Begorrah!  Leprechaun theme park for Jackson?  —  Plus: Simpson's dad wants to run Daisy Duke barbecue chain  —  Looks like Michael Jackson has taken a liking to the wee folk of Ireland.  —  The "Thriller" singer, who left the U.S. for the Mideast following his acquittal on sex charges …

Cameron Diaz is Scary  —  If there are any those of you left who still think Cameron Diaz is a "Hollywood beauty", please look at these pictures of Anne Rice her at Justin Timberlake's release party for FutureSex/LoveSounds.  That isn't beautiful.  That's something you hang up outside during Halloween to scare little children.

Kate & Owen (Sort Of) Go Public  —  It's no longer a secret: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are definitely out and about and having a fun time together.  —  Hudson, who separated from Chris Robinson in August, and Wilson are keeping a relatively low profile - but are spending more time together …

Rupert Everetts: The Spermless Wonder  —  Rupert Everett has admitted that he has no sperm left!  The British actor recently told London's Daily Telegraph it's a result of being on alopecia (baldness) medication.  Rupert admits he would rather have hair than sperm!

Matt LeBlanc's Divorce Finalized  —  Former Friends star Matt LeBlanc and his wife of three years, Melissa McKnight, finalized their divorce Wednesday, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.  —  LeBlanc and McKnight will share joint and legal custody over their 2-year-old daughter …

Brad and Angelina Are Still Saving The World  —  Sometimes I just want to—okay no, correction—all the time I want to slap these two.  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are once again making headlines NOT doing something scandalously unhumanitarian.  They've set up a charitable foundation cleverly named …

Exclusive: Jared Leto Loves Rock, Hates Blogs  —  30 Seconds To Mars' Jared Leto Talks Rock, Beautiful Lies & Why Bloggers Should Die  —  Most folks know Jared Leto from his role as the hunky love interest on MTV's My So Called Life and flicks like Requiem for a Dream and Panic Room.

Petra Nemcova: My Struggle to Be Thin  —  Model Petra Nemcova knows what it's like to struggle to be a size zero in order to stay on the runway - and says she went on brutal diets and even took laxatives to stay thin.  —  "I went through so many diets in my life.  I've been very, very skinny.

Fergie's Bra Ruins A Good Post  —  In the last week, Fergie revealed that she used to be addicted to meth and that she's also sick of people writing about her on the Internet.  Well, here she is on MTV's TRL where we discover that Fergie wears a bra, which kind of sucks because I would have loved …

David Spade's career is taking off!  —  David Spade dressed up as a 'gay fireman' (seriously, that's what he is supposed to be) for the movie 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry' starring Adam Sandler and Jessica Biel.  I guess that summer romance with Heather Locklear is really opening some doors for Spade what's next 'Joe Dirt 2?'

LIKE I AIN'T TOO BRIGHT: PARIS  —  IN an understatement of the ages, Paris Hilton told Los Angeles cops she's not the brightest bulb in Hollywood's chandelier.  —  The heir head told investigators probing the home-invasion robbery of "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis that she's not a reliable witness.

Timberlake Earns First No. 1 Album With 'FutureSex'  —  In a major week for new releases, Justin Timberlake's "FutureSex/LoveSounds" (Jive) rises to the top of The Billboard 200 with 684,000 copies in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan.  It's the artist's first No. 1 …

Celebrity Manny Escapes Poopy Diaper Asphyxiation  —  Free at last!  Free at last!  Former manny and Britney Spears bodyguard, Perry Taylor is free at last.  Sadly, it looks like he's missing out on the second coming of Sean Preston (otherwise known as Sutton Pierce).

Clay Aiken Says Sexuality, Private Life Are Nobody's Business  —  Pop Star Hopes Fans Will Judge Him on Music, Not Rumors  —  Former "American Idol" star Clay Aiken believes that his sexuality and private life are his business and no one else's.  —  "I've gotten to a point now where I …

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Tower  —  See ... if you don't hold on to the one you love, you're going to lose them eventually.  This appears to be a hard lesson that Miss Britney Spears is going to have to learn.  By the looks of this photo, manny extraordinaire Perry Taylor has left …

Beauty Buzz: Victoria's Latest Secret- She Likes To Read  —  I guess that the Victoria's Secret models have just more to do than prance around in their bras and underwear all day.  Apparently these lovely ladies enjoy reading books.  Yes that is right they have formed their own little book club!

Um... What the Heck is Lindsay Doing?!?!  —  We happened upon La Lohan last night doing an impromptu parking lot dance while smoking a cigarette.  Between puffs, a lonely Lindsay started to break it down at The Lot, performing a weird combination of choreographed high-kicks, karate and stretches.

Victoria Beckham See Through Pictures  —  Well, there was some controversy over Victoria Beckham's nipple slip pictures that I posted on Monday because the quality of the photo sucked.  However, these photos will make up for for them since there is no disputing that Victoria's big nipples look …