"Laguna Beach" Star Arrested ... Again  —  For the second time this month, "Laguna Beach" star Jason Wahler has been arrested.  As Perez Hilton first reported, the LAPD arrested Wahler on Friday at 5:30PM for misdemeanor battery and set his bail at $20,000.  According to LAPD documents, he was released Saturday afternoon.

Did Hasselhoff Make Phony Suicide Call?  —  David Hasselhoff lied to cops when he allegedly called 911 to report that his younger daughter attempted to commit suicide, according to his estranged wife, Pamela Bach.  And Bach tells TMZ Hasselhoff made the call out of pure revenge.

Scarlett Johansson gets scandalous waxings  —  Page Six reports that sources from DaTommaso restaurant say Scarlett Johansson was a nervous wreck before getting her first Brazilian waxing at the Oasis Day Spa and that the waxing crew "couldn't stop admiring her body."

Bobby drives too hard a bargain  —  Now that Whitney Houston has filed for divorce, R&B crooner Bobby Brown has to plan for a future without a rich wife.  —  I hear that the 37-year-old Brown — who reportedly has been staying in L.A. with "Video Vixen" Karinne Steffans since separating from Houston …

Looks Like Fergie's Solo Career Is "Hair" To Stay  —  Here's Fergie and her hairy armpits at the release party for her latest album "The Dutchess".  I would like to apologize to Fergie in advance for posting this since I know she hates when bloggers write about her... but this is absolutely gross.

Kate Beckinsale Takes out the Fug  —  I don't know what's going on today, but it seems to be fast on it's way to becoming International Fug Day.  First, we had Scarlett Johansson in a terrible grey jump suit, and now we Kate Beckinsale wearing what appears to be a satin garbage bag.

Janet Jackson: I Don't Talk to Justin  —  Janet Jackson hasn't spoken to Justin Timberlake since the infamous "wardrobe malfunction" at the 2004 Super Bowl - but she plans to reconcile with him in her own time, she revealed on The Oprah Winfrey Show Monday.  —  "We haven't spoken.

Dad is Lohan down the law  —  LINDSAY LOHAN'S jailbird dad has sent an astonishing open letter to The Sun - in a desperate bid to heal the rift with his estranged daughter.  —  Irish-born Michael Lohan's moving, hand-written text sheds light on the bizarre private life of the stunning actress …

NYC judge dismisses Gest's assault case  —  NEW YORK - A judge threw out a $10 million civil assault lawsuit Monday filed against Liza Minnelli by her estranged husband, David Gest, who claimed she beat him so badly during alcoholic rages he had to be hospitalized.

Fashion Police: Taking Out the Trash Edition  —  Scarlett Johansson models the latest in custodian-chic, while Kate Beckinsale proves that she would look beautiful even wearing a Hefty Cinch Sak.

GEORGE MICHAEL TOUR LAUNCHES WITH POP AT BUSH  —  A mature, modest and (almost) scandal-free George Michael took the stage in his first solo concert in 15 years.  But the pop star couldn't resist making another controversial dig at George Bush.  —  At the end of the first set Michael sang …

Cynthia Nixon: Why I Love Vagina!  —  For the first time since coming out as a lesbian, Cynthia Nixon is speaking publicly about her Sapphic ways.  —  In a new interview, the former Sex & The City star proclaims:  —  "I never felt like there was an unconscious part of me that woke up or that came out of the closet.

Oprah Winfrey's Radio Station Debuts  —  You can add radio to Oprah Winfrey's media empire: The TV host's new Oprah & Friends channel debuted at 10 a.m. Monday on XM Satellite Radio.  —  Airing on XM channel 156, Oprah & Friends will feature original programming from Winfrey's Harpo Productions …

Steven Tyler: I have hepatitis C!  —  In exclusive interview with Access Hollywood, Steven Tyler, admitted he is suffering from hepatitis C for couple of years now.  I'm guessing he probably contracted the disease while being a drug addict. … Poor Steven, hope he'll manage to get out of this …

Scrubs Actress Recovering After Fall  —  Scrubs actress Judy Reyes is on the mend after suffering a fracture after an accidental fall, her rep, Monique Ward, tells PEOPLE.  —  Reyes, 37, who plays nurse Carla Espinosa on the NBC comedy, will be released from the hospital Monday.

Kirsten Dunst — Real Estate Mogul  —  The childhood home of A-list actress Kirsten Dunst is now on the market for $1.7 million.  The home, purchased by Dunst and her mother Inez, was bought while she was filming "Interview with a Vampire" starring Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.

The Fug is Strong with Scarlett Johansson  —  If there is some all-powerful Force, from which all beings derive their fashion sense, Scarlett Johansson's midichlorian count is definitely low.  Maybe Scarlett's stylist has turned to the Dark Side, but whatever the reason, the Fashion Force is definitely not with her.