Doc can't see the 'Beauty' of it  —  Top beauty doctor Pat Wexler is siccing her lawyers on Alex Kuczynski, the New York Times reporter whose book "Beauty Junkies" is due out Oct. 17.  —  Wexler denies cooperating with the author, despite being extensively quoted both in the book and an excerpt that appeared in Vanity Fair.

EXCLUSIVE: POSH ..ON EVERYTHING  —  VICTORIA BECKHAM REVEALS ALL  —  WITH a new career to boost her confidence and thoughts of another child occupying her mind, things could not be better for Victoria Beckham right now.  —  The 32-year-old last night told how she would love a baby girl …

Bad boy, bad boy, what'cha gonna do  —  It's been a tough week for celebrities and police with Paris Hilton and her DUI and Lindsay Lohan and the theft and eventual return of her handbag but bad boy Colin Farrell isn't going to let these teen queens have all the fun.  Farrell took it in stride and even posed with some fans.

Anna Nicole Smith's son dies  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) — The 20-year-old son of Anna Nicole Smith died suddenly in the Bahamas on Sunday, three days after the former Playboy Playmate gave birth to a girl, Smith's attorney said.  —  A statement from Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith's attorney …

Nicola Kidman Blasts Biographer  —  Latest: Nicole Kidman is furious with a US film critic for writing a unauthorised biography on her after only having one brief phone chat with her.  —  The Moulin Rouge star was shocked when she found out David Thomson was writing a book and was unaware …

How Paris was left hopping at Branson's Mad Hatter bash ...  Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was left nursing a bruised ego last night after falling victim to an elaborate practical joke set up by Richard Branson at his son's spectacular 21st birthday party.  —  Gallery:

Orlando Bloom romancing Uma?  —  Orlando Bloom is reportedly romancing Uma Thurman - just days after splitting from Kate Bosworth.  —  The 'Pirates of the Caribbean' actor - who is believed to have ended his four-year on/off romance with Kate last week - was apparently seen getting close to Uma on the set of her new commercial.

Tom, Katie, Rosie in Attack Mode  —  If you think that the slew of recent public appearances by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are just a coincidence, think again: Sources tell TMZ that this week is just the beginning of a carefully crafted, all-out image-remaking offensive that the couple has launched …

NOT-SO-STRAIGHT SHUTER?  —  A word of advice for publicists: If you're going to make up a phony romance for one of your clients, make sure she's in on the plot.  Jessica Simpson's alleged love affair with singer John Mayer fell apart Tuesday as Simpson disavowed the relationship on The View.

Parasite Hilton Looks Almost Human in Black & White  —  Paris Hilton still trying to make her album a success at Pure in Las Vegas on September 9th

Jessica — "I Wish I Was in Love"  —  Jessica just wants to be loved.  In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, Nick Lachey's ex confesses she's ready for a serious relationship, telling the talk show host, "I wish I was in love, I need to be in love."  —  Though many men may feel inclined to disagree …

Gettin' Horn-y  —  Now that Lindsay Lohan is over the little drama of her stolen jewels, I can go back to talking about the normal day-to-day stuff about her meaningful life that I enjoy doing so much.  Not that I didn't enjoy talking about her stolen goods but the damn bag was recovered so quickly, I hardly had time to enjoy it.

David Hasselhoff Sounds Off  —  For David Hasselhoff, it's been a year of ups and more than a few downs.  Although the former Baywatch star, 54, was back in the spotlight as a judge on America's Got Talent, he also dealt with a nasty split from wife Pamela Bach, 43, a shaving accident that left …

Chinese movie, Affleck win Venice prizes  —  VENICE, Italy - The Chinese movie "Still Life," a surprise entry set against the backdrop of China's gigantic Three Gorges Dam project, on Saturday won this year's Golden Lion — the top award at the Venice Film Festival.  Helen Mirren and Ben Affleck took the top acting awards.

SJP's baby wish  —  Sarah Jessica Parker wants another child - because her son is too spoiled.  —  The former 'Sex and the City' star - who is married to actor Matthew Broderick - says the couple are planning to have another baby before three-year-old James gets too used to being the centre of attention.

Meat Loaf Loathes Singing  —  I'd Do Anything For Love singer Meat Loaf hates singing and doesn't try to hide the fact that he finds performing onstage a chore.  —  The singer, real name Michael Lee Aday, regularly mops his sweaty brow, drags his body around the stage and has a pained expression while he performs.

KIRSTEN BENT OVER BROKEBACK-WARDS  —  The sexy Spiderman star romped all over the place with her Brokeback Mountain man — but now she sadly admits it couldn't save their three-year relationship.  —  Kirsten, who plays the title role in new blockbuster Marie Antoinette, said: "Jake and I couldn't last.