Cipel airs his unhappiness over Oprah's chat with McG  —  Oprah Winfrey is wrong to promote former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey's book on her show today, says his former homeland security adviser Golan Cipel.  —  McGreevey claims in his book, "The Confession," that Cipel was his lover …

Kevin Federline has only 26 years more to live!  —  All those Britney Spears fans who don't approve of her hubby Kevin Federline only need to put up with him for another 26 years, for that's how long he's predicted to live.  —  Kevin Federline at Virgin Mobile's Save the Penny Rally on June 21, 2006 in New York City.

Bad trip: Drugs seized on Willie Nelson's tour bus  —  Next time he goes "On the Road Again," Willie Nelson might want to be careful about what he packs for the trip.  —  The 73-year-old country music legend and four fellow musicians were cited for misdemeanor drug possession yesterday …

Aaron Carter's Vegas Engagement  —  Carter and Peniche in Las Vegas  —  Singer Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche, the bride-to-be confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "I'm very excited about it," Peniche tells PEOPLE.  "Aaron is the most genuine person I know.

A photo op pays off for Anna Nicole  —  Reality show star Anna Nicole Smith, who suffered a shocking tragedy last week with the death of her 20-year-old son, might need some new handlers.  —  Reps for the 38-year-old Smith and her photo agent, Getty Images, have received more than $600,000 …

Is Lindsay Lohan saying cheerio to the U.S.?  —  Plus: Scientology gets blasted Down Under for exhibit on psychiatry  —  Is Lindsay Lohan moving to England?  —  The "Mean Girls" star has been visiting England lately — where she made the news in Internet blogs by exiting a car sans her skivvies …

Brad's mission, if he chooses to accept it, is to take Tom's job  —  Brad Pitt has been lined up to replace Tom Cruise in the next Mission Impossible film.  It is a move that will make Pitt the highest-paid actor in Hollywood history.  —  Paramount Pictures, the company behind the franchise …

CAMPBELL BROWN TOO SEXY FOR TODAY?  —  There are worse things to be than a foxy young woman without kids—unless you want to score a co-anchor slot on NBC's Today Show.  Despite widespread reports that Campbell Brown, co-host of the top-rated morning show's weekend edition …

Studio 60 on The Sunset Strip  —  I didn't do anything to prepare for this recap.  I did the best I could to stay away from the glowing reviews and anticipation this show has been generating since the fall '06 upfronts back in May.  I wanted to approach this with as little bias as possible.

Reverend slams Simpsons: "Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither"  —  Adding to Jess's troubles is news that she and her sister Ashlee have been attacked by a Christian minister for using sex to sell their CDs.  —  Although Jessica's and Ashlee's raunchy film clips and photo shoots …

Penn: No Interest in Running for Office  —  The politically passionate Sean Penn has no interest in running for office, yet he's a potent demagogue on the big screen.  —  In a new adaptation of Robert Penn Warren's novel "All the King's Men," Penn stars as Willie Stark …

Teri's nipples get removed  —  TERI HATCHER is furious with Desperate Housewives bosses, because they keep digitally reducing the size of her nipples.  —  The brunette beauty's excitable nipples mean producers have to spend thousands on computer wizardry to clean up the sexy shots.

Is SJP Expecting Baby #2?  —  Rumors are flying that Sarah Jessica is pregnant with baby number two.  Mark this as speculation, but if the reports are true, we're so thrilled for SJP, Matty B and James Wilke.  An insider says, "they've been keeping a lid on their happy news because the pregnancy is still in the early stages.

KYLIE STARTS THE PARTY  —  Looking absolutely gorgeous in animal print, Kylie made a very public appearance over the weekend.  —  She appeared on stage to welcome the Scissor Sisters for their free gig in London.  —  She introduced the group at their Trafalgar Square concert …

Paper Apologizes for Fake Kidman Quotes  —  Scotland's Daily Record has issued an apology to Nicole Kidman after publishing quotes it claimed she'd made about Angelina Jolie's charity work.  —  "In an article published on Friday, Sept. 8, we attributed comments to Nicole Kidman in relation to Angelina Jolie.

David Beckham: Victoria spends all my money  —  David Beckham is tired of wife Victoria spending all his money.  —  The former England football captain has revealed his wife is addicted to shopping and is always on the look out for new additions to her wardrobe.

Mariska Hargitay's father, Mickey Hargitay, dies  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Former Mr. Universe turned actor Mickey Hargitay, the onetime husband of Hollywood bombshell Jayne Mansfield and father of Emmy-winning actress Mariska Hargitay, has died at the age of 80.