Kevin Federline has only 26 years more to live!  —  All those Britney Spears fans who don't approve of her hubby Kevin Federline only need to put up with him for another 26 years, for that's how long he's predicted to live.  —  Kevin Federline at Virgin Mobile's Save the Penny Rally on June 21, 2006 in New York City.

Cipel airs his unhappiness over Oprah's chat with McG  —  Oprah Winfrey is wrong to promote former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey's book on her show today, says his former homeland security adviser Golan Cipel.  —  McGreevey claims in his book, "The Confession," that Cipel was his lover …

Bad trip: Drugs seized on Willie Nelson's tour bus  —  Next time he goes "On the Road Again," Willie Nelson might want to be careful about what he packs for the trip.  —  The 73-year-old country music legend and four fellow musicians were cited for misdemeanor drug possession yesterday …

Aaron Carter's Vegas Engagement  —  Carter and Peniche in Las Vegas  —  Singer Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche, the bride-to-be confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "I'm very excited about it," Peniche tells PEOPLE.  "Aaron is the most genuine person I know.

Brad's mission, if he chooses to accept it, is to take Tom's job  —  Brad Pitt has been lined up to replace Tom Cruise in the next Mission Impossible film.  It is a move that will make Pitt the highest-paid actor in Hollywood history.  —  Paramount Pictures, the company behind the franchise …

Teri's nipples get removed  —  TERI HATCHER is furious with Desperate Housewives bosses, because they keep digitally reducing the size of her nipples.  —  The brunette beauty's excitable nipples mean producers have to spend thousands on computer wizardry to clean up the sexy shots.

Studio 60 on The Sunset Strip  —  I didn't do anything to prepare for this recap.  I did the best I could to stay away from the glowing reviews and anticipation this show has been generating since the fall '06 upfronts back in May.  I wanted to approach this with as little bias as possible.

Is Lindsay Lohan saying cheerio to the U.S.?  —  Plus: Scientology gets blasted Down Under for exhibit on psychiatry  —  Is Lindsay Lohan moving to England?  —  The "Mean Girls" star has been visiting England lately — where she made the news in Internet blogs by exiting a car sans her skivvies …

Penn: No Interest in Running for Office  —  The politically passionate Sean Penn has no interest in running for office, yet he's a potent demagogue on the big screen.  —  In a new adaptation of Robert Penn Warren's novel "All the King's Men," Penn stars as Willie Stark …

CAMPBELL BROWN TOO SEXY FOR TODAY?  —  There are worse things to be than a foxy young woman without kids—unless you want to score a co-anchor slot on NBC's Today Show.  Despite widespread reports that Campbell Brown, co-host of the top-rated morning show's weekend edition …

A photo op pays off for Anna Nicole  —  Reality show star Anna Nicole Smith, who suffered a shocking tragedy last week with the death of her 20-year-old son, might need some new handlers.  —  Reps for the 38-year-old Smith and her photo agent, Getty Images, have received more than $600,000 …

KYLIE STARTS THE PARTY  —  Looking absolutely gorgeous in animal print, Kylie made a very public appearance over the weekend.  —  She appeared on stage to welcome the Scissor Sisters for their free gig in London.  —  She introduced the group at their Trafalgar Square concert …

Paper Apologizes for Fake Kidman Quotes  —  Scotland's Daily Record has issued an apology to Nicole Kidman after publishing quotes it claimed she'd made about Angelina Jolie's charity work.  —  "In an article published on Friday, Sept. 8, we attributed comments to Nicole Kidman in relation to Angelina Jolie.

Reverend slams Simpsons: "Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither"  —  Adding to Jess's troubles is news that she and her sister Ashlee have been attacked by a Christian minister for using sex to sell their CDs.  —  Although Jessica's and Ashlee's raunchy film clips and photo shoots …

Mariska Hargitay's father, Mickey Hargitay, dies  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Former Mr. Universe turned actor Mickey Hargitay, the onetime husband of Hollywood bombshell Jayne Mansfield and father of Emmy-winning actress Mariska Hargitay, has died at the age of 80.

Victoria Beckham Slips a Nip  —  Maybe?  Is it a nip slip?  And who is Lurch?  Does the woman know how to smile?  —  My favorite photo from the set is the one on the upper right.  I so want to know what they are looking at.  —  More photos of a busting out Victoria Beckham after the jump.

Taylor Hanson, Wife Welcome Baby No. 3  —  Taylor Hanson, the middle brother in the band Hanson, and his wife, Natalie, have welcomed their third child, a son, the band announced on its official Web site.  —  River Samuel Hanson was born on Sept. 4, in Tulsa, Okla. "River is an incredible addition …

Here's Johhny!  —  While working with Jack Nicholson on the new film "The Departed" Leonardo DiCaprio admits he was terrified of Jack.  The former "Shimmer" star used the means of matches, a bottle of whisky, and a gun to put the fear into Leo as well as his character.