It's Been A Bad Week For Hollywood "It" Girls  —  Yikes ... when it rains, it pours.  The darling girls of Hollywood are having a very rough time of it lately ... from Paris' humiliation at Bungalow 8 (not to mention the cd prank that graffiti artist Banksy unleashed on her album in the UK) …

50 Cent Busted in Silver Lamborghini  —  TMZ has confirmed that rapper 50 Cent (aka Curtis Jackson) was arrested around 2:00PM this afternoon in Manhattan.  Law enforcement officials in an unmarked car pulled over the star's silver Lamborghini at the corner of 8th Ave. and 35th Ave. in Midtown …

Brad Pitt: I'll marry when everyone can  —  NEW YORK - Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.  —  "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married …

Simpson Shows Publicist the Door  —  It turns out Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's hot romance was only taking place in Wonderland.  —  And Rob Shuter will no longer be playing the role of Fairy Godmother.  —  Simpson's manager dad, Joe Simpson, gave his daughter's publicist the ax this week …

Paris Hilton: I Wasn't Charged With DUI  —  The singer-heiress' comments on the bust contradict police statements  —  After reports surfaced that Paris Hilton had been arrested in Los Angeles on an alleged drunk driving charge early Thursday morning, she called into Ryan Seacrest's morning show …

John Travolta as Fat Woman in Hairspray  —  For those willing to say "sexual repercussions be damned," take a good long look at this picture of John Travolta (left?) in costume for his role as Edna Turnblad in Hairspray.  This shocking picture officially completely distracts everyone …

Denise and Richie Go Public  —  TMZ's cameras were at Fashion Rocks on Thursday night when Denise Richards and Richie Sambora showed up hand in hand.  —  The power couple, who have have been dating for months, have been spotted together many times by paparazzi but this is this first time the duo …

Casino Royale Trailer (with Cheese)  —  The new trailer for the expected to disappoint Bond flick, Casino Royale, has been released.  After seeing it, many are turning around, saying this really might be one of the best Bond films yet.  Those saying that are actually chimps who are grateful …

'Hollywoodland' flies high as tribute to Reeves, film noir  —  Along with "Gilligan's Island," "The Munsters," "The Andy Griffith Show" and "The Honeymooners," the 1950s version of "Superman" was a rerun staple on broadcast television in the 1970s.  —  I always hated that show.

Beyonce in a Banana Skirt?  —  Beyonce has indeed lost her mind.  She wore this little doozy at last night's Fashion Rocks concert which will be on TV tonight.  House of Dereon put out another winner.  All she's missing is a pineapple on her head and a monkey with a tambourine on her shoulder!

Penelope and Matthew Reunited  —  Check out who was caught having lunch together and maybe even holding hands!  Penelope and Matthew split up a few months ago, but they were caught red handed in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.  After eating, Penelope got into Matthew's car and they drove away.

Carmen Electra Gets Some Fashion Sense  —  I'm starting to think that Carmen Electra reads Hollywood Tuna (as most celebrities should).  You see, earlier this week I did a post on how bad Carmen's fashion sense has become over the last year and voila; one week later she's looking like her old self …

Eva Longoria is in Disguise  —  As much as I'd like to masturbate to these pictures of Eva Longoria in Hollywood on September 4th, her moustache just won't let me concentrate.  It's like, should I be horny or scared that she's going to steal my horses?

FORMER "DALLAS" STAR ARRESTED FOR DUI  —  Former Dallas star Ken Kercheval has been arrested in Clinton, Indiana for drunk driving, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  The 71-year-old actor who is best remembered for playing Cliff Barnes, J.R. Ewing's rival in the hit 1980s TV series Dallas …

Maybe the officer forgot which Starlet he was booking for a second there  —  I'm fairly positive whoever put this police record up on the internet is the one who was drunk here.  First of all, Paris Hilton's middle name is Whitney, not Lohitney.  Also, she's way taller than 5'3''.

The Beckham's Do Venice  —  The couple that dresses up together, stays together.  Or something like that.  —  From Hello!  Magazine: … 1. How hilariously matchy their little outfits are.  —  2. That I'm considering an article about them dressing up newsworthy in any way, shape or form.

Celebrity hair twins!  —  What do Pam Anderson & Dolly Parton, Brad Pitt & Benecio Del toro, and Ozzy Osbourne & Cher have in common?... they're hair-alikes!  —  From a cool page of celebrity looks alikes on a site we stumbled out of Istanbul called Radyo Iletisim!  —  Previous Disturbing Celebrity Look-Alikes

Let the Avril Lavigne Pregnancy Rumors Begin  —  When is a baby bump just some ill fitting clothing?  Probably in this case.  If viewed alone, the top photo may hint at a bump, but if you take a look at the photo below on the left, her "baby bump" is looking quite square.  —  Written by Lauren Burch

Britney's Baby Rumor  —  Word came late last night that Ms Brit was giving birth to baby #2.  We were not sure if it was rumor so we held off on posting any news, and now it looks like it was not true.  While everyone was busy blogging about the new baby, Britney was really at one of her favorite spots, Taco Bell.