Scarlett Johansson: I Love My Curves  —  Scarlett Johansson, who admits she prefers Snickers to Milky Way ("I like peanuts," she says), doesn't worry about having a waifish figure.  "I'm curvy - I'm never going to be 5' 11" and 120 pounds," she says. "  But I feel lucky to have what I've got.

Cipel airs his unhappiness over Oprah's chat with McG  —  Oprah Winfrey is wrong to promote former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey's book on her show today, says his former homeland security adviser Golan Cipel.  —  McGreevey claims in his book, "The Confession," that Cipel was his lover …

A photo op pays off for Anna Nicole  —  Reality show star Anna Nicole Smith, who suffered a shocking tragedy last week with the death of her 20-year-old son, might need some new handlers.  —  Reps for the 38-year-old Smith and her photo agent, Getty Images, have received more than $600,000 …

Is Lindsay Lohan saying cheerio to the U.S.?  —  Plus: Scientology gets blasted Down Under for exhibit on psychiatry  —  Is Lindsay Lohan moving to England?  —  The "Mean Girls" star has been visiting England lately — where she made the news in Internet blogs by exiting a car sans her skivvies …

Anna Nicole's Son — Fatal Drug Combo?  —  For the first time, an official in the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son has gone on the record, stating that drugs may have killed Daniel Smith.  —  Dr. Cyril Wecht, a pathologist and former coroner who was hired by Anna Nicole …

Kidman Gets an Apology  —  The Daily Record has issued an apology to Nicole Kidman for blatantly making crap up.  Last week they quoted Nicole saying she bashed Angelina's charity work and the attention that she gets for it.  When we first saw the report we thought it seemed a bit odd.

Kate and Pete romp at Priory  —  KATE MOSS and PETE DOHERTY shocked patients at The Priory this weekend - by getting jiggy with it on the lawns.  —  The frisky pair got so horny they were a moment away from having full-blown sex on a bench when they got rumbled.

"View" Too Rosie-Colored For Elisabeth?  —  As TMZ told you recently, Rosie's having a tough time blending in at "The View" - and today, reports suggest that Elisabeth Hasselbeck can't quite hack her outspoken co-host either, and it's making her cry "every day."

JOE SIMPSON'S MONEY SHOTS  —  These days, canny celebrities know that by cozying up to individual photographers or agencies, they can influence how they are portrayed, discourage stalkerazzos, and even make a few bucks.  Crass as it sounds, no one bats an eye anymore at the star who earns …

Aaron Carter's Vegas Engagement  —  Carter and Peniche in Las Vegas  —  Singer Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche, the bride-to-be confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "I'm very excited about it," Peniche tells PEOPLE.  "Aaron is the most genuine person I know.

Um, No  —  Ladies, you need to stop cutting your hair.  What was wrong with your long locks?  The choppy cut is not working here.  —  (Image source)

Bam: I DID Bang Jessica!  —  Bam Margera was on the Howard Stern show this morning to promote his new movie, Jackass: Number Two, and the rumored fling of Jessica Simpson revealed that (according to him) he did in fact hook up with the Newlyweds star while she was still married to Nick Lachey.

CAMPBELL BROWN TOO SEXY FOR TODAY?  —  There are worse things to be than a foxy young woman without kids—unless you want to score a co-anchor slot on NBC's Today Show.  Despite widespread reports that Campbell Brown, co-host of the top-rated morning show's weekend edition …

Sophie Monk Nipple Slip?  —  You're probably wondering who the hell this hottie is.  Well her name is Sophie Monk and she's dating Benji Madden, the guitarist from that Backstreet Boy rip-off group, Good Charlotte.  Now, usually I would go into detail about how much a poser this guy …

Jessica Simpson Is Ready For Winter!  —  I think Jessica wants to skip fall altogether and go straight to winter.  One gigantic ugly navy sweater, knee high mucklucks and a big ugly black bag, what a great outfit!  Not too mention someone needs to get to the salon for some much needed hair help!

Kevin Federline has only 26 years more to live!  —  All those Britney Spears fans who don't approve of her hubby Kevin Federline only need to put up with him for another 26 years, for that's how long he's predicted to live.  —  Kevin Federline at Virgin Mobile's Save the Penny Rally on June 21, 2006 in New York City.

Studio 60 on The Sunset Strip  —  I didn't do anything to prepare for this recap.  I did the best I could to stay away from the glowing reviews and anticipation this show has been generating since the fall '06 upfronts back in May.  I wanted to approach this with as little bias as possible.

Is SJP Expecting Baby #2?  —  Rumors are flying that Sarah Jessica is pregnant with baby number two.  Mark this as speculation, but if the reports are true, we're so thrilled for SJP, Matty B and James Wilke.  An insider says, "they've been keeping a lid on their happy news because the pregnancy is still in the early stages.

BONO'S BEST  —  AT least Bono gave Dina Lohan some love on her birthday.  The other night at the Hudson Hotel, where the U2 frontman and his wife, Ali Hewson, celebrated the launch of Hewson-designed T-shirts to benefit the One antipoverty campaign, a buoyant Bono told the crowd …

David Beckham: Victoria spends all my money  —  David Beckham is tired of wife Victoria spending all his money.  —  The former England football captain has revealed his wife is addicted to shopping and is always on the look out for new additions to her wardrobe.