Bad trip: Drugs seized on Willie Nelson's tour bus  —  Next time he goes "On the Road Again," Willie Nelson might want to be careful about what he packs for the trip.  —  The 73-year-old country music legend and four fellow musicians were cited for misdemeanor drug possession yesterday …

Brad's mission, if he chooses to accept it, is to take Tom's job  —  Brad Pitt has been lined up to replace Tom Cruise in the next Mission Impossible film.  It is a move that will make Pitt the highest-paid actor in Hollywood history.  —  Paramount Pictures, the company behind the franchise …

Aaron Carter's Vegas Engagement  —  Carter and Peniche in Las Vegas  —  Singer Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche, the bride-to-be confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "I'm very excited about it," Peniche tells PEOPLE.  "Aaron is the most genuine person I know.

Cipel airs his unhappiness over Oprah's chat with McG  —  Oprah Winfrey is wrong to promote former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey's book on her show today, says his former homeland security adviser Golan Cipel.  —  McGreevey claims in his book, "The Confession," that Cipel was his lover …

Here Comes the Gibson  —  Mel Gibson walked his oldest of the Gibson brood down the aisle on Saturday.  The beautiful bride, Hannah, married blues boy Kenny Wayne Shepard at the self erected Holy Family Catholic Church in Agoura Hills.  It is rumored that the enitre ceremony was spoken in Latin.

Teri's nipples get removed  —  TERI HATCHER is furious with Desperate Housewives bosses, because they keep digitally reducing the size of her nipples.  —  The brunette beauty's excitable nipples mean producers have to spend thousands on computer wizardry to clean up the sexy shots.

Tara Reid downgrades order from full to half rack  —  These may very well be the last recorded pictures of Tara Reid's extra enormous funbags.  See, the former actress thought that engorged sweater puppies would help her career, but unfortunately her vision of that career probably involved more roles and less constant mocking.

Studio 60 on The Sunset Strip  —  I didn't do anything to prepare for this recap.  I did the best I could to stay away from the glowing reviews and anticipation this show has been generating since the fall '06 upfronts back in May.  I wanted to approach this with as little bias as possible.

Is Lindsay Lohan saying cheerio to the U.S.?  —  Plus: Scientology gets blasted Down Under for exhibit on psychiatry  —  Is Lindsay Lohan moving to England?  —  The "Mean Girls" star has been visiting England lately — where she made the news in Internet blogs by exiting a car sans her skivvies …

Penn: No Interest in Running for Office  —  The politically passionate Sean Penn has no interest in running for office, yet he's a potent demagogue on the big screen.  —  In a new adaptation of Robert Penn Warren's novel "All the King's Men," Penn stars as Willie Stark …

A photo op pays off for Anna Nicole  —  Reality show star Anna Nicole Smith, who suffered a shocking tragedy last week with the death of her 20-year-old son, might need some new handlers.  —  Reps for the 38-year-old Smith and her photo agent, Getty Images, have received more than $600,000 …

K-Fed Giving Fans the Boot  —  Kevin Federline may be riding his wife's coattails, but now fans—it could be plural—have the chance to walk in his shoes.  —  In an effort to rack up some early sales for his upcoming album, Playing With Fire, K-Fed will give away the sneakers he wore during …

KYLIE STARTS THE PARTY  —  Looking absolutely gorgeous in animal print, Kylie made a very public appearance over the weekend.  —  She appeared on stage to welcome the Scissor Sisters for their free gig in London.  —  She introduced the group at their Trafalgar Square concert …

Paper Apologizes for Fake Kidman Quotes  —  Scotland's Daily Record has issued an apology to Nicole Kidman after publishing quotes it claimed she'd made about Angelina Jolie's charity work.  —  "In an article published on Friday, Sept. 8, we attributed comments to Nicole Kidman in relation to Angelina Jolie.

Reverend slams Simpsons: "Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither"  —  Adding to Jess's troubles is news that she and her sister Ashlee have been attacked by a Christian minister for using sex to sell their CDs.  —  Although Jessica's and Ashlee's raunchy film clips and photo shoots …

Taylor Hanson, Wife Welcome Baby No. 3  —  Taylor Hanson, the middle brother in the band Hanson, and his wife, Natalie, have welcomed their third child, a son, the band announced on its official Web site.  —  River Samuel Hanson was born on Sept. 4, in Tulsa, Okla. "River is an incredible addition …

Here's Johhny!  —  While working with Jack Nicholson on the new film "The Departed" Leonardo DiCaprio admits he was terrified of Jack.  The former "Shimmer" star used the means of matches, a bottle of whisky, and a gun to put the fear into Leo as well as his character.

Victoria Beckham Slips a Nip  —  Maybe?  Is it a nip slip?  And who is Lurch?  Does the woman know how to smile?  —  My favorite photo from the set is the one on the upper right.  I so want to know what they are looking at.  —  More photos of a busting out Victoria Beckham after the jump.

Mariska Hargitay's father, Mickey Hargitay, dies  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Former Mr. Universe turned actor Mickey Hargitay, the onetime husband of Hollywood bombshell Jayne Mansfield and father of Emmy-winning actress Mariska Hargitay, has died at the age of 80.

Kate Moss Designs for Topshop  —  After supporting Fashion Week in NYC, Kate is back home celebrating London's Fashion Week.  Moss is already the face of a record 14 ad campaigns, and she may now be adding designer to her resume as well.  The latest rumor is that Kate is working on designing a new line for Topshop, a hot London store.