Dad is Lohan down the law  —  LINDSAY LOHAN'S jailbird dad has sent an astonishing open letter to The Sun - in a desperate bid to heal the rift with his estranged daughter.  —  Irish-born Michael Lohan's moving, hand-written text sheds light on the bizarre private life of the stunning actress …

EXCLUSIVE: Hasselhoff Daughter Attempts Suicide  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that one of David Hasselhoff's daughters tried to commit suicide Sunday night.  —  It happened in the San Fernando Valley, a suburb of Los Angeles, at around 6:30 p.m. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ David called 911 …

Aaron Carter's Engagement Is Over  —  Singer Aaron Carter has called off his engagement to Playboy model Kari Ann Peniche after just six days, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  Peniche tells PEOPLE she and the House of Carters star made the "mutual decision" on Friday.

Steven Tyler bounces back from hep C  —  Aerosmith's Steven Tyler has been secretly battling hepatitis C — a serious viral infection of the blood, often associated with dirty needles, that can lead to chronic liver disease.  —  But the 58-year-old recovering drug addict tells "Access Hollywood's" …

Federline puts 'PopoZao' behind him  —  Plus: DMX feels violated, Hasselhoff wants in on 'Knight Rider' movie  —  Kevin Federline has kicked women's behinds — off his new album.  —  The aspiring rapper's debut CD "Playing With Fire" hits shelves on Halloween, but his much-derided ode …

Steven Tyler: I Have Hepatitis C  —  Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has been secretly battling hepatitis C — a serious viral infection of the blood, often associated with used needles, the New York Daily News reports.  —  In an Access Hollywood interview airing tomorrow night, Tyler, 58 …

Caught live: George Michael  —  Get the p-heart-y started ... singer performs first show in 15 years  —  OVER the last few years GEORGE MICHAEL's "solo" performances have landed him in my column for all the wrong reasons.  —  But he got back to what he does best on Saturday night …

The Slow, Painful Decline of Jordan Catalano  —  Remember daydreaming in high school that a certain hot, plaid-wearing "My So-Called Life" slacker-heartthrob would rescue you between classes to go make out in the boiler room?  Well, I do and I certainly never thought in a million years that he would grow up to look like this.

EXCLUSIVE: THE OUTBECK  —  EXCLUSIVE Posh and David set to star in special edition of Oz soap Neighbours  —  DAVID and Victoria Beckham have been asked to star in a special episode of Neighbours.  —  And the Sunday Mirror can reveal the Beckhams are seriously considering the offer from the makers of the Aussie soap.

Orlando Bloom's Awkward Love Scene  —  Shy is the name of Orlando Bloom's character in the gritty thriller Haven, and it's also a fair description of the actor.  —  British-born Bloom, 29, talked to PEOPLE about his embarrassment doing love scenes, keeping his own love life private - and Marlon "Hottie" Brando.

Kevin Federline drops PopoZao  —  Perhaps in a moment of clarity, Kevin Federline has dropped PopoZao from his debut CD Playing With Fire and reportedly replaced it with a duet with Britney Spears called Crazy.  Additionally, a rapper who had claimed to write most of the lyrics for Federline told …

WE HEAR . . .  THAT Scarlett Johansson was a nervous wreck before she had her first Brazilian waxing at the Oasis Day Spa and, according to insiders at DaTommaso restaurant, the waxing crew couldn't stop admiring her body . . . THAT the Lesort brothers are opening another Frederick's …

Hooter's Future Competition  —  We will file this one under rumor until proven true.  —  Jessica Siimpson is backing a new BBQ chain dubbed "Daisy Duke's."  The joint's selling point will be scantily clad waitresses wearing the signature hot pants that the "Dukes of Hazard" star slipped into for the movie remake.

We Can't Believe No One's Ever Noticed This Before!!!!!  —  Kate Hudson has six toes!!!!  EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Gibson avoids media at Okla. screenings  —  GOLDSBY, Okla. - Actor and director Mel Gibson visited two Oklahoma towns this week to attend screenings of his new movie, "Apocalypto."  —  Gibson did not make a public appearance during screenings held at the Riverwind Casino in Goldsby and Cameron University in Lawton.

My Life Has Returned To Normal!!!!  —  I'm finally free from the Arby's heat-lamp-red glare of celebrity!!!!!  AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!  —  But I wonder... What would my blog look like had things continued the way they were?  —  Pump some Fergie (and maybe even some of her music) and let the dream sequence begin!!!!