Scarlett Johansson: I Love My Curves  —  Scarlett Johansson, who admits she prefers Snickers to Milky Way ("I like peanuts," she says), doesn't worry about having a waifish figure.  "I'm curvy - I'm never going to be 5' 11" and 120 pounds," she says. "  But I feel lucky to have what I've got.

Anna Nicole's Son — Fatal Drug Combo?  —  For the first time, an official in the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son has gone on the record, stating that drugs may have killed Daniel Smith.  —  Dr. Cyril Wecht, a pathologist and former coroner who was hired by Anna Nicole …

Jessica Simpson is Back To Normal  —  It only took Jessica Simpson two days to get back to looking like hell.  Nice cloak.  Is she supposed to be a geisha girl or a Sith Lord?  I can't tell.  Maybe she's a samurai.  Either way, I have to give it up to Ken Paves.

Is Fergie Singing about Perez Hilton?  —  The celebrity blogger believes there's a track about him on her new album  —  Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton often breaks news on his popular website, but it's his witty, catty and often vulgar commentary about celebs that made him a star.

Kate and Pete romp at Priory  —  KATE MOSS and PETE DOHERTY shocked patients at The Priory this weekend - by getting jiggy with it on the lawns.  —  The frisky pair got so horny they were a moment away from having full-blown sex on a bench when they got rumbled.

Cipel airs his unhappiness over Oprah's chat with McG  —  Oprah Winfrey is wrong to promote former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey's book on her show today, says his former homeland security adviser Golan Cipel.  —  McGreevey claims in his book, "The Confession," that Cipel was his lover …

Is Lindsay Lohan saying cheerio to the U.S.?  —  Plus: Scientology gets blasted Down Under for exhibit on psychiatry  —  Is Lindsay Lohan moving to England?  —  The "Mean Girls" star has been visiting England lately — where she made the news in Internet blogs by exiting a car sans her skivvies …

A photo op pays off for Anna Nicole  —  Reality show star Anna Nicole Smith, who suffered a shocking tragedy last week with the death of her 20-year-old son, might need some new handlers.  —  Reps for the 38-year-old Smith and her photo agent, Getty Images, have received more than $600,000 …

Tiger's wife in topless pics storm as the WABs* fly in  —  * that's wives and birdies, of course  —  Tiger Woods has reacted with fury after a Dublin magazine printed topless photos of a woman which it wrongly claimed it was the superstar golfer's wife.  —  Woods and the United States team …

Sophie Monk Nipple Slip?  —  You're probably wondering who the hell this hottie is.  Well her name is Sophie Monk and she's dating Benji Madden, the guitarist from that Backstreet Boy rip-off group, Good Charlotte.  Now, usually I would go into detail about how much a poser this guy …

Hairy Pitt  —  By the looks of all the paparazzi camped out around the Spederline mansion in Malibu, Ca it would seem that little Sutton Pierce Federline has finally come home with his parents Britney Spears and Kevin Federline and his older brother Sean Preston.

Finally, some fun for the celeb gossip loving mathematicians among us!  —  Leave it to the NY Times to take the mystery that is celebrity nuptial agreements and boil it down to a mathematical equation.  An equation that makes my head at to look at since I haven't done math other than working out tips since 2001, but math nonetheless.

LATEST BUZZ IS IN A CAN  —  SUGARY 'COCAINE' DRINK  —  A new energy drink that crashed runway parties last week is called Cocaine, and its makers are billing it as "the legal alternative" to the white powder drug.  —  The drink's maker maintains that "doing Cocaine" - the beverage …

Ashley Olsen Attempts To Hide  —  Hey Ashley, you may want to rethink the whole hiding behind the purse as big of your head strategy.  It may help if you hide behind it prior your exit from the store, because as proven by this photo set, before you had time to "hide" behind your bag …

David Duchovny is alive!  —  David Duchovny hasn't had much success since The X-Files and walking around with a sweaty back and booty is definitely not going to help him get back to his sex symbol days as Agent Muldor.  This isn't even Red Shoe Diaries sexy.  —  Pictures by OutOfSightMedia.com

Bobby Brown: 'I'm Saddened' by Divorce  —  Commenting for the first time about his split from Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown tells PEOPLE, "I'm really saddened by the whole situation."  —  Brown spoke to PEOPLE on his cell phone from Boston, where he'd flown in from Los Angeles to celebrate …