Final, Dollar-Fetching Moments Between Anna Nicole Smith and Her Son  —  As first reported on Friday afternoon, Getty Images sent an email out to celebrity weekly editors hawking photos of Anna Nicole Smith, her newborn daughter, and her son, Daniel.  The pictures were taken in the Bahamian hospital where …

Willie Nelson cited for drug possession  —  BREAUX BRIDGE, La. - Willie Nelson and several members of his band were issued misdemeanor citations for drug possession early today during a traffic stop in Saint Martin Parish.  —  The traffic stop was conducted on Interstate 10 near Breaux Bridge.

Brad's mission, if he chooses to accept it, is to take Tom's job  —  Brad Pitt has been lined up to replace Tom Cruise in the next Mission Impossible film.  It is a move that will make Pitt the highest-paid actor in Hollywood history.  —  Paramount Pictures, the company behind the franchise …

Teri's nipples get removed  —  TERI HATCHER is furious with Desperate Housewives bosses, because they keep digitally reducing the size of her nipples.  —  The brunette beauty's excitable nipples mean producers have to spend thousands on computer wizardry to clean up the sexy shots.

Aaron Carter's Vegas Engagement  —  Carter and Peniche in Las Vegas  —  Singer Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche, the bride-to-be confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "I'm very excited about it," Peniche tells PEOPLE.  "Aaron is the most genuine person I know.

Mel Walks His Daughter Down the Aisle  —  Mel Gibson came out of seclusion Saturday to the sound of chiming wedding bells.  The embattled actor proudly walked his 26-year-old daughter Hannah down the aisle, as she married blues guitarist Kenny Wayne Shepherd.  Hannah is the eldest of Mel's seven children and his only daughter.

Penn: No Interest in Running for Office  —  The politically passionate Sean Penn has no interest in running for office, yet he's a potent demagogue on the big screen.  —  In a new adaptation of Robert Penn Warren's novel "All the King's Men," Penn stars as Willie Stark …

Paper Apologizes for Fake Kidman Quotes  —  Scotland's Daily Record has issued an apology to Nicole Kidman after publishing quotes it claimed she'd made about Angelina Jolie's charity work.  —  "In an article published on Friday, Sept. 8, we attributed comments to Nicole Kidman in relation to Angelina Jolie.

Here's Johhny!  —  While working with Jack Nicholson on the new film "The Departed" Leonardo DiCaprio admits he was terrified of Jack.  The former "Shimmer" star used the means of matches, a bottle of whisky, and a gun to put the fear into Leo as well as his character.

K-Fed Giving Fans the Boot  —  Kevin Federline may be riding his wife's coattails, but now fans—it could be plural—have the chance to walk in his shoes.  —  In an effort to rack up some early sales for his upcoming album, Playing With Fire, K-Fed will give away the sneakers he wore during …

Kate Moss Designs for Topshop  —  After supporting Fashion Week in NYC, Kate is back home celebrating London's Fashion Week.  Moss is already the face of a record 14 ad campaigns, and she may now be adding designer to her resume as well.  The latest rumor is that Kate is working on designing a new line for Topshop, a hot London store.

Jessica Biel Really Is Kissing Girls  —  Not too long ago, I wrote about how Jessica Biel was spotted kissing a girl at a night clubin New York.  It was a good post, but as far as evidence went, well, we had the "source's" word to take for it.  —  But all that's different now, with these new pictures.

Jennifer Garner is Not Pregnant  —  You can tell by these photos of Jennifer Garner with her daughter Violet, as well as the photos after the jump, that she is not with child.  There is no baby bump.  Let us move on, and focus on the baby that she does have.  Little Violet seems to be growing up quite quickly.

Christina Aguilera's Sexy Lingerie Photo Shoot  —  The first thing that came to my mind when I saw these Christina Aguilera lingerie pictures was that I'd have a very hard time writing about them.  Yes, I could mention that I'd sell my soul to the devil just for her to surprise me in my bed …

KYLIE STARTS THE PARTY  —  Looking absolutely gorgeous in animal print, Kylie made a very public appearance over the weekend.  —  She appeared on stage to welcome the Scissor Sisters for their free gig in London.  —  She introduced the group at their Trafalgar Square concert …

Taylor Hanson, Wife Welcome Baby No. 3  —  Taylor Hanson, the middle brother in the band Hanson, and his wife, Natalie, have welcomed their third child, a son, the band announced on its official Web site.  —  River Samuel Hanson was born on Sept. 4, in Tulsa, Okla. "River is an incredible addition …

Britney Spears Names It  —  Although it took a while, Mr. and Mrs. Spears finally revealed the name of their second child late Friday - Sutton Pierce Federline.  Britney reportedly chose the name because she wanted both her kids to have the same initials.  —  I'm not sold on this name because …

Elton John Plays Tennis Like a Girl  —  Elton John is like a fat rhino trying to kiss a sweet hummingbird as he plays at some tennis charity event.  They should've made that ball out of a marshmallow, because then he might be doing a better job.  Actually, he'd swallow that thing in a quick second.

Reverend slams Simpsons: "Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither"  —  Adding to Jess's troubles is news that she and her sister Ashlee have been attacked by a Christian minister for using sex to sell their CDs.  —  Although Jessica's and Ashlee's raunchy film clips and photo shoots …