Scarlett Johansson: I Love My Curves  —  Scarlett Johansson, who admits she prefers Snickers to Milky Way ("I like peanuts," she says), doesn't worry about having a waifish figure.  "I'm curvy - I'm never going to be 5' 11" and 120 pounds," she says. "  But I feel lucky to have what I've got.

A photo op pays off for Anna Nicole  —  Reality show star Anna Nicole Smith, who suffered a shocking tragedy last week with the death of her 20-year-old son, might need some new handlers.  —  Reps for the 38-year-old Smith and her photo agent, Getty Images, have received more than $600,000 …

LATEST BUZZ IS IN A CAN  —  SUGARY 'COCAINE' DRINK  —  A new energy drink that crashed runway parties last week is called Cocaine, and its makers are billing it as "the legal alternative" to the white powder drug.  —  The drink's maker maintains that "doing Cocaine" - the beverage …

Hairy Pitt  —  By the looks of all the paparazzi camped out around the Spederline mansion in Malibu, Ca it would seem that little Sutton Pierce Federline has finally come home with his parents Britney Spears and Kevin Federline and his older brother Sean Preston.

Cipel airs his unhappiness over Oprah's chat with McG  —  Oprah Winfrey is wrong to promote former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey's book on her show today, says his former homeland security adviser Golan Cipel.  —  McGreevey claims in his book, "The Confession," that Cipel was his lover …

Kate and Pete romp at Priory  —  KATE MOSS and PETE DOHERTY shocked patients at The Priory this weekend - by getting jiggy with it on the lawns.  —  The frisky pair got so horny they were a moment away from having full-blown sex on a bench when they got rumbled.

Jessica Simpson is Back To Normal  —  It only took Jessica Simpson two days to get back to looking like hell.  Nice cloak.  Is she supposed to be a geisha girl or a Sith Lord?  I can't tell.  Maybe she's a samurai.  Either way, I have to give it up to Ken Paves.

Is Lindsay Lohan saying cheerio to the U.S.?  —  Plus: Scientology gets blasted Down Under for exhibit on psychiatry  —  Is Lindsay Lohan moving to England?  —  The "Mean Girls" star has been visiting England lately — where she made the news in Internet blogs by exiting a car sans her skivvies …

Anna Nicole's Son — Fatal Drug Combo?  —  For the first time, an official in the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son has gone on the record, stating that drugs may have killed Daniel Smith.  —  Dr. Cyril Wecht, a pathologist and former coroner who was hired by Anna Nicole …

Sophie Monk Nipple Slip?  —  You're probably wondering who the hell this hottie is.  Well her name is Sophie Monk and she's dating Benji Madden, the guitarist from that Backstreet Boy rip-off group, Good Charlotte.  Now, usually I would go into detail about how much a poser this guy …

Bobby Brown: 'I'm Saddened' by Divorce  —  Commenting for the first time about his split from Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown tells PEOPLE, "I'm really saddened by the whole situation."  —  Brown spoke to PEOPLE on his cell phone from Boston, where he'd flown in from Los Angeles to celebrate …

Fergie tells gay fans to quit drugs  —  LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has warned the gay community to stop taking drugs.  —  The 31-year-old singer, who has just released her first solo single 'London Bridge, issued the stern advice to homosexuals who are regulars …

David Duchovny is alive!  —  David Duchovny hasn't had much success since The X-Files and walking around with a sweaty back and booty is definitely not going to help him get back to his sex symbol days as Agent Muldor.  This isn't even Red Shoe Diaries sexy.  —  Pictures by OutOfSightMedia.com

Putcha Hands Up On Yo Hips  —  "Put your hands up on your hips...when I dip, you dip, we dip..."  —  Enjoy these new fan pictures of Prison Break's Wentworth Miller, Dominic Purcell, and Amaury Nolasco.  The Amuary picture was taken this past Saturday Night outside of Ghost Bar in Dallas, TX.

John Joins the Boys  —  John Mayer claims to not want to be a publicity whore but he's gone from hanging out with Jessica to chillin' with Lance and Jakey G. I'd say that is a sure way to get your picture taken.  Seriously, what is going on here?  Has John replaced Matthew in the threesome?

JOE SIMPSON'S MONEY SHOTS  —  These days, canny celebrities know that by cozying up to individual photographers or agencies, they can influence how they are portrayed, discourage stalkerazzos, and even make a few bucks.  Crass as it sounds, no one bats an eye anymore at the star who earns …

"View" Too Rosie-Colored For Elisabeth?  —  As TMZ told you recently, Rosie's having a tough time blending in at "The View" - and today, reports suggest that Elisabeth Hasselbeck can't quite hack her outspoken co-host either, and it's making her cry "every day."

Um, No  —  Ladies, you need to stop cutting your hair.  What was wrong with your long locks?  The choppy cut is not working here.  —  (Image source)

Finally, some fun for the celeb gossip loving mathematicians among us!  —  Leave it to the NY Times to take the mystery that is celebrity nuptial agreements and boil it down to a mathematical equation.  An equation that makes my head at to look at since I haven't done math other than working out tips since 2001, but math nonetheless.