Lindsay Lohan's Stolen Bag Recovered  —  A handbag allegedly stolen from Lindsay Lohan at London's Heathrow Airport on Thursday has been recovered, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "Yes, it was hers," says Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, of the orange Hermes handbag, which was found on airport property.

Paris' DUI pinch a boost to party image  —  LOS ANGELES - For most celebrities, getting smacked with a DUI is an instant image crisis.  For Paris Hilton, it could be a career boost.  "Paris Hilton being arrested just makes her more famous," said veteran publicist Michael Levine.

Simpson Shows Publicist the Door  —  It turns out Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's hot romance was only taking place in Wonderland.  —  And Rob Shuter will no longer be playing the role of Fairy Godmother.  —  Simpson's manager dad, Joe Simpson, gave his daughter's publicist the ax this week …

Ellen Called to Oscar Duty  —  She's been an Emmy winner and an Emmy host, but now TV talk-show queen Ellen DeGeneres is taking on the movies.  DeGeneres will host the Oscars next February, her first time ever emceeing the telecast, the Motion Picture Academy has announced.

Steve Irwin Remembered with 'Khaki Day'  —  Friday is Khaki Day Down Under, with Australians urged to wear the color as a tribute to the late Steve Irwin.  —  The Sydney Morning Herald - under the headline, "Are You Wearing Khaki Today?"  - reports that the idea started with an e-mail campaign …

Toronto Film Festival: Michael Moore Can't Save 'Borat' Breakdown; Crowd Flips  —  Sara Vilkomerson reports from a madhouse up in Toronto:  —  Such an entrance.  Photo: Getty Images.  —  Paulo Costanzo—of Road Trip, Joey and Canadian birth—was freaking out.

Paris Wigs Out  —  Is Paris Hilton on the lam?  The latest DUI celebrity suspect hit the clubs Thursday night, wearing a dark-colored wig.  —  Paris was scheduled to appear at a release party for her new movie, "Bottoms Up," where Sleepy Brown was scheduled to perform his new single, "Margarita."

What Suri is wearing  —  You've seen the photos of Suri Cruise in Vanity Fair and maybe now after the shock has worn off, you're wondering, "What is baby Suri wearing?"  (Or maybe not.)  Here's the scoop.  —  White dress with smocking and pink roses, Besos by Kissy Kissy, Violets are Blue Collection, "Primrose" (pages 280-283).

Lauer not interested in night anchor job  —  NEW YORK - Don't look for Katie Couric's former "Today" show partner Matt Lauer to be following her into the night.  Lauer said Thursday he has no ambition to become an evening news anchor like Couric, who started this week at the "CBS Evening News" after 15 years at "Today."

Dancer Tucker gets good spin from Rev. Al  —  What is it about "Dancing With the Stars" that's making folks act so nutty?  —  First, disgraced former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay - who apparently has some time on his hands while awaiting trial in Texas for alleged political corruption …

EXCLUSIVE: DENISE AND RICHIE ARE ENGAGED, SAYS A SOURCE!  —  It was music to actress Denise Richards' ears when her rocker boyfriend, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, 47, recently asked the magic question: "Will you marry me?"  Now Star can exclusively report that Denise, 35, has said "Yes!"

What's Up With Orlando and Uma?  —  Orlando Bloom dropped by the set of Uma Thurman's new Honda commercial in NYC.  The (reportedly) newly-single "Pirates" star is rumored to be dating the tall beauty, but nothing has been confirmed.  —  The two kept a safe distance from each other in this video …

CBS 'Early Show' With ... Anderson Cooper and Campbell Brown?  —  Janet Jackson's '20 Y.O.' |  Kelly Clarkson Legislates  —  CBS 'Early Show' With ... Anderson Cooper and Campbell Brown?  —  Is CBS planning to revamp its morning news show?  That's the word around the water cooler at the Tiffany network …

Britney Spears in labor?  —  Update: A source tells us that Britney was out getting ice cream at 4:30 pm PST, and is not in labor right now - although she may be at the hospital.  It won't be a surprise if her scheduled c-section occurs tomorrow morning or afternoon, but a Thursday night birth looks unlikely.

BEN AFFLECK TEACHES MASTER CLASS IN HOW TO PICK UP FRENCH-CANADIAN CHICKS  —  We don't have a lot of background on the above video (apologies if you've seen it before, but it's new and amazing to us), in which Ben Affleck plops Montreal TV host Anne-Marie Losique in his lap during an interview …

Angelina Jolie & Pitt Argue over Jennifer Aniston in New Orleans?  —  During their recent trip to New Orleans a new report is emerging that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie again got into a bit of a tiff and again it is being reported that it is because Pitt still has feelings for his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.