'Anatomy' of a winner  —  Upsets 'CSI' for No. 1 spot  —  ABC put its much-talked-about series "Grey's Anatomy" up against CBS' ratings hit "CSI" Thursday night - and won.  —  The highly anticipated return of the medical drama, which was shifted from Sundays, gave ABC its best Thursday night performance since 1991.

Miss Cleo: Psychic AND Lesbian!  —  Lance Bass isn't the only has-been celebrity to come out of the closet recently!  —  In the new issue of The Advocate, Miss Cleo admits that she likes to read palms and eat pussy (in not so many words).  —  These days, the former infomercial queen works as a …

KATE'S NEW LOOK  —  It's Miss Moss as we've never seen her before.  —  As a black woman.  —  The supermodel was shot for a special edition of The Independent, guest designed by Giorgio Armani.  —  He chose to focus on issues in Africa - with Kate as his cover girl …

Kate Bosworth's Super split  —  LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Kate Bosworth has blamed the curse of Superman for her split from Orlando Bloom.  —  The pair ended their on/off four year relationship earlier this month, but neither star woul d give an official reason for the break-up.

BRAWL AT PARIS HILTON'S PAD  —  BLOATED Brandon Davis was punched in the face Thursday night by Kevin Connolly, who stars on "Entourage."  After an US Weekly party at L.A. hot spot Area, Paris Hilton held an after-hours bash at her Beverly Hills home.  Pamela Anderson, Courtney Love …

Streisand shows what not to wear  —  You would think that by the age of 64, most women would be self-conscious enough to ensure their choice of evening wear does not expose parts of the body which have...well dropped below standards.  —  But no one seems to have shared this with legendary …

Rupert Everett spills beans on Hollywood  —  LONDON - Rupert Everett hates Hollywood.  The British actor, whose screen hits include "Another Country," "Shrek" and "My Best Friend's Wedding," says he's sick of the movie industry's hypocrisy and homophobia.  He's even tired of celebrity …

Whitney & Bobby: Inside Their Split  —  Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's 14-year marriage was always turbulent - they dealt with trips to rehab, rumors of infidelity and run-ins with the law.  So what made them finally call it quits?  —  A relative of Brown's says the problems started last fall.

Britney's Bodyguard Watching Over Jude  —  Recent photos show Jude Law being shadowed by a very familiar bodyguard - Perry Taylor, the very same U.S. Naval Academy graduate who just months ago was a frequent protector to Britney Spears and her son, Sean Preston.  —  So has Law hired Spears's former bodyguard to protect him?

Steve-O, How Low Can You Go?  —  First he blabs about Nicole Richie on the Howard Stern Show, then he proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's fully hydrated.  Sure, "Jackass" star, Steve-O has been known to do some pretty nasty stunts, but at last night's premiere of "Jackass: Number 2," he proved to be a real pisser — literally.

Gwyneth On Moses, Movies & Jay-Z  —  Access Hollywood's Billy Bush sat down with Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow on Wednesday to talk about her new life as a mom and why she turned to the bible to name her son.  —  "Moses is a big name to live up to," Billy said.  —  "Well, I think he's the man to live up to it," Gwyneth smiled.

Harry checks out of Motel Lohan  —  How dare that bastard break the fragile little heart of Lindsay Lohan?  I give Lindsay a hard time here, but I really wanted to see these two crazy kids make it.  In the end though, even the power of the firecrotch couldn't keep Harry around for her s**t show.

Coup interrupts filming of Cage movie  —  HONG KONG - Thailand's military coup this week interrupted filming of Nicolas Cage's new movie, a gangster thriller being shot in Bangkok, a news report said Thursday.  —  The Chinese news Web site Sina.com said Cage had prepared a private jet to leave the country on short notice.

Dancing with the Stars: What You Didn't See  —  From Mario Lopez's hyper ways to Harry Hamlin's pep squad, go behind the scenes of ABC's hit show  —  Over Here, Mario!  —  Mario Lopez was like a fly darting around after Tuesday night's show.  While chatting with PEOPLE, he jetted over mid-sentence to talk to a friend.

Sandra Bullock Sues over Alleged Stalker  —  Sandra Bullock has filed a lawsuit in Tennessee to make sure she is alerted when her alleged stalker is released from a mental-health facility there.  —  Thomas James Weldon, currently a patient at the Middle Tennessee Mental Health Institute …

Russell Crowe to Play the Crocodile Hunter  —  Bang Showbiz is reporting that actor Russell Crowe wants to play Steve Irwin in a biopic of The Crocodile Hunter.  Russell is said to be shopping the idea to Universal Studios.  As a fellow Aussie and long-time friend of Irwin …

'PIRATES 3': KEITH RICHARDS ROLLS IN  —  A not terribly sober Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones has filmed his cameo as Johnny Depp's swashbuckling dad in "Pirates of the Caribbean 3," which is shooting somewhere in Southern California in a place called Palmdale.

Flav + Horse = Comedy  —  On this Sunday's episode of "Flavor of Love," with four girls remaining, Flavor Flav takes two girls down to the shore for a day of sailing and the other two ladies to wine country for a little grape stomping.  —  In this clip, Flav, New York and Bootz go for a horseback ride …