Begorrah!  Leprechaun theme park for Jackson?  —  Plus: Simpson's dad wants to run Daisy Duke barbecue chain  —  Looks like Michael Jackson has taken a liking to the wee folk of Ireland.  —  The "Thriller" singer, who left the U.S. for the Mideast following his acquittal on sex charges …

Matt LeBlanc's Divorce Finalized  —  Former Friends star Matt LeBlanc and his wife of three years, Melissa McKnight, finalized their divorce Wednesday, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.  —  LeBlanc and McKnight will share joint and legal custody over their 2-year-old daughter …

Petra Nemcova: My Struggle to Be Thin  —  Model Petra Nemcova knows what it's like to struggle to be a size zero in order to stay on the runway - and says she went on brutal diets and even took laxatives to stay thin.  —  "I went through so many diets in my life.  I've been very, very skinny.

Kate & Owen (Sort Of) Go Public  —  It's no longer a secret: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are definitely out and about and having a fun time together.  —  Hudson, who separated from Chris Robinson in August, and Wilson are keeping a relatively low profile - but are spending more time together …

Brad and Angelina Are Still Saving The World  —  Sometimes I just want to—okay no, correction—all the time I want to slap these two.  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are once again making headlines NOT doing something scandalously unhumanitarian.  They've set up a charitable foundation cleverly named …

Rupert Everett - "I Have No Sperm"  —  British actor Rupert Everett has admitted to being sperm-free.  —  Everett tells London's Daily Telegraph this is a result of being on alopecia (baldness) medication.  "I don't have any sperm left.  If I stop taking the pills, all my hair will fall out, but I would rather have hair than sperm."

Tiger Enraged by 'Satire' of His Wife  —  Tiger Woods said Wednesday he was outraged that an Irish magazine and tabloid linked photos of his wife, Elin Nordegren, to pornographic Web sites, and his agent is debating whether to sue, the Associated Press reports.

Cameron Diaz Cries Assault  —  Cameron Diaz really doesn't like the paparazzi.  The actress has filed a police report charging a photographer with assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly trying to hit her and boyfriend Justin Timberlake with his car.  This is going to get messy.

The 2006 American Music Awards Nominees Announced  —  Nominees for the "2006 American Music Awards" were announced today at a press conference in Beverly Hills.  Actress Carmen Electra and platinum recording artist and actor, Tyrese made the announcement revealing the nominees in each of eight categories of music.

Photog says 'E.T.' money an alien idea  —  Freelance photojournalist Larry Birkhead - who claims to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's newborn daughter - yesterday insisted he's not trying to cash in on the tragedy that has befallen his ex-girlfriend.  —  Television insiders told Lowdown …

MUSIC TO BOND TO  —  Not only does Chris Cornell have a gorgeous face, but a sexy voice as well.  BAT reader, Moog Moo, sent us this You Tube of Chris' song for the Casino Royale soundtrack.  The song is played over the Casino Royale trailer that was released a couple of weeks ago.

David Spade's career is taking off!  —  David Spade dressed up as a 'gay fireman' (seriously, that's what he is supposed to be) for the movie 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry' starring Adam Sandler and Jessica Biel.  I guess that summer romance with Heather Locklear is really opening some doors for Spade what's next 'Joe Dirt 2?'

Celebrity Manny Escapes Poopy Diaper Asphyxiation  —  Free at last!  Free at last!  Former manny and Britney Spears bodyguard, Perry Taylor is free at last.  Sadly, it looks like he's missing out on the second coming of Sean Preston (otherwise known as Sutton Pierce).

Can't The CW Budget In New Wigs?  —  I am all for the wig!  Why not?  If you're going to wear a wig at least don one that doesn't look like it was put together on your head with scotch tape.  Tyra Banks is the hotness, but she needs Ken Paves.  Her wigs are made out of alley cats.

Shanna Moakler Bounced from Dancing  —  DeSoto and Moakler on Dancing  —  Despite being eliminated on Wednesday's edition of ABC's Dancing With the Stars - after she and her pro-dancer partner Jesse DeSoto performed an only adequate mambo the night before - Shanna Moakler seemed upbeat after the show wrapped.

Paris Hilton Helps the Homeless  —  Okay, so I don't really know what to make of this video.  In it, a homeless man asks Paris Hilton for $100.  And she actually gives it to him!  —  Now, did she give him the money because there were a bunch of cameras pointed in her face, or is she really that kind?

LIKE I AIN'T TOO BRIGHT: PARIS  —  IN an understatement of the ages, Paris Hilton told Los Angeles cops she's not the brightest bulb in Hollywood's chandelier.  —  The heir head told investigators probing the home-invasion robbery of "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis that she's not a reliable witness.

Jordan Pulls A Lindsay!  —  OMG!  Two of our favorite things: Jordan and snatch shots!!!  —  That tattoo seems so out of place there.  Ewww.  —  See the uncensored versions....after the jump!  —  [ Keep reading ... ]

JLo Going for Twins?  —  We have speculated over Jennifer Lopez pregnancy rumors for years.  Now she is speaking about her baby wishes and she wants 2!  She is also supposedly undergoing fertility treatments so maybe she is hoping for twins.  While at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center …

Is that a Fergie Nipple Slip?  Thank God No  —  I never thought the day would come, but I am actually really happy that Fergie is wearing a bra.  The sometimes Black Eyed Peas singer was on TRL to promote her wretched new album, when her short cut top slipped up, revealing the underside of her bra.