Lindsay Lohan's Stolen Bag Recovered  —  A handbag allegedly stolen from Lindsay Lohan at London's Heathrow Airport on Thursday has been recovered, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "Yes, it was hers," says Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, of the orange Hermes handbag, which was found on airport property.

50 Cent Busted in Silver Lamborghini  —  TMZ has confirmed that rapper 50 Cent (aka Curtis Jackson) was arrested around 2:00PM this afternoon in Manhattan.  Law enforcement officials in an unmarked car pulled over the star's silver Lamborghini at the corner of 8th Ave. and 35th Ave. in Midtown …

Simpson Shows Publicist the Door  —  It turns out Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's hot romance was only taking place in Wonderland.  —  And Rob Shuter will no longer be playing the role of Fairy Godmother.  —  Simpson's manager dad, Joe Simpson, gave his daughter's publicist the ax this week …

EXCLUSIVE: DENISE AND RICHIE ARE ENGAGED, SAYS A SOURCE!  —  It was music to actress Denise Richards' ears when her rocker boyfriend, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, 47, recently asked the magic question: "Will you marry me?"  Now Star can exclusively report that Denise, 35, has said "Yes!"

Brad Pitt: I'll marry when everyone can  —  NEW YORK - Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.  —  "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married …

Beyonce in a Banana Skirt?  —  Beyonce has indeed lost her mind.  She wore this little doozy at last night's Fashion Rocks concert which will be on TV tonight.  House of Dereon put out another winner.  All she's missing is a pineapple on her head and a monkey with a tambourine on her shoulder!

'Hollywoodland' flies high as tribute to Reeves, film noir  —  Along with "Gilligan's Island," "The Munsters," "The Andy Griffith Show" and "The Honeymooners," the 1950s version of "Superman" was a rerun staple on broadcast television in the 1970s.  —  I always hated that show.

Teasing out Travolta  —  Hollywood musicals haven't been a sure thing lately, so the brain trust behind Hairspray wanted a ringer for their remake.  —  And who better than the guy who cut a rug in Grease and Saturday Night Fever?  —  "John Travolta is our generation's greatest musical star," says Hairspray producer Neil Meron.

Carmen Electra Gets Some Fashion Sense  —  I'm starting to think that Carmen Electra reads Hollywood Tuna (as most celebrities should).  You see, earlier this week I did a post on how bad Carmen's fashion sense has become over the last year and voila; one week later she's looking like her old self …

Paris' DUI pinch a boost to party image  —  LOS ANGELES - For most celebrities, getting smacked with a DUI is an instant image crisis.  For Paris Hilton, it could be a career boost.  "Paris Hilton being arrested just makes her more famous," said veteran publicist Michael Levine.

Penelope and Matthew Reunited  —  Check out who was caught having lunch together and maybe even holding hands!  Penelope and Matthew split up a few months ago, but they were caught red handed in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.  After eating, Penelope got into Matthew's car and they drove away.

Britney Spears in labor?  —  Update: A source tells us that Britney was out getting ice cream at 4:30 pm PST, and is not in labor right now - although she may be at the hospital.  It won't be a surprise if her scheduled c-section occurs tomorrow morning or afternoon, but a Thursday night birth looks unlikely.

Lauer not interested in night anchor job  —  NEW YORK - Don't look for Katie Couric's former "Today" show partner Matt Lauer to be following her into the night.  Lauer said Thursday he has no ambition to become an evening news anchor like Couric, who started this week at the "CBS Evening News" after 15 years at "Today."

Eva Longoria is in Disguise  —  As much as I'd like to masturbate to these pictures of Eva Longoria in Hollywood on September 4th, her moustache just won't let me concentrate.  It's like, should I be horny or scared that she's going to steal my horses?

Maybe the officer forgot which Starlet he was booking for a second there  —  I'm fairly positive whoever put this police record up on the internet is the one who was drunk here.  First of all, Paris Hilton's middle name is Whitney, not Lohitney.  Also, she's way taller than 5'3''.

Paris Wigs Out  —  Is Paris Hilton on the lam?  The latest DUI celebrity suspect hit the clubs Thursday night, wearing a dark-colored wig.  —  Paris was scheduled to appear at a release party for her new movie, "Bottoms Up," where Sleepy Brown was scheduled to perform his new single, "Margarita."

Steve Irwin Remembered with 'Khaki Day'  —  Friday is Khaki Day Down Under, with Australians urged to wear the color as a tribute to the late Steve Irwin.  —  The Sydney Morning Herald - under the headline, "Are You Wearing Khaki Today?"  - reports that the idea started with an e-mail campaign …