Scarlett Johansson: I Love My Curves  —  Scarlett Johansson, who admits she prefers Snickers to Milky Way ("I like peanuts," she says), doesn't worry about having a waifish figure.  "I'm curvy - I'm never going to be 5' 11" and 120 pounds," she says. "  But I feel lucky to have what I've got.

Kate and Pete romp at Priory  —  KATE MOSS and PETE DOHERTY shocked patients at The Priory this weekend - by getting jiggy with it on the lawns.  —  The frisky pair got so horny they were a moment away from having full-blown sex on a bench when they got rumbled.

A photo op pays off for Anna Nicole  —  Reality show star Anna Nicole Smith, who suffered a shocking tragedy last week with the death of her 20-year-old son, might need some new handlers.  —  Reps for the 38-year-old Smith and her photo agent, Getty Images, have received more than $600,000 …

Cipel airs his unhappiness over Oprah's chat with McG  —  Oprah Winfrey is wrong to promote former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey's book on her show today, says his former homeland security adviser Golan Cipel.  —  McGreevey claims in his book, "The Confession," that Cipel was his lover …

Hairy Pitt  —  By the looks of all the paparazzi camped out around the Spederline mansion in Malibu, Ca it would seem that little Sutton Pierce Federline has finally come home with his parents Britney Spears and Kevin Federline and his older brother Sean Preston.

Is Lindsay Lohan saying cheerio to the U.S.?  —  Plus: Scientology gets blasted Down Under for exhibit on psychiatry  —  Is Lindsay Lohan moving to England?  —  The "Mean Girls" star has been visiting England lately — where she made the news in Internet blogs by exiting a car sans her skivvies …

John Mayer Makes Some New Friends  —  That is one sweaty John Mayer.  I guess that's what performing will do to ya.  John got a visit from Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal (where was Matthew?) after one of his recent concerts, and posed for the camera with the pair and some fans.

Anna Nicole's Son — Fatal Drug Combo?  —  For the first time, an official in the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son has gone on the record, stating that drugs may have killed Daniel Smith.  —  Dr. Cyril Wecht, a pathologist and former coroner who was hired by Anna Nicole …

Kidman Gets an Apology  —  The Daily Record has issued an apology to Nicole Kidman for blatantly making crap up.  Last week they quoted Nicole saying she bashed Angelina's charity work and the attention that she gets for it.  When we first saw the report we thought it seemed a bit odd.

Sophie Monk Nipple Slip?  —  You're probably wondering who the hell this hottie is.  Well her name is Sophie Monk and she's dating Benji Madden, the guitarist from that Backstreet Boy rip-off group, Good Charlotte.  Now, usually I would go into detail about how much a poser this guy …

"View" Too Rosie-Colored For Elisabeth?  —  As TMZ told you recently, Rosie's having a tough time blending in at "The View" - and today, reports suggest that Elisabeth Hasselbeck can't quite hack her outspoken co-host either, and it's making her cry "every day."

JOE SIMPSON'S MONEY SHOTS  —  These days, canny celebrities know that by cozying up to individual photographers or agencies, they can influence how they are portrayed, discourage stalkerazzos, and even make a few bucks.  Crass as it sounds, no one bats an eye anymore at the star who earns …

David Duchovny is alive!  —  David Duchovny hasn't had much success since The X-Files and walking around with a sweaty back and booty is definitely not going to help him get back to his sex symbol days as Agent Muldor.  This isn't even Red Shoe Diaries sexy.  —  Pictures by OutOfSightMedia.com

Um, No  —  Ladies, you need to stop cutting your hair.  What was wrong with your long locks?  The choppy cut is not working here.  —  (Image source)

K-Fed to Die in 2032  —  Kevin Federline will die in 26 years, at least according to Blender magazine.  —  In the October issue, the music mag estimates when "your favorite pop star" will croak.  Taking into account Mr. Britney Spears' age, height, smoking habits, alleged love of alcohol …

John Joins the Boys  —  John Mayer claims to not want to be a publicity whore but he's gone from hanging out with Jessica to chillin' with Lance and Jakey G. I'd say that is a sure way to get your picture taken.  Seriously, what is going on here?  Has John replaced Matthew in the threesome?

CAMPBELL BROWN TOO SEXY FOR TODAY?  —  There are worse things to be than a foxy young woman without kids—unless you want to score a co-anchor slot on NBC's Today Show.  Despite widespread reports that Campbell Brown, co-host of the top-rated morning show's weekend edition …

Lindsay Lohan ventures out  —  Not even a broken arm can slow down Lindsay Lohan as she ventured out to El Fornaio Delle Spiaggia restaurant in Santa Monica.  I wonder why she went to such great lengths to hide the cast/brace?  —  Pictures by London Entertainment and Darren Banks