Paris in Cuffs  —  TMZ has obtained the first photos of Paris Hilton in handcuffs moments after her DUI bust early Thursday morning.  —  Even after Paris' hands were locked firmly behind her back, one of the arresting officers continued to keep her arm in a tight grasp.

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Victim of Major Robbery  —  TMZ has learned that Lindsay Lohan was robbed at Heathrow Airport in London this afternoon.  Scotland Yard tells TMZ a "theft of a bag at Heathrow Airport was reported to police by a 20-year-old woman."  —  They continue to say iIt is alleged …

Lionel Richie gets the skinny on Nicole's weight  —  Plus: Hilton says she didn't make out with Barker, it was his friend  —  Lionel Richie says he's so worried about daughter Nicole's dramatic weight loss that he took her to a doctor, who assured him she's not anorexic.

Shanna: I Was 100% Faithful to Travis  —  Last month, Shanna Moakler's husband and Meet the Barkers costar Travis Barker filed for divorce, charging that the former Miss U.S.A. had cheated on him and neglected their kids.  —  But Moakler, 30, tells PEOPLE in its new issue that she's a good mom …

Kevin: Britney Craves Chipped Ice  —  With their second child together due later this month, Kevin Federline told Ellen DeGeneres on her eponymous talk show Wednesday that wife Britney Spears's cravings are "not too bad" compared to a year ago, before the birth of son Sean Preston.

K-Fed Loses Control On Ellen  —  I don't know how much Ellen owes Britney exactly, but obviously it's enough for her to have agreed to let Kevin Federline "perform" on her show.  I really don't know what else to say except that it's going to be pretty much what you expected.

No. 16: Brad Pitt's Sketchbook  —  (My List) Fifteen Things I Think Everyone Should Know  —  The Drug War  —  I'll agree that drugs are harmful, but we spend $40 billion a year on the drug war and $8 billion a year incarcerating people, 25 percent of whom are in there for drugs.

Natalie Portman Is Boring  —  While Lindsay Lohan is flashing her crotch, and Paris Hilton is crying over not getting into a club, Natalie Portman is visiting war victims.  —  It's boring.  —  Doesn't Natalie know that all people want to read about is rocky relationships, drunken debauchery, and the all-important nipple slip?

Pop star spree!  —  Poised for her debut on 'Fashion Rocks' tomorrow, Rihanna takes us shopping  —  Like every other teenage girl on the planet, R&B singer Rihanna likes nothing better than going shopping.  —  The 18-year-old needs no excuse to hit stores such as Barneys New York, where she picked her fall fashion favorites.

How Many Men Does It Take To Get Posh Out of a Boat?  —  Look at all these dudes trying to help her skinny ass out of that boat in Venice today.  I mean a light breeze could carry that ho to safe ground.  Someone on the boat should've just blown her way and she would've been halfway down the block.

A conversation with Kylie  —  Superstar Minogue, winning her battle with cancer, chats about struggling, surviving and her hunky boyfriend  —  Superstar Australian singer Kylie Minogue has been out of the spotlight for more than a year battling breast cancer.

Suri Cruise Conspiracy Rumor of the Day … Conspiracy Theory [Janet Charlton]

Angelina Jolie Says 'I Do'  —  Sure she did.  You know, if you say it over and over, it's bound to happen sooner or later.  According to Star Magazine, Angelina Jolie has finally agreed to marry Brad Pitt. … Brad & Angie Say 'I Do!  [Star]  —  Written by Tara Benedict  —  (Image source)

BEN AFFLECK TEACHES MASTER CLASS IN HOW TO PICK UP FRENCH-CANADIAN CHICKS  —  We don't have a lot of background on the above video (apologies if you've seen it before, but it's new and amazing to us), in which Ben Affleck plops Montreal TV host Anne-Marie Losique in his lap during an interview …

79th Academy Awards Show Producer  —  79th Academy Awards Host  —  Ellen DeGeneres has been set to host the 79th Academy Awards telecast, producer Laura Ziskin announced today.  It will be DeGeneres' first time as Oscar® host, as well as her first appearance on an Academy Awards telecast.

Alias's Amy Acker, Husband Have a Girl  —  Amy Acker and her husband, James Carpinello, have welcomed a daughter named Ava Grace, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The baby, who weighed in at 7 lbs. 4 oz., was born on Friday in Los Angeles.  Ava joins older brother Jackson James, who is 19 months old.

Ashton and Kevin Team Up  —  Ashton and Kevin are looking super cute together outside the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.  The two star in the upcoming film The Guardian, a Coast Guard themed movie.  Congrats to Kevin who just got to leave a permanent impression in cement in front of the famous theather.