EXCLUSIVE: POSH ..ON EVERYTHING  —  VICTORIA BECKHAM REVEALS ALL  —  WITH a new career to boost her confidence and thoughts of another child occupying her mind, things could not be better for Victoria Beckham right now.  —  The 32-year-old last night told how she would love a baby girl …

Bad boy, bad boy, what'cha gonna do  —  It's been a tough week for celebrities and police with Paris Hilton and her DUI and Lindsay Lohan and the theft and eventual return of her handbag but bad boy Colin Farrell isn't going to let these teen queens have all the fun.  Farrell took it in stride and even posed with some fans.

KIRSTEN BENT OVER BROKEBACK-WARDS  —  The sexy Spiderman star romped all over the place with her Brokeback Mountain man — but now she sadly admits it couldn't save their three-year relationship.  —  Kirsten, who plays the title role in new blockbuster Marie Antoinette, said: "Jake and I couldn't last.

Tom, Katie, Rosie in Attack Mode  —  If you think that the slew of recent public appearances by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are just a coincidence, think again: Sources tell TMZ that this week is just the beginning of a carefully crafted, all-out image-remaking offensive that the couple has launched …

Parasite Hilton Looks Almost Human in Black & White  —  Paris Hilton still trying to make her album a success at Pure in Las Vegas on September 9th

Chinese movie, Affleck win Venice prizes  —  VENICE, Italy - The Chinese movie "Still Life," a surprise entry set against the backdrop of China's gigantic Three Gorges Dam project, on Saturday won this year's Golden Lion — the top award at the Venice Film Festival.  Helen Mirren and Ben Affleck took the top acting awards.

NOT-SO-STRAIGHT SHUTER?  —  A word of advice for publicists: If you're going to make up a phony romance for one of your clients, make sure she's in on the plot.  Jessica Simpson's alleged love affair with singer John Mayer fell apart Tuesday as Simpson disavowed the relationship on The View.

Gettin' Horn-y  —  Now that Lindsay Lohan is over the little drama of her stolen jewels, I can go back to talking about the normal day-to-day stuff about her meaningful life that I enjoy doing so much.  Not that I didn't enjoy talking about her stolen goods but the damn bag was recovered so quickly, I hardly had time to enjoy it.

Lionel Richie: 'Nerves' Make Nicole Thin  —  Nicole Richie's extreme weight loss is the result of nerves, not an eating disorder, her father, Lionel Richie, says in a 20/20 interview airing Friday night on ABC.  —  "Believe me," Richie says, "I've checked it out three different ways to Sunday.

David Hasselhoff Sounds Off  —  For David Hasselhoff, it's been a year of ups and more than a few downs.  Although the former Baywatch star, 54, was back in the spotlight as a judge on America's Got Talent, he also dealt with a nasty split from wife Pamela Bach, 43, a shaving accident that left …

Perez Dispenser: Hilton Dishes the Fest  —  Toronto's Film Festival is notorious for being "the people's festival," where the general public can interact with actors and directors over their work, with celebrity taking only a secondary interest behind the art.

'Simpsons' creator: 'Let's keep doing it'  —  LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — As Bart Simpson skips into his 18th season of TV mischief, fans will be glad to know that creator Matt Groening sees no end in sight for the wayward lad or "The Simpsons."  —  Groening's reasoning is sound …

'Bridget Jones' Knickers to Be Auctioned  —  LONDON (AP) - The famously large underpants worn by film character Bridget Jones are to be auctioned off to raise cash for some of London's most famous green spaces, Britain's Royal Parks Foundation announced Friday.

I am - Kate Moss Naked in Pop Magazine of the Day  —  I couldn't leave you with just pics of that big nippled tranny Forbidden, so I decided to post some Kate Moss.  I f**king Love Kate Moss and here are some naked pics of her in Pop Magazine to get you through the weekend.

BEYONCE'S 'MINI' TRIBUTE TO LEGENDARY BAKER  —  JEAN-CLAUDE Baker, owner of Chez Josephine on West 42nd Street, was one proud audience member at Fashion Rocks at Radio City.  Beyonce Knowles paid tribute to his adoptive mother, the legendary Josephine Baker, performing one of Baker's numbers wearing her trademark banana miniskirt.

TIFF crowd wild for Borat  —  Broken projector halts premiere Michael Moore does impromptu Q&A  —  The Midnight Madness program at the Toronto International Film Festival is normally the domain of ghouls, zombies and sleep-deprived film freaks.  —  It's not the place you'd expect …