Scarlett Johansson: I Love My Curves  —  Scarlett Johansson, who admits she prefers Snickers to Milky Way ("I like peanuts," she says), doesn't worry about having a waifish figure.  "I'm curvy - I'm never going to be 5' 11" and 120 pounds," she says. "  But I feel lucky to have what I've got.

Cipel airs his unhappiness over Oprah's chat with McG  —  Oprah Winfrey is wrong to promote former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey's book on her show today, says his former homeland security adviser Golan Cipel.  —  McGreevey claims in his book, "The Confession," that Cipel was his lover …

A photo op pays off for Anna Nicole  —  Reality show star Anna Nicole Smith, who suffered a shocking tragedy last week with the death of her 20-year-old son, might need some new handlers.  —  Reps for the 38-year-old Smith and her photo agent, Getty Images, have received more than $600,000 …

Kate and Pete romp at Priory  —  KATE MOSS and PETE DOHERTY shocked patients at The Priory this weekend - by getting jiggy with it on the lawns.  —  The frisky pair got so horny they were a moment away from having full-blown sex on a bench when they got rumbled.

Hairy Pitt  —  By the looks of all the paparazzi camped out around the Spederline mansion in Malibu, Ca it would seem that little Sutton Pierce Federline has finally come home with his parents Britney Spears and Kevin Federline and his older brother Sean Preston.

Anna Nicole's Son — Fatal Drug Combo?  —  For the first time, an official in the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son has gone on the record, stating that drugs may have killed Daniel Smith.  —  Dr. Cyril Wecht, a pathologist and former coroner who was hired by Anna Nicole …

Is Lindsay Lohan saying cheerio to the U.S.?  —  Plus: Scientology gets blasted Down Under for exhibit on psychiatry  —  Is Lindsay Lohan moving to England?  —  The "Mean Girls" star has been visiting England lately — where she made the news in Internet blogs by exiting a car sans her skivvies …

Kevin Federline has only 26 years more to live!  —  All those Britney Spears fans who don't approve of her hubby Kevin Federline only need to put up with him for another 26 years, for that's how long he's predicted to live.  —  Kevin Federline at Virgin Mobile's Save the Penny Rally on June 21, 2006 in New York City.

"View" Too Rosie-Colored For Elisabeth?  —  As TMZ told you recently, Rosie's having a tough time blending in at "The View" - and today, reports suggest that Elisabeth Hasselbeck can't quite hack her outspoken co-host either, and it's making her cry "every day."

Reverend slams Simpsons: "Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither"  —  Adding to Jess's troubles is news that she and her sister Ashlee have been attacked by a Christian minister for using sex to sell their CDs.  —  Although Jessica's and Ashlee's raunchy film clips and photo shoots …

Sophie Monk Nipple Slip?  —  You're probably wondering who the hell this hottie is.  Well her name is Sophie Monk and she's dating Benji Madden, the guitarist from that Backstreet Boy rip-off group, Good Charlotte.  Now, usually I would go into detail about how much a poser this guy …

John Joins the Boys  —  John Mayer claims to not want to be a publicity whore but he's gone from hanging out with Jessica to chillin' with Lance and Jakey G. I'd say that is a sure way to get your picture taken.  Seriously, what is going on here?  Has John replaced Matthew in the threesome?

Fall TV Preview: Smith  —  Just when you thought Ray Liotta had milked the success of Goodfellas for all it was worth, he shows up as the ring-leader in the highly entertaining new crime drama, Smith, which premieres tonight at 10/9c on CBS.  Tonight's episode opens with an action-packed museum robbery …

David Duchovny is alive!  —  David Duchovny hasn't had much success since The X-Files and walking around with a sweaty back and booty is definitely not going to help him get back to his sex symbol days as Agent Muldor.  This isn't even Red Shoe Diaries sexy.  —  Pictures by OutOfSightMedia.com

Putcha Hands Up On Yo Hips  —  "Put your hands up on your hips...when I dip, you dip, we dip..."  —  Enjoy these new fan pictures of Prison Break's Wentworth Miller, Dominic Purcell, and Amaury Nolasco.  The Amuary picture was taken this past Saturday Night outside of Ghost Bar in Dallas, TX.

Um, No  —  Ladies, you need to stop cutting your hair.  What was wrong with your long locks?  The choppy cut is not working here.  —  (Image source)

John Mayer Makes Some New Friends  —  That is one sweaty John Mayer.  I guess that's what performing will do to ya.  John got a visit from Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal (where was Matthew?) after one of his recent concerts, and posed for the camera with the pair and some fans.

CAMPBELL BROWN TOO SEXY FOR TODAY?  —  There are worse things to be than a foxy young woman without kids—unless you want to score a co-anchor slot on NBC's Today Show.  Despite widespread reports that Campbell Brown, co-host of the top-rated morning show's weekend edition …

JOE SIMPSON'S MONEY SHOTS  —  These days, canny celebrities know that by cozying up to individual photographers or agencies, they can influence how they are portrayed, discourage stalkerazzos, and even make a few bucks.  Crass as it sounds, no one bats an eye anymore at the star who earns …