KIRSTEN BENT OVER BROKEBACK-WARDS  —  The sexy Spiderman star romped all over the place with her Brokeback Mountain man — but now she sadly admits it couldn't save their three-year relationship.  —  Kirsten, who plays the title role in new blockbuster Marie Antoinette, said: "Jake and I couldn't last.

Bad boy, bad boy, what'cha gonna do  —  It's been a tough week for celebrities and police with Paris Hilton and her DUI and Lindsay Lohan and the theft and eventual return of her handbag but bad boy Colin Farrell isn't going to let these teen queens have all the fun.  Farrell took it in stride and even posed with some fans.

Chinese movie, Affleck win Venice prizes  —  VENICE, Italy - The Chinese movie "Still Life," a surprise entry set against the backdrop of China's gigantic Three Gorges Dam project, on Saturday won this year's Golden Lion — the top award at the Venice Film Festival.  Helen Mirren and Ben Affleck took the top acting awards.

Parasite Hilton Looks Almost Human in Black & White  —  Paris Hilton still trying to make her album a success at Pure in Las Vegas on September 9th

Tom, Katie, Rosie in Attack Mode  —  If you think that the slew of recent public appearances by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are just a coincidence, think again: Sources tell TMZ that this week is just the beginning of a carefully crafted, all-out image-remaking offensive that the couple has launched …

Gettin' Horn-y  —  Now that Lindsay Lohan is over the little drama of her stolen jewels, I can go back to talking about the normal day-to-day stuff about her meaningful life that I enjoy doing so much.  Not that I didn't enjoy talking about her stolen goods but the damn bag was recovered so quickly, I hardly had time to enjoy it.

Lionel Richie: 'Nerves' Make Nicole Thin  —  Nicole Richie's extreme weight loss is the result of nerves, not an eating disorder, her father, Lionel Richie, says in a 20/20 interview airing Friday night on ABC.  —  "Believe me," Richie says, "I've checked it out three different ways to Sunday.

Perez Dispenser: Hilton Dishes the Fest  —  Toronto's Film Festival is notorious for being "the people's festival," where the general public can interact with actors and directors over their work, with celebrity taking only a secondary interest behind the art.

With Her Best Foot Forward  —  Posh has landed!  —  A stylishly jet-setting Victoria Beckham just landed in NYC, and sources tell PerezHilton.com the fashion plate is expected at the Rock & Republic fashion show tonight, where some clothes she designed will be strutting their stuff down the runway.

SJP's baby wish  —  Sarah Jessica Parker wants another child - because her son is too spoiled.  —  The former 'Sex and the City' star - who is married to actor Matthew Broderick - says the couple are planning to have another baby before three-year-old James gets too used to being the centre of attention.

BEYONCE'S 'MINI' TRIBUTE TO LEGENDARY BAKER  —  JEAN-CLAUDE Baker, owner of Chez Josephine on West 42nd Street, was one proud audience member at Fashion Rocks at Radio City.  Beyonce Knowles paid tribute to his adoptive mother, the legendary Josephine Baker, performing one of Baker's numbers wearing her trademark banana miniskirt.

Lohan says bag stolen at London airport  —  LONDON - Lindsay Lohan lost some luggage at Heathrow Airport Thursday, but she'll have to wait and see if police can track down the Hermes bag and the jewelry that was inside it.  —  The Metropolitan Police said a 20-year-old actress and singer reported …

Victoria Beckham's scrapped album leaked  —  Victoria Beckham is furious because a secret album she scrapped has been leaked onto the internet.  —  The former Spice Girl recorded the eleven track "pop style" album, entitled 'Open Your Eyes', between 2002 and 2003 but hated it so much she declared it …

Eva to quit TV  —  Eva Longoria has hinted she wants to quit 'Desperate Housewives' to make more movies.  —  The actress has starred in two films this year - 'Harsh Times', opposite Christian Bale, and 'The Sentinel', alongside Michael Douglas and Kiefer Sutherland - and admits the big screen is where she wants to be.

Cameron's big butt wish  —  Cameron Diaz wants a bigger butt.  —  The 'In Her Shoes' actress - widely considered to be one of Hollywood's most beautiful women - is unhappy with her figure and longs for a more impressive posterior.  —  She told Elle magazine: "I'm waiting to have a bigger tush.

Schiffer Slammed Over Vicious Dogs.  —  Schiffer Slammed Over Vicious Dogs.  —  Supermodel CLAUDIA SCHIFFER is reportedly facing a police interview over accusations her pet dogs are terrifying residents near her mansion in Suffolk, England.  —  The blonde beauty's German shepherd OSCAR …

David Hasselhoff Sounds Off  —  For David Hasselhoff, it's been a year of ups and more than a few downs.  Although the former Baywatch star, 54, was back in the spotlight as a judge on America's Got Talent, he also dealt with a nasty split from wife Pamela Bach, 43, a shaving accident that left …

Brad Pitt: I'll marry when everyone can  —  NEW YORK - Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.  "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able …

NOT-SO-STRAIGHT SHUTER?  —  A word of advice for publicists: If you're going to make up a phony romance for one of your clients, make sure she's in on the plot.  Jessica Simpson's alleged love affair with singer John Mayer fell apart Tuesday as Simpson disavowed the relationship on The View.