured to meetings with nonexistent children, then entrapped and browbeaten by a television reporter and finally cuffed by cops for your viewing pleasure.

Pop star spree!  —  Poised for her debut on 'Fashion Rocks' tomorrow, Rihanna takes us shopping  —  Like every other teenage girl on the planet, R&B singer Rihanna likes nothing better than going shopping.  —  The 18-year-old needs no excuse to hit stores such as Barneys New York, where she picked her fall fashion favorites.

Hello Brad!  —  Check out the HOT pic of Brad gracing the cover of the October issue of Esquire!  The sexy star is supposedly headed to Toronto for the film festival in support of his latest movie, Babel.  It's a possible Oscar hopeful for the star.  We think this pic deserves some sort of award - yummy!

Badgley Mischka Grows Up  —  Badgley Mischka has totally shifted their image from tween to baby boomer.  We wonder what made them change their mind.  Could it be that most girls in their 20s can't afford BM?  Or maybe they wanted a more mature look.  We usually bash Ms Stone since …