Begorrah!  Leprechaun theme park for Jackson?  —  Plus: Simpson's dad wants to run Daisy Duke barbecue chain  —  Looks like Michael Jackson has taken a liking to the wee folk of Ireland.  —  The "Thriller" singer, who left the U.S. for the Mideast following his acquittal on sex charges …

Cameron Diaz is Scary  —  If there are any those of you left who still think Cameron Diaz is a "Hollywood beauty", please look at these pictures of Anne Rice her at Justin Timberlake's release party for FutureSex/LoveSounds.  That isn't beautiful.  That's something you hang up outside during Halloween to scare little children.

Kate & Owen (Sort Of) Go Public  —  It's no longer a secret: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are definitely out and about and having a fun time together.  —  Hudson, who separated from Chris Robinson in August, and Wilson are keeping a relatively low profile - but are spending more time together …

Rupert Everetts: The Spermless Wonder  —  Rupert Everett has admitted that he has no sperm left!  The British actor recently told London's Daily Telegraph it's a result of being on alopecia (baldness) medication.  Rupert admits he would rather have hair than sperm!

Matt LeBlanc's Divorce Finalized  —  Former Friends star Matt LeBlanc and his wife of three years, Melissa McKnight, finalized their divorce Wednesday, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.  —  LeBlanc and McKnight will share joint and legal custody over their 2-year-old daughter …

Brad and Angelina Are Still Saving The World  —  Sometimes I just want to—okay no, correction—all the time I want to slap these two.  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are once again making headlines NOT doing something scandalously unhumanitarian.  They've set up a charitable foundation cleverly named …

The Future Lady Blythe Danner-McCartney?  —  It just doesn't flow well does it?  But that isn't stopping Stella McCartney and Gwyneth Paltrow from attempting a weird version of "Parent Trap."  —  Gwen and Stella, who are BFF, feel that Paul and Blythe would get along swimmingly due …

Exclusive: Jared Leto Loves Rock, Hates Blogs  —  30 Seconds To Mars' Jared Leto Talks Rock, Beautiful Lies & Why Bloggers Should Die  —  Most folks know Jared Leto from his role as the hunky love interest on MTV's My So Called Life and flicks like Requiem for a Dream and Panic Room.

Petra Nemcova: My Struggle to Be Thin  —  Model Petra Nemcova knows what it's like to struggle to be a size zero in order to stay on the runway - and says she went on brutal diets and even took laxatives to stay thin.  —  "I went through so many diets in my life.  I've been very, very skinny.

LIKE I AIN'T TOO BRIGHT: PARIS  —  IN an understatement of the ages, Paris Hilton told Los Angeles cops she's not the brightest bulb in Hollywood's chandelier.  —  The heir head told investigators probing the home-invasion robbery of "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis that she's not a reliable witness.

Fergie's Bra Ruins A Good Post  —  In the last week, Fergie revealed that she used to be addicted to meth and that she's also sick of people writing about her on the Internet.  Well, here she is on MTV's TRL where we discover that Fergie wears a bra, which kind of sucks because I would have loved …

David Spade's career is taking off!  —  David Spade dressed up as a 'gay fireman' (seriously, that's what he is supposed to be) for the movie 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry' starring Adam Sandler and Jessica Biel.  I guess that summer romance with Heather Locklear is really opening some doors for Spade what's next 'Joe Dirt 2?'

Clay Aiken Says Sexuality, Private Life Are Nobody's Business  —  Pop Star Hopes Fans Will Judge Him on Music, Not Rumors  —  Former "American Idol" star Clay Aiken believes that his sexuality and private life are his business and no one else's.  —  "I've gotten to a point now where I …

CHICKEN BLINGS  —  Beyonce and co will feast on fowl fast food at awards ceremony  —  IT'S meant to be the most blinging night in the showbiz calendar, where guests should feast on champagne and caviar.  —  But organisers at tonight's Mobos have ruffled a few feathers by drafting …

The 2006 American Music Awards Nominees Announced  —  Nominees for the "2006 American Music Awards" were announced today at a press conference in Beverly Hills.  Actress Carmen Electra and platinum recording artist and actor, Tyrese made the announcement revealing the nominees in each of eight categories of music.

Tiger Enraged by 'Satire' of His Wife  —  Tiger Woods said Wednesday he was outraged that an Irish magazine and tabloid linked photos of his wife, Elin Nordegren, to pornographic Web sites, and his agent is debating whether to sue, the Associated Press reports.

"SNL" Drops Sanz, Parnell, Mitchell  —  Come next week, Studio 8H is going to be a little emptier than usual.  —  After nearly a month of speculation regarding the fates  —  of several Saturday Night Live castmembers, roundabout confirmation finally arrives from NBC: Regulars Chris Parnell …

Photog says 'E.T.' money an alien idea  —  Freelance photojournalist Larry Birkhead - who claims to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's newborn daughter - yesterday insisted he's not trying to cash in on the tragedy that has befallen his ex-girlfriend.  —  Television insiders told Lowdown …

Ashlee Laughs Off Reverend's Curse  —  Though keeping mum on plastic surgery rumors, Ashlee Simpson had no problem talking about the "curse" put on her by a Texas priest.  —  Reverend Harrington recently slammed both Ashlee and sister Jessica, saying the girls "breasts will sag and their faces …