BRITNEY GIVES BIRTH: IT'S A BOY!  —  Pop princess Britney Spears gave birth to a 6 pound, 11 ounce baby boy just before 2 a.m., September 12th at a Los Angeles hospital, insiders told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive.  —  "Kevin took Britney to the hospital in the evening hours of Sept. 11 …

Bonjour, Bitches!  —  Whew ... it's been a long night/morning/afternoon already and it's still the AM for you folks back in the US.  David and I arrived in Paris, France a few hours ago and after taking some time to get to our hotel, get our room situated and get our Internet up and working …

Anna Nicole Smith 'Tried to Wake' Her Son  —  Sunday's death of Anna Nicole's Smith's 20-year-old son, Daniel Smith, continues to be investigated in the Bahamas, where the young man was found sitting upright in a chair after going to see his mother and his new half-sister in the private Doctors' Hospital in Nassau.

RARE REJECTION  —  PARIS Hilton is not wanted at Ian Schrager's Gramercy Park Hotel.  Friday night, after partying at Marquee and drinking "lots" of vodka and pineapple juice, Hilton tried to join Orlando Bloom, Winona Ryder and Josh Lucas in the hotel's Rose Bar, but bouncer Damien stopped …

Blohan Shows Her Kitty, Again!!!!  —  Blohan has done it again!  She dropped the panties and showed her shredded pastrami as she got out of a car.  Doesn't she care about the safety of others?  Invest in some panties, that's all we ask or learn how to keep your legs shut.  I know it's hard.

LOHAN'S LOVER LOSES IT  —  EXCLUSIVE Harry hits the roof after Lindsay spends night flirting with DJ  —  IT sounds like there's trouble in paradise for lovebirds Lindsay Lohan and boyfriend Harry Morton.  —  Professional partygoer Lindsay, who does the odd bit of acting in her spare time …

HANKS' DARK SIDE, BY EX-WIFE  —  TOM Hanks is seen as one of Hollywood's nice guys - but the Oscar winner's first wife, the mother of his kids, strongly disagreed with that perception.  —  In newly unearthed court papers published in the upcoming bio "The Tom Hanks Enigma," by David Gardner …

The Gatecrasher at the tents  —  Better watch which celebs you accept a drink from.  —  Imitation of Christ designer Tara Subkoff was overheard complaining at the company's Pink Elephant after-party that a certain Hollywood Oscar winner recently drugged her cocktail.

Claire Danes is See Through Too  —  Apparently, today is "Show Your Nipples Day" for some reason so here's Claire Danes in Paris in a see through whatever.  Nothing really interesting except that she makes Kate Hudson look like Jenna Jameson.  She's not flat, she's concave.

Nicole Richie: 'I Think I Look Okay'  —  Nicole Richie admits in a new interview that in some pictures she "definitely" looks too thin, but insists that when she looks in the mirror, "I think I look okay."  —  On an episode of The Tyra Banks Show airing Tuesday, Richie, 24, tells Banks …

Paris Hilton was Alice in Blunderland at party  —  Plus: Yet another group is cross about Madonna's crucifixion  —  Did Paris Hilton fall down the rabbit-hole at Branson's bash?  —  Call it Paris in Blunderland.  —  Richard Branson threw a lavish Mad Hatter-themed 21st birthday party …

Janet: 'I Could Not Believe How Big I Was'  —  Janet Jackson's dramatic weight gain - a reported 60 lbs., which she has since lost - gave even her pause, she admits.  —  "I could not believe how big I was, how heavy I really was," the singer, 40, tells TV's Extra in an interview airing Tuesday night.

Celebrity Boutique Sues Us Weekly, Saying Lack of Coverage Is Hurting Business  —  In the celebrity fashion world, the adage goes, it's not what you're wearing but who you are wearing.  —  Now one of Hollywood's most celebrity-soaked boutiques is suing one of the town's top celebrity chroniclers, accusing it of the ultimate snub.

Brad Will No Longer be Appearing in the Buff  —  Sorry ladies!  According to the latest tabloids, Hollywood A-Lister Brad Pitt has announced that he will no longer be doing any sex scenes in films because he's doesn't want his kids to see him in the nude.  —  The American star …

Sure, Dakota Fanning is just a normal kid  —  Nope, there's nothing intensely creepy about this Teen Vogue photoshoot.  I'm not scared that Dakota Fanning is somehow a real female version of The Omen kid.  I'm not going to lay awake at night when I think of the implosion that will occur …

Stewart Vamps for Letterman  —  Martha Stewart made a bizarre appearance on "The Late Show with David Letterman" last night — licking what appeared to be blood from Dave's fingers.  —  While making sandwiches for a cooking segment, Dave exclaims, "I cut myself" as the camera zooms into his finger …

James Cromwell & Eddie Izzard Clock-In On '24' (FOX)  —  Oscar- and Emmy-nominated actor James Cromwell ("Babe," "Six Feet Under") and Emmy Award-winning actor Eddie Izzard ("Dress to Kill," "My Super Ex-Girlfriend") join the season six cast of 24, this year's most Emmy Award-winning television series …

Aguilera hit by a Vibe Brown-out  —  Is Bobby Brown really hotter than Christina Aguilera?  —  Vibe magazine apparently thinks so — and Aguilera's peeps are peeved.  —  It was disappointing enough for Aguilera — who did a big interview and photo shoot for Vibe's October cover to hype …