Fire Sale: Anna Nicole Smith's Last Moments With Her Son  —  Before all the inevitably ugly details surrounding the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son, Daniel — who was found dead in Anna Nicole's hospital room on Sunday morning, just three days after she gave birth to her new daughter …

Greasy Bear And Firecrotch — at the Same Party!  —  Yes, the inevitable finally happened.  Brandon Davis (aka Greasy Bear) and Lindsay Lohan (aka Firecrotch) attended the same party last night — a Fashion Week event thrown by Calvin Klein.  —  Brandon looked none too pleased to be asked …

Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice: Family Time  —  Eddie Murphy's annual family vacation in Hawaii is always the same: just a little R&R for the actor and his five children, ages 4 to 16, at his favorite $10,700-a-night luxury suite at Maui's Four Seasons Hotel.  —  Except this year …

Jessica Simpson Wants You to Buy Her Shoes  —  As much as it pains me to say it, Jessica Simpson's body is looking pretty hot in the first set of pictures from September 12th.  Maybe it's because we can't see her "ass."  Or because she's finally not dressing like a like a gay homeless man.

Secret Service Protects The Jolie-Pitts  —  A man was arrested yesterday for posing as a federal agent in an attempt to get a job on Brad and Angelina's security team.  The U.S. Secret Service was brought out for the arrest.  Seriously, did this guy think he would get away with screwing with one of the most powerful Hollywood couples?

A polished performance  —  Will Sarah Michelle Gellar be the next celebrity to be clapped in handcuffs?  —  She could be if her publicist keeps snitching on her criminal behavior.  —  "Want to know what she's obsessed with?  Chanel black nail polish!  It's sold out in the United States.

Project Runway: Runway Collections!!!  —  As Lewis Carroll once said "Joyous Day, Callooh, Callay!"  The Project Runway collections are out!  (It goes without saying, if you don't want to see the collections until the season finale, do NOT read this post.  You are a better person than we are.)

The Queen Is Dead  —  What better way to commemorate the birth of a new child than with an official website update.  Britney Spears has pulled down her tacky-as-hell old website layout (which looked like it was designed by Bobby Trendy) and has put up a new, crazier looking design …

Gatecrasher at the tents  —  One face you won't see at today's "Project Runway" show is Jia Santos, the model whose run on the program ended when she was hit by a bus.  —  Santos was hoping to appear in the show and says she's "sad" producers didn't include her.

Lindsay Lohan Puts The Needle On The Record  —  She's such a talented young woman.  Cough, cough.  However, she really does look like she's really concentrating on what she's doing.  While always one to grab the spotlight, Lindsay Lohan took over the turntables at Tenjune, a club in New York City.

Paris on Travis: "He's One of My Dear Friends"  —  After getting caught playing tonsil hockey with Travis Barker on Tuesday, Paris Hilton had some choice words about the ex-Blink 182 bandmate last night.  —  On her way out of Hollywood nightclub Hyde, a photographer asked the heiress, "What's up with you and Travis Barker?"

Fergie Rocks the Curler-Hawk  —  Fergie made a appearance in public mid-glamourification to pump up her vocals during an early morning rehearsal.  —  The newly solo artist returned to her gig with the Black Eyed Peas for a performance on NBC's "Today" show at Rockefeller Center in New York on Friday morning.

Julia Stiles is Raving  —  Julia takes on a new role in Raving.  The movie will be her directorial debut giving orders to Zooey Deschanel and Bill Irwin.  The script, which Stiles also wrote, is based on an Elle magazine article.  Should be interesting.  —  Isn't she cute directing like Spielberg.

Her Eyes, Her Teeth, Her Boobs, Her Nose...  what the hell is broadway coming to when they're hiring fakes like ashlee simpson to play some of the most notorious characters in one of the best musicals ever!?  I know it's not in the US, but come on, Britain....it's ashlee simpson!

Christina Aguilera's Husband Is No Don Juan  —  Here we have Jordan Bratman putting the moves on his main squeeze Christina Aguilera.  From the looks of this kiss, it's obvious foreplay is not one of his strong points.  But we all know that girls like Christina only have sex in public bathrooms, so who even needs foreplay?

Jessica Biel Has Handy Cleavage  —  If Jessica Biel is anything, she's predictable.  While most of today's 20-something starlets are busy making asses of themselves (ie.  Lindsay Lohan), Jessica can always be found in her sexy little workout get-up, walking her dog and trying to burn off …

Winona Ryder Gets Naked to Save Your Ass  —  Skin cancer isn't very good.  People die from it, and there's lots of other bad things that go with it too.  —  However, I always try to look on the bright side.  Well, not always... More like rarely... Let's just say that there's finally is a bright side to skin cancer.

BRAD GREY'S SCIENTOLOGY SCARE  —  When Viacom kingpin Sumner Redstone cited Tom Cruise's personal conduct as the reason for killing his production deal with Paramount, the 83-year-old mogul's candor rocked Hollywood.  But Radar has learned Redstone may have let Cruise off easy …

SJP Has A Bun in The Oven?  —  Rumors are flying that Sarah Jessica Parker and husband Matthew Broderick are expecting baby number two.  The Globe reports that a source in the couple's inner circle has revealed that, "They've been keeping a lid on their happy news because the pregnancy is still in the early stages.

SIMPSON'S DAMAGE CONTROL WITH EDITORS  —  Pop star Jessica Simpson is desperately trying to repair the damage caused by her former publicist Rob Shuter after the media debacle surrounding her relationship with John Mayer.  —  The singer has been placing personal calls to all of the editors …