EXCLUSIVE: PARIS BUSTED FOR DUI  —  Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early Thursday and charged with driving under the influence.  —  TMZ has learned LAPD officers noticed Paris driving her Mercedes McLaren SLR erratically at 12:31 AM and stopped her.  They believed she exhibited signs of intoxication.

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Victim of Major Robbery  —  TMZ has learned that Lindsay Lohan was robbed at Heathrow Airport in London this afternoon.  Scotland Yard tells TMZ a "theft of a bag at Heathrow Airport was reported to police by a 20-year-old woman."  —  They continue to say iIt is alleged …

Lionel Richie gets the skinny on Nicole's weight  —  Plus: Hilton says she didn't make out with Barker, it was his friend  —  Lionel Richie says he's so worried about daughter Nicole's dramatic weight loss that he took her to a doctor, who assured him she's not anorexic.

Ashton and Kevin Team Up  —  Ashton and Kevin are looking super cute together outside the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.  The two star in the upcoming film The Guardian, a Coast Guard themed movie.  Congrats to Kevin who just got to leave a permanent impression in cement in front of the famous theather.

Scarlett's Hair Don't!  —  Scarlett Johansson at The Black Dahlia premiere in L.A. on September 6th

Natalie Portman Is Boring  —  While Lindsay Lohan is flashing her crotch, and Paris Hilton is crying over not getting into a club, Natalie Portman is visiting war victims.  —  It's boring.  —  Doesn't Natalie know that all people want to read about is rocky relationships, drunken debauchery, and the all-important nipple slip?

A conversation with Kylie  —  Superstar Minogue, winning her battle with cancer, chats about struggling, surviving and her hunky boyfriend  —  Superstar Australian singer Kylie Minogue has been out of the spotlight for more than a year battling breast cancer.

Tori's Ex-husband Is Ready to Dish The Dirt  —  Charlie Shanian, who was married to Tori Spelling, is ready to talk about the breakup of his marriage and his feelings about the former "90210" actress.  The actor who was wed to horse face for only a year, is set to talk about the painful subject on a new self-help TV show.

Kevin: Britney Craves Chipped Ice  —  With their second child together due later this month, Kevin Federline told Ellen DeGeneres on her eponymous talk show Wednesday that wife Britney Spears's cravings are "not too bad" compared to a year ago, before the birth of son Sean Preston.

K-Fed Loses Control On Ellen  —  I don't know how much Ellen owes Britney exactly, but obviously it's enough for her to have agreed to let Kevin Federline "perform" on her show.  I really don't know what else to say except that it's going to be pretty much what you expected.

Pop star spree!  —  Poised for her debut on 'Fashion Rocks' tomorrow, Rihanna takes us shopping  —  Like every other teenage girl on the planet, R&B singer Rihanna likes nothing better than going shopping.  —  The 18-year-old needs no excuse to hit stores such as Barneys New York, where she picked her fall fashion favorites.

Shanna: I Was 100% Faithful to Travis  —  Last month, Shanna Moakler's husband and Meet the Barkers costar Travis Barker filed for divorce, charging that the former Miss U.S.A. had cheated on him and neglected their kids.  —  But Moakler, 30, tells PEOPLE in its new issue that she's a good mom …

How Many Men Does It Take To Get Posh Out of a Boat?  —  Look at all these dudes trying to help her skinny ass out of that boat in Venice today.  I mean a light breeze could carry that ho to safe ground.  Someone on the boat should've just blown her way and she would've been halfway down the block.

Suri Cruise Conspiracy Rumor of the Day … Conspiracy Theory [Janet Charlton]

'Predator' comes with a big catch  —  NBC News has a seamy hit with Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" series, in which alleged Internet pedophiles are lured to meetings with nonexistent children, then entrapped and browbeaten by a television reporter and finally cuffed by cops for your viewing pleasure.

Angelina Jolie Says 'I Do'  —  Sure she did.  You know, if you say it over and over, it's bound to happen sooner or later.  According to Star Magazine, Angelina Jolie has finally agreed to marry Brad Pitt. … Brad & Angie Say 'I Do!  [Star]  —  Written by Tara Benedict  —  (Image source)

Courtney Needs to Lay Off the Plastic!  —  When I first saw these pics of Courtney Love at the Suicide Girls 5th Anniversary party last night, I immediately thought of this creepy fetish website that's into fake women masks.  Like these masks look more natural than Courtney.  WTH did this ho do to her face?